1. 11-17-15 07:35 PM #1
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    Waiting In Line At Subway EarlierAnd Guy Infront of Me Went on His Knees

    And started praying with his face against the ground facing the window. What would you do?
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  2. 11-17-15 07:36 PM #2
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    jump his spot in line, and then order my sub, like a normal person you stupid fukk
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  3. 11-17-15 07:37 PM #3
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    He prayed for about 1 minute before getting back up. There were 5 of us in line and he was 4th in line. I got scared and went into washroom and ended up losing my spot in line.
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  4. 11-17-15 07:37 PM #4
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    saloon this stupid shit


    and pay fidel back you fukkin broke ass scammer
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  5. 11-17-15 07:37 PM #5
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    ask manager if the meat is Kosher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He prayed for about 1 minute before getting back up. There were 5 of us in line and he was 4th in line. I got scared and went into washroom and ended up losing my spot in line.
    cause you are a loser ass pussy

    washroom???

    is this 1850???
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  7. 11-17-15 07:41 PM #7
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    You should have hopped on his back and said "Buckle Up Buckaroo"
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  8. 11-17-15 07:43 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    cause you are a loser ass pussy

    washroom???

    is this 1850???
    1850??

    What are you talking about?

    He was speaking Arabic and I did it out of precaution.

    That is not normal to do
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  9. 11-17-15 07:43 PM #9
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    rip his mask off and feed it to his bumpy nosed a$$
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  10. 11-17-15 07:43 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by trytrytry View Post
    ask manager if the meat is Kosher?
    I think he got a salad
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  11. 11-17-15 07:45 PM #11
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    Subway is gross
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  12. 11-17-15 07:47 PM #12
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    You should have tripped and put your foot up his ass.......maybe next time you'll man-up a bit!
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    Did you get a foot long?
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    jared now leading isis great story weeds
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    You should have told him Jared was staring at his ass
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  16. 11-17-15 07:51 PM #16
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    It's ok to skip him in line. Obviously he values prayer more than food.
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  17. 11-17-15 07:54 PM #17
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    Weeder why are you eating at Subway?

    You don't like good food?
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  18. 11-17-15 07:55 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD4916 View Post
    Did you get a foot long?
    No just got the half a large sub and chocolate milk
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  19. 11-17-15 07:57 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Weeder why are you eating at Subway?

    You don't like good food?
    Subway is pretty good. No what it used to be though.

    I got the tuna sub
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  20. 11-17-15 08:09 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Subway is pretty good. No what it used to be though.

    I got the tuna sub
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    Diggity, where is a good sandwich shop?
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    Chocolate milk????? What the hell, are you 9 years old???
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    My dad is as old as JJ and he loves chocolate milk
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    People of all ages drink chocolate milk.

    Let's focus on what's important here, guys.

    Seaweed is letting us know that radical Muslims have possibly invaded Canada. There is nowhere safe for us to turn. Let's just enjoy the time we have left.

    Good report, Seaweed.
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    Yes chocolate milk is delicious however drinking that with a tuna sub, I'm not so sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Diggity, where is a good sandwich shop?
    Giant, I go here: http://www.yelp.com/biz/gandolfos-ne...-mission-viejo

    Taking a bite of their Long Island Chicken Salad Sandwich is ALMOST as good as cuming in your pants.

    If I had to choose from a big chain I would pick Jersey Mikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    People of all ages drink chocolate milk.

    Let's focus on what's important here, guys.

    Seaweed is letting us know that radical Muslims have possibly invaded Canada. There is nowhere safe for us to turn. Let's just enjoy the time we have left.

    Good report, Seaweed.
    You are funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Giant, I go here: http://www.yelp.com/biz/gandolfos-ne...-mission-viejo

    Taking a bite of their Long Island Chicken Salad Sandwich is ALMOST as good as cuming in your pants.

    If I had to choose from a big chain I would pick Jersey Mikes.
    Diggity, imagine being able to take a bite of the sandwich and coming at the same time.

    George tried to pull this off once in a famous Seinfeld episode. He couldn't do it. I believe you can.

    Report back your findings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Diggity, imagine being able to take a bite of the sandwich and coming at the same time.

    George tried to pull this off once in a famous Seinfeld episode. He couldn't do it. I believe you can.

    Report back your findings.
    Giant, you are a FREAK!

    OK, I will attempt this and report back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1850??

    What are you talking about?

    He was speaking Arabic and I did it out of precaution.

    That is not normal to do
    Idda left. Not get trapped in a bathroom
    In event of a terrorist attack best to leave out a exit. Dont get trapped in a building. And dont play dead. They shootnpeeps on the ground in the head.
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  31. 11-17-15 08:43 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Idda left. Not get trapped in a bathroom
    In event of a terrorist attack best to leave out a exit. Dont get trapped in a building. And dont play dead. They shootnpeeps on the ground in the head.
    How do you know they shoot people on ground in head? I hear people survived by playing dead on ground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    How do you know they shoot people on ground in head? I hear people survived by playing dead on ground
    No if you play dead you are getting shit in the head to make sure you are dead. Don't try it, happened to me but I lived
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD4916 View Post
    No if you play dead you are getting shit in the head to make sure you are dead. Don't try it, happened to me but I lived
    I heard that covering yourself in blood will make them bypass you if you dont shake. When did that happen to you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I heard that covering yourself in blood will make them bypass you if you dont shake. When did that happen to you??
    Happened to me 3.2 years ago. Won't happen again
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD4916 View Post
    Happened to me 3.2 years ago. Won't happen again
    Stay safe Johnny
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