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    Very funny, I actually laughed a few times.

    here's some helpful hints:


    Second thought, never mind- you my friend, are beyond help. Just call 1-800-hooker and be done with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sshz View Post
    Very funny, I actually laughed a few times.

    here's some helpful hints:


    Second thought, never mind- you my friend, are beyond help. Just call 1-800-hooker and be done with it.

    thanks guy...better to be honest

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    Coach,

    I'll give you credit for the cell phone thing. If you're in a club looking at your phone instead of doing what you went there for... you are a failure. With that being said I am going to need at least weekly inspirational videos coach.

    Sincerely,

    O.C.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan I told you this t least 4 times the last 6 months ...I do not want to make an example out of you

    I know your type...you could not survive in NJ or NY as we would run you out back to Texas
    U concur, they could not handle the city JJ.

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    Clicked through expecting a long lost Zeta video but once I realized it was coach being a jackass I couldn't watch...

    Coach call me on the 702 number. We (Bobby and me) like a live sprinter in the 4th at Gulfstream today and need validation before releasing.

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    Of the 2 waving techniques displayed below, no clue which one would be more effective in picking up either Ricky Martin or Michael Sam. Just know neither is picking up any women.



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    "Heil Hitler Twink!"

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    don't forget the swishers Coach

    ladies love em

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    JJ good effort. When did you last pick up a broad and bring her home from the club?

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    Jj you look like a bee keeper

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    Never


    Flipper I didn't like that remark

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaug View Post
    JJ good effort. When did you last pick up a broad and bring her home from the club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    "Heil Hitler Twink!"

    Best post I might have ever seen on sbr. I'm still dying

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    Very funny... thanks for the laughs!

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    Great video coach.

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    2 points to whoever can name that brand of beer.
    Canadians are not permitted to geuss as this is a Canadian staple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    2 points to whoever can name that brand of beer.
    Canadians are not permitted to geuss as this is a Canadian staple
    Is that moosehead jay??
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    I shouldda said Canadians & Booyer .

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    I'll have that other point for you in 17 short hours.
    I'll make a few calls, send some PM's.

    I'm good for it.

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    Good one, Flipper ^^

    Plus... jj gasses ALL his bees... whether Jewish or not

    We really need to find him his Eva Evan Braun so he'll chill the fukk out.

    Hell, or this guy even:

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    looks like jj is campaigning for trump:


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    I should do a demo on how to wear a suit

    I think many of you guys never put one on

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