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    Never had ANYTHING against Men and Women from TEXAS

    Still Don`t !!

    This man, LegalDonk calls me yesterday - because he had written that he would...after I requested help with a small legal matter...

    I just want to write two or four things to this man. ONE... You sound like you are 7 ft tall (and handsome!!). TWO...Thank You... Three... I found an attorney near Boston yesterday afternoon ... (heading eastbound in an hour or two) though you should feel free to call as I will be driving all day... and Four... a month or so ago a buddy from Texas asked for assistance, something about beer, biker bar and possible death... If you see him, let him know, ... I am IN !!

    Thank you my good man, J
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    You're very welcome.

    Just glad I could help out, and glad you found an attorney relatively nearby to assist you.

    Good luck, and we will definitely have to grab of few beers if you're ever down in my neck of the woods.

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    ps..... I was able to get back the $17k engagement ring after a round of tense negotia tions with the Sons of Revolution biker gang at that little hole in the wall bar I previously mentioned....

    they weren't happy about it, but when they saw I was pretty f'n serious about the situation, and armed to the teeth, the coughed it up

    My client in the matter did have to pay double my hourly rate to get me to use strong-arm tactics against a generally methed-up bunch of montgomery county bikers....

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    Are they at least the most respected motorcycle club in South Houston?


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    auto donk my lean dealer so he good w me too

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    I was dealing with the NORTH houston branch, best I could tell.....

    apparently they are pretty well respected in their ability to control meth trafficking in montgomery county, an have a huge jewelry fencing operation.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    auto donk my lean dealer so he good w me too
    don't forget to mention a healthy supply of Wet as well.......

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    What a gentleman...Class act... You make your Mom and Dad proud... I can not stress THAT enough !! Thanks pal, I will keep you posted, but not in this thread.
    Yes, I will circle the country eventually by automobile this year... I look forward to having a meal with Ya... tell you how I make picks for games... very short story !! though for 5 years now have not kept records like I used to...
    the privilege of holding my Mothers hand all those days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    You're very welcome.
    Just glad I could help out, and glad you found an attorney relatively nearby to assist you.
    Good luck, and we will definitely have to grab of few beers if you're ever down in my neck of the woods.
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    Cool, after what I said to you on the phone, you are still willing to have some beers. l o l

    After having and taking some days to consider - what is best, I have decided to represent myself in this matter. I believe that I can better present the facts, truth, better than anyone. Almost anyone. Certainly better than this abusive, douche bag, liar. I got this, but I am going to need your help.

    I have a fair idea the hourly rate for an attorney here in the northeast, so I know what I am getting into when it comes to payment. In case you have any ideas of helping me for the cost of dinner and beers, please forget about it. I will not let you help me for less than a grand.

    You read that right. You pay me a grand, I buy dinner !!
    I better s t f u, just remembered who and WHERE I am writing to... Texas, ... Way bigger than NY! My point was that I have to pay you whatever your hourly rate is...

    god damn it, would you look at the time? already? wtf

    let me know from Feb 24 or 25th on what day or couple days works best for you. Thanks

    btw, Donkland, TX... am I going to find that on my GPS or Mapquest?

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    Automan if your 5-9, 137 and Polish I will shake your hand man and say Job well done my friend

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    dude, people who met me in vegas (while you were ducking me) have vouched for me as 6'3" 225lbs; very good shape..... Like Leon Spinks -- according to Richard Pryor -- "I knock mother fukkers out."

    I am half Czech.... Czechs can be some mean mother fukkers..... Just ask all those mooselums the Czech Republic is deporting....

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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...l#post25206187

    jj. while you DIDN'T having dinner with me and my wife in vegas; I did meet up with OneUnder, a very cool, laid back sbr member who's a very solid poker player, and visited with him before and during the trny we were playin at the Veneitian....

    his post (no.25) in the thread above, should be all you need to assess what you're dealing with....

    OneUnder's post states:

    "I can verify the following:

    Donker is an attorney... he is definitely a Texan.... probably 6'3" 220 pounds

    I'd welcome a chance to meet any other SBR players"

    Unfortunately, he left off how damn handsome I am and that the 220 lbs are in the right places to guarantee an ass whuppin' for anyone who crosses me..... haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan if your 5-9, 137 and Polish I will shake your hand man and say Job well done my friend
    good job goldbud,

    this thread supports forgiveness, peace, harmony, tolerance (tolerance that does NOT involve more than ONE penis or UNnecessary violence tolerance,), and that 4 - letter word that rhymes with pussy. Kunt !
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 02-15-16 at 04:20 PM.

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