1. 01-07-16 12:19 AM #1
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  4. 01-07-16 02:20 PM #4
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    i believe we are politically correct now
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  5. 01-07-16 02:44 PM #5
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    well, much like a divining rod, at least my rod is now pointed in the right direction......
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  7. 01-07-16 06:49 PM #7
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    jlo..... "TTTTIIIIITTTTAAAAAHHHHHHHH TTTTTWWWWIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTEEEERRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

    DAMMIT, if id been there in that bottom photo, that's what ida yelled as i was clampin' my thumb and forefinger down on that gumdrop, on my way to facing what I'm sure would be trumped up -- given jlo's immense power -- to an aggravated assault charge!
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  10. 01-07-16 08:37 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post

    definite cutie.... can't fathom why i don't immediately recognize her....

    who is she?
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  12. 01-07-16 08:42 PM #12
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    ^^The best of the best..

    Most chicks go down hill after 35, enough cosmetic surgery, stair master and eating right they can push it to 40-45 if they didn't have kids.. With exceptional makeup skills maybe 50 but that's stretching it a bit...

    Why do you think chicks want to get married so fast after 30? They're not stupid as they know they don't age well like men typically do..

    Keeping it real and ruthless.. Here is a celeb pushing the envelope now..

    Rene Zelwegger age 46 just one example - This is with cosmetic surgeries..



    Steady decline...

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  13. 01-07-16 08:42 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
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    easy now, sandy used to be my landlord when I officed in Austin......

    made her do a double take one evening as I left the office while decked out in my trial attire, and on another occasion she got to hear me fook the shit out of my then-wife from her father's office, which was directly over mine in the building she owned on sixth street.....

    I fukkin' came twice as hard knowing sandy was my audience that evening, listening to my then-wife scream as i fukked the living shit out of her..... I could hear sandy and her female friend above snickering as I pounded away....... and of course that just made me amp up my "A game" to full-fukkin'-speed....

    sandy knew it was me who was down below, and in passing thereafter she never looked at me quite the same, and always had that coy little smile on her face.......
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    That would be Kate Beckinsale, Auto Donk.

    Another vote for Sandra Bullock here. I've had a thing for her since I was 11 or 12. She is aging very well, and is still very classy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    That would be Kate Beckinsale, Auto Donk.

    Another vote for Sandra Bullock here. I've had a thing for her since I was 11 or 12. She is aging very well, and is still very classy.
    In addition to officing in her building, I had a friend who was a set decorator in austin who was pretty tight with her, so I knew all her dirt.....

    too bad I was a f'n jerk who decided to be loyal to my wife, as she'd broken up with mcconnahey around the time she heard me layin' the wood to my wife, and even confided in my set decorator friend (who she had no clue that I knew) that there was this, in her words, "hunky" attorney who officed in her building that was bangin' the shit out of some girl, and she "needed to spend an afternoon with him"......

    talk about affirmation...... my set decorator friend said she was very hesitant to tell me this shit, as she was afraid my head wouldn't fit into any courtrooms any longer......
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    JLo and no one close
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    JLo and no one close
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    For 45 years old Denise Richards is still kinda hot.. Younger very HOT...



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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    For 45 years old Denise Richards is still kinda hot.. Younger very HOT...

    Def do Da do wit her!!!
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  22. 01-08-16 12:46 AM #22
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  23. 01-08-16 12:57 AM #23
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    Shell always do it for me.

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    always loved her and her accent
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    nice airbrushing, but still hott
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    you can take denise richards and push her off a cliff.... those coked-out bug eyes and bad fake (hard as f'n rocks) and her history with HIV boy render her as useless in DonkLand as a tit on a boar hog.........
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  28. 01-08-16 10:59 AM #28
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    Anyone that wants an asain has never actually been with an asian. They are the dumbest, most annoying people on earth (the girls). I used to have one that would take the fukkin bus for 5 hours to be with me, and I still hated her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Shell always do it for me.

    She's a 100 years old. That's some serious Granny action right there..
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Shell always do it for me.

    I think good ol Tony Montana summed this ho up quite well back in 1983..... from what I see, not much has changed since then.....

    here's how Tony put it, word for word:

    "Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been ****** in a year!"

    that look, and those "minus-A cup" , and of course the blonde hair, have her sitting outside DonkLand, on the curb.... while that Beckinsale babe rides high in the saddle a few stories overhead........
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Winner
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    I'd bang michelle pfiffer sober and enjoy it. Would even let her support me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Winner
    Yes, who is this chica? I don't know her but I love her.
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    re: sophia vergara being the "winner".....

    yah, "winner" until she opens her mouth (and words come out of it)

    had to put that qualifier on the end there, for if she's just opening her mouth so my crank can be jammed into it, with no words spoken, she ranks hi on the chart.....

    has one of the most annoying voices/accents of all time.... even fran dresscher cringes when this ho speaks....

    only way to deal with this ho is in her "native language"......
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