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    How To Pick Up A Chick At A Night Club: Video

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    Oh FAWK



    jj, watch for my "top of Vail mountain" videos this weekend.

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    Without seeing vid:
    Is step one to have hair or wear hair piece?

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    Lmaooooooo

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    Is this the same cat who also said he has not been laid in the last 14 years

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    that wood paneling

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    Double-breasted, tucked in.

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    I was in tears when JJ started waving at everyone. LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeffie View Post
    I was in tears when JJ started waving at everyone. LMAO
    Minor letdown he didn't open beer after shaking it for 5 minutes

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    Vegas39 I have one more beer video next week

    SBR might approve


    Serious guys this is how you should act a club

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vegas39 I have one more beer video next week

    SBR might approve


    Serious guys this is how you should act a club

    stop with the beer videos. Unless Booya sent you package from Chicago.

    The $3 Budweiser mugs a nice tops over the fake bricks

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    JJ what kind of get up have you got on mate.

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    a few random thoughts after watching this video.....

    1. right off the bat, this vid, following my thread earlier today about recognizing JJ, in which I mentioned his "bad wardrobe," indicates I really struck a chord, prompting him to roll out this dated double-breasted bullshit he's sportin'

    2. gloves in the club scare more babes than attract them; babes think "OJ"...... they think, "what's this penetrate hiding? burn scars?" they think, "Is he going to kill me?"

    3. fancy drink "seven and seven"...... LOL..... TRY THIS, JJ: "Bombay Saphire martini, slightly dirty, two olives" and don't yell it across the room, as you've already proven you're an absolute tool with the entry song (a pipe dream, btw) and the scary gloves and stupid shades in the club (which I'll get to next) -- last thing you need to be doing in this get up is yelling at people...... they'll think you're a methed-up psycho.....

    4. shades.... in the club.... you ain't no rapper, my niqqa..... get rid of those.... any woman really interested in bangin' you, unless you happen to be a big-name rapper with bottle service and a huge entourage, is gonna want to see your eyes..... babes avoid shade-wearing tools like the plague in the club......

    5. the ultimate douche in the club, scott "kardashiho bangin'" dissick, thinks you're a douchebag........

    6. and lastly, you forgot to type the word "not" after the word "how" in the title of this disaster....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-10-15 at 06:40 PM.

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    The best way to pick up a chick at a night club is make a video at home by a guy who doesn't go out at clubs.

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    Lololol

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    Lmao at title even before I watch the vid

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    JJ we should go out together

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    A guy that hasn't been laid in forever is telling us how to meet women (or should I say broads).

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    Good video, but it's old. Real old. I'm pretty sure I detected some hair.
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    Have not watched video yet,but will. The best way to pick up a chick......is to say : Woman are you happy to see me or did you just sit in a puddle ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Good video, but it's old. Real old. I'm pretty sure I detected some hair.
    I never released it...about 14 months ago

    Giant it works man ,,you ahve not been laid in a very long time

    Try it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never released it...about 14 months ago

    Giant it works man ,,you ahve not been laid in a very long time

    Try it
    I think it was older than that. I heard a math.com reference.

    Going to try this technique tonight at the clubs. Will report back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I think it was older than that. I heard a math.com reference.

    Going to try this technique tonight at the clubs. Will report back.
    14 months ..positive..yeh I made video for him..still talk to him daily

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    Nice chair JJ

    Restoration Hardware, runs about $3,000

    Got on in sittin in the living room, love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Nice chair JJ

    Restoration Hardware, runs about $3,000

    Got on in sittin in the living room, love it
    yeh..old school

    I do not dress fancy either

    Low key

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    yeh..old school

    I do not dress fancy either

    Low key
    Women at night clubs get picked by guys who shop sweat pants at Kmart and are low key because this is the best way to impress a chick at a club. Dressed like a bum and be quiet.

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    I witness guys hitting on chicks on the beach every day. Looks is the key, good body is a must

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    antibet what are your stats??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    antibet what are your stats??
    Not very impressive, but good enough to be a sugar daddy for some poor girl from a third world country

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    Coach, where were you living back then?

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    j j you need to add a star a leading man to your vids. its always just you sir.

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    wtf is this shit? jj just watch calito's way or something? jj, you're dressed like benny blanco from the bronx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    a few random thoughts after watching this video.....

    1. right off the bat, this vid, following my thread earlier today about recognizing JJ, in which I mentioned his "bad wardrobe," indicates I really struck a chord, prompting him to roll out this dated double-breasted bullshit he's sportin'

    2. gloves in the club scare more babes than attract them; babes think "OJ"...... they think, "what's this penetrate hiding? burn scars?" they think, "Is he going to kill me?"

    3. fancy drink "seven and seven"...... LOL..... TRY THIS, JJ: "Bombay Saphire martini, slightly dirty, two olives" and don't yell it across the room, as you've already proven you're an absolute tool with the entry song (a pipe dream, btw) and the scary gloves and stupid shades in the club (which I'll get to next) -- last thing you need to be doing in this get up is yelling at people...... they'll think you're a methed-up psycho.....

    4. shades.... in the club.... you ain't no rapper, my niqqa..... get rid of those.... any woman really interested in bangin' you, unless you happen to be a big-name rapper with bottle service and a huge entourage, is gonna want to see your eyes..... babes avoid shade-wearing tools like the plague in the club......

    5. the ultimate douche in the club, scott "kardashiho bangin'" dissick, thinks you're a douchebag........

    6. and lastly, you forgot to type the word "not" after the word "how" in the title of this disaster....
    Well be hearing about this guy on Americas Most Wanted.

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