Originally Posted by KVB
...The next time you get pulled over and don’t think it’s justified, go ahead and drive off, see how far you get...
i posted this story already.... he tried to pull me over by the Spaghetti Warehouse in downtown H-town.....
i made it all the way home......
from last spring:
"sick of cops; two days ago a jaywalking cop was crossing the street behind my old digs, the Bayou Lofts, to get to theSpaghetti Warehouse in downtown h-town, and was almost daring the legal traffic to hit him (he was standing on the yellow line in the middle of a two way traffic street).
As I approached him, we made direct eye contact...... and although he was wearing a pair of those stupid fckin' oakley shades (you know with the straight legs that don't curve, but rather embed into the fat on the side of a shaved cop's head), I could tell he was lookin' right at me and wanting, almost demanding with his posture, that I stop and let his jaywalkin' ass cross the street in front of me.
I kept driving toward him, not breaking, and rolled my window down as I got up to him, and said, "FUK OFF, COP, OBEY THE FUKIN' LAW AND QUIT FCKIN' JAYWALKIN".......
i pretty much hit the gas at that point and headed toward the rt hand turn that gets onto I-45 North, and noticed this prick was running after me..... I slowed up a bit to give him hope that he might catch me, then as he got close to my bumper, yelled out the window "I SAID FCK OFF, COP!!!!" and hit the gas again.....
by now, i'm about to turn onto the onto the road leading to the freeway on ramp, and this fat shaved head fck, huffin and a puffin, is still giving chase hopin' I'll catch the red light at the turn, which I do.... I let him huff and puff right up to my bumper again, then yell out, "FUUKKKKK YYYOOOUUUUUU, COP!!!!", and hit the gas and run the red (there's a "no rt turn on red" sign there), turn on to the frontage road and nail it......
he runs into the middle of the frontage road, bends over, hands on knees for a second -- clearly straining from as much physical exertion as the lazy fck has had in over six months, and as he's gettin smaller in my rearview, I see him raise up and draw his f'n peashooter...... I speed up even more, lean over into the passenger's seat to duck my head and hauled ass even faster.... don't know if he shot or not.......
In the words of Ice Cube, all in all it was a good day
Last edited by Auto Donk; 04-08-15 at 11:35 AM."
moral of that story, rental car always beats "bad ass oakley-wearing shaved head cop on foot"