1. 01-08-16 11:54 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    re: sophia vergara being the "winner".....

    yah, "winner" until she opens her mouth (and words come out of it)

    had to put that qualifier on the end there, for if she's just opening her mouth so my crank can be jammed into it, with no words spoken, she ranks hi on the chart.....

    has one of the most annoying voices/accents of all time.... even fran dresscher cringes when this ho speaks....

    only way to deal with this ho is in her "native language"......
    Really? I don't like her. But wow she is really smokin without as much makeup.
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  3. 01-08-16 12:00 PM #38
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    beautiful girl, just annoying as shit with that over the top accent.....

    had a girl from spain i used to tag, she'd try and dirty talk in English, saying lame shit like "you make me feel so NAAHHH-SSTTEEEE!!! I love being nnnaaahhhhssstteeeeeee with you...." etc etc etc....

    one night she started that shit, and I said, "just speak to me that way in Spanish"..... I came within a minute of her doing so......
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  5. 01-08-16 12:07 PM #40
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    They wouldn't be a MILF to me (44 years old), but Vanessa Marcil and Stacy Dash are nearing 50 and hot as hell. I'll take it a step further. Christie Brinkley is like 62 and has always beautiful! I only post links. Someone can look for their pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    This is D. Wade's woman---she's got a good 9 or 10 years on him.
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  7. 01-08-16 12:11 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    beautiful girl, just annoying as shit with that over the top accent.....

    had a girl from spain i used to tag, she'd try and dirty talk in English, saying lame shit like "you make me feel so NAAHHH-SSTTEEEE!!! I love being nnnaaahhhhssstteeeeeee with you...." etc etc etc....

    one night she started that shit, and I said, "just speak to me that way in Spanish"..... I came within a minute of her doing so......
    That picture ain't no fluke either. She is a goddess without make-up. Holy smoke.

    Giselle Bundschen voice kills her looks for me too. Even in Portuguese.
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  8. 01-08-16 12:16 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    She's a 100 years old. That's some serious Granny action right there..
    I still like her,f@ck it.
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  9. 01-08-16 12:20 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I think good ol Tony Montana summed this ho up quite well back in 1983..... from what I see, not much has changed since then.....

    here's how Tony put it, word for word:

    "Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been ****** in a year!"

    that look, and those "minus-A cup" , and of course the blonde hair, have her sitting outside DonkLand, on the curb.... while that Beckinsale babe rides high in the saddle a few stories overhead........
    Kate Beckinsale would get on my nerves very fast,with that irritating accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Sophia viagra Is no joke
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Kate Beckinsale would get on my nerves very fast,with that irritating accent.
    shes pretty damn hot though like stop la traffic hot... With our population and every 20 something pretty girl in their little Midwestern or southern Podunk town flocking out her... That's saying something. I saw her in Hollywood once she turned heads which isn't easy to do in Hollywood .
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    Surprised Halle berry didn't make it yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Surprised Halle berry didn't make it yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    shes pretty damn hot though like stop la traffic hot... With our population and every 20 something pretty girl in their little Midwestern or southern Podunk town flocking out her... That's saying something. I saw her in Hollywood once she turned heads which isn't easy to do in Hollywood .
    She's pretty hot I wont bullshit you,but I dont know I like the one's that seem more down to earth, she's fun to look at and all but still.
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    That black girl isn't a day over 19.
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  17. 01-08-16 05:20 PM #52
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    exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



    note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

    yes, with a "Y"

    I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



    note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

    yes, with a "Y"

    I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
    that was hilarious

    thanks for sharing.
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    Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
    How bout her TMS¿
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
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    Finally! A decent thread in the Saloon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
    Wasn't looking at creed but more 0f the beauty. You pour your own poison!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Finally! A decent thread in the Saloon...

    Bigg Upps!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

    she still looks good , something about her, always has been.
    I can remember shamefully beating off when she bent over on her tv show she had
    man o man , us men are disgusting creatures .
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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Why would you post this ugly jew skank in this great thread???
    Why would hate¿ You been a bit absent but wanna hate¿ no wonder y but thinking y. You gay¿
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    she still looks good , something about her, always has been.
    I can remember shamefully beating off when she bent over on her tv show she had
    man o man , us men are disgusting creatures .
    Actually didn't think you lil peepz be interested on BIGG PEEPZ, here's more your M.O.
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    Patiently waiting for Jennifer Anniston. Someone please post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    exhibit "A" in the case for always, always having an over-sized ball-gag at your bedside when you manage to pull ms. vergeras out da club:



    note to scrubs: her team is the NY "Yiants".....

    yes, with a "Y"

    I'd play a loud soundtrack of nails scratching chalkboards before trying to have a conversation in English with her......
    Wow...she survived an encounter with Pill Cosby
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    I hope all these ladies are doing their Kegel exercises, or you can imagine making sexy time is like doing it to a glass of water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Always wondered what are the odds finding a hot 40+ woman? Has to be very hard.
    I don't think so,their still some tasty older broads. Variety's the spice of life mate.
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