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    Ebe
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    Women are pure evil

    True story folks. Women are the devil. It is best to remain alone rather than subject yourself to these unnecessary torments.

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    do tell

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    Every woman I ever encounter is cruel and cold.

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    oh my gosh , no young son ...you doing something wrong start over , try useing my name

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    It's best to be alone

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    Ebe, women want to be provided for. This desire manifests itself in ways that paints them as selfish, money grubbing, gold digging whores. It's the way of the world.
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    Never ever give a woman a dime then you'll see she really likes you

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    Women will make you weak

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    Why would women even like you? They are not your moms. Of course, all they need is your money, which you guys don't have anyways

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    My wife is awesome. My only beef is that we don't like the same NFL teams or UFC fighters, so some Saturday nights and Sundays there is a lot of tension in my house.

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    I am usually the one who is cruel and cold...

    Not sure what that says about me.

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    Stick it in

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    Tony, no.

    I am a gentleman and I must be invited.

    Needless to say, it does not happen very often.

    My condoms expired.

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    About half of all the marriages end in divorce. The rest end in DEATH!!

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    50%?
    Really?
    So between my wife & I......


    0ne of us us gonna get divorced?

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    I am lucky with my wife,I know many people,when they split.....the women are pit-bulls....it would not do justice to tell,it's ugly!!.........but when in doubt...............barge into the bedroom and say....WOMAN, head on the pillow,ass in the air !!!!

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    50% end in divorce.
    Of the remaining 50%, imagine what percent of those couples are unhappy but stay together for whatever reason. Kids, companionship, time together, age, financial, etc...


    So if you win at gambling at the same percentage you'll have at being either divorced or in an unhappy marriage would put you on a boat in the islands sipping champagne from a supermodel's boobies. Fact!
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    Most American women are materialistic gold diggers. Try dating women from Europe, South America or Asia. You will see a difference.
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    My 2 cents -

    Women get old and ugly fast.. I'm shallow like that and that's my bad.. I need a younger girl that will age well but I don't have the energy or patience to put up with one for very long.. So I'm screwed too just like some of you losers....

    I will say this fellas if ya wanna a good girl, compromise a bit on looks to start off, then go to church and do the singles meetings.. If you are allergic to churches then try one of those funky yoga classes and retreats.. Those are loaded with healthy girls that are usually cool and down to earth.. Some don't wear makeup or shave their pits if they get too earthy though.. Try and stomach taking dancing classes as fruity as that sounds, they pair you up with chicks and you can always hook up because there are always more girls then guys at dance classes.....

    Bars are fun but you get drunks and sluts with mental issues.. Grocery stores can work if you got courage and raps and willing to be friendly with every girl you see.. Online dating kinda blows because the chicks never look like their pictures once you meet them in real life or they have an annoying laugh..

    Lastly if you're broke and have nothing to offer, no job then look for a fat chick or get a dog for companionship.... Chicks like a stable man whether they want to admit it or not.. Fat chicks just want a man, any man...

    Oh lastly work on yourself and attitude, gotta look in the mirror and like yourself, that shit radiates when talking to chicks. Start working out, eat better and remember to always dress nice, take care of your hygiene and trim those nose hairs for Gods sakes.. Smell good, wear cologne regularly.. Represent in other words.. Chicks like that...

    Good luck to all... Chicks are work that's for sure..

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    What has happened with tak Nima?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunShard View Post
    Most American women are materialistic gold diggers. Try dating women from Europe, South America or Asia. You will see a difference.
    True. It's because American women have no souls. They also look and laugh like horses:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    50%?
    Really?
    So between my wife & I......


    0ne of us us gonna get divorced?
    Jay your wife is hot. Fukk you.

    You better fukkin call me next time you are in the city as I need a shoulder to cry on.

    Don't worry as you would pound me as I am 5'2 320 with a 59 inch reach and a 11.5 inch vertical leap.

    I can touch net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    True. It's because American women have no souls. They also look and laugh like horses:


    Anti that is a low blow.


    150 million women and you choose the one who most resembles a common pack mule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Women will make you weak


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Jay your wife is hot. Fukk you.

    You better fukkin call me next time you are in the city as I need a shoulder to cry on.

    Don't worry as you would pound me as I am 5'2 320 with a 59 inch reach and a 11.5 inch vertical leap.

    I can touch net.
    Next time I am in Toronto it appears you will be in Rome.
    Do like Trump does & bring back a hot European after each visit!


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    Best feeling in the world is waking up alone with the whole day ahead of ypu to do whatever you want.

    If it floats, flys or penetrates you're better off renting.

    Find a good rub & tug and you will be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post

    . Smell good, wear cologne regularly.. Represent in other words.. Chicks like that...

    Good luck to all... Chicks are work that's for sure..
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    Not all are out for the money. Just the hot ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    psycho

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