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    Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Of Pablo Escobar's Money On His Ranch

    Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Of Pablo Escobar's Money On His Ranch
    NOVEMBER 6, 2015







    Jose Mariena Cartolos, 65, recently received a $3,000 grant from the Colombian government to start a palm oil plantation on a lot of land that has been in his family for more than 200 years. While digging a trench for irrigation purposes on his land, Cartolos struck something peculiar. After taking a further look, he discovered several large, blue containers. What he found inside was the unthinkable. The containers were filled to the brim in cold hard cash, totaling $600,000,000! That is not a misprint. Six hundred MILLION dollars. The money is said to be a part of Pablo Escobar’s $30 billion fortune that is said to be buried through out the country.

    Of course, it is expected that Cartolos will not be able to keep the money. The money is expected to be used by the Colombian government to help with social and economic programs (in true Escobar fashion duh). Inside Hollywood speculates that this discovery will cause a new “Gold Rush,” in tourism drawing treasure hunters to the Colombian countryside in search of hidden treasure.

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    "Of course, it is expected that Cartolos will not be able to keep the money. "

    He would have if he could have kept his fukking mouth shut.

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    Why the fck would you turn it in

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    I would have kept one of those barrels

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    Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993. Looking at that 100 bill; it started print in 1996.
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    id probably turn it in

    i use 100s as toilet paper anyway

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    I dunno man. That looks like Walter Whites stash to me......
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993. Looking at that 100 bill; it started print in 1996.

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    lol...Colombia trying to instigate tourism with fake stories of buried treasure...


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    rofl but if it is true that he turned it in, you really think they'd announce that he kept a barrel, I'm sure he kept a few. again IF IT IS TRUE

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    The ground is the oldest bank in the world

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    Not buying it.

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    sounds like a fish story

    How can you sleep if you took that cash

    Maybe someone knew it was there?

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    how were Pablos men able to bury so much cash on someones land and that person have no clue? He never saw random guys outside digging holes in his yard? Hell, he's a farmer, he never saw fresh soil turned over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    sounds like a fish story

    How can you sleep if you took that cash

    Maybe someone knew it was there?
    I'd have no trouble sleeping. It would just be taking my money back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Pablo Escobar was killed in 1993. Looking at that 100 bill; it started print in 1996.
    Sharp as they come

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I'd have no trouble sleeping. It would just be taking my money back.



    Kraken thinking "rebate."


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    Farmers aren't dumb. He probably found 1.8 billion but only turned in 600 million.............

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    Could b worse

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    Fake

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    this cats going to be dead soon.....better to keep your mouth shut......

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    another complete bs story. This is two today by Dwightie, he believes this and the California crap, but refuses to believe in science. Mother of Jesus how stupid can one person be. He searches the net for complete bs, buys it and copies it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    another complete bs story. This is two today by Dwightie, he believes this and the California crap, but refuses to believe in science. Mother of Jesus how stupid can one person be. He searches the net for complete bs, buys it and copies it.
    go hang yourself ya stupid old man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reedy View Post
    I dunno man. That looks like Walter Whites stash to me......
    yup that's totally a screen shot from breaking bad, that and what someone said about the new bills with the larger portraits. and FWIW you find THAT much, you bury a few bundles yourself and turn the rest in. Anyone seen "No Country for Old Men"? no thank you

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    It would be impossible even to spend that money

    Could never even move 50 million of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It would be impossible even to spend that money

    Could never even move 50 million of it
    but it would be fun trying

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    Most likely other drug lords money.
    If I found this I would keep a million out of it before reporting it to authorities.

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    After watching "Narcos" on Netflix, I believe it. The amount of money going through their operation was ridiculous.

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    Do you fukks read the previous posts? The 100 dollar bills in that barrel are the new 100 which were printed after Pablo Escobars death.

    Besides they were meticulous on where they hid the money. Meaning, Pablos accountant had maps of all the money that was buried.

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    Best way is maybe take a few million and then call it in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    Do you fukks read the previous posts? The 100 dollar bills in that barrel are the new 100 which were printed after Pablo Escobars death.

    Besides they were meticulous on where they hid the money. Meaning, Pablos accountant had maps of all the money that was buried.
    It's a barrel from the Breaking Bad series, season 5 so made in 2012/2013!!

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    Why is stuff like this on the main forum but my post about being gay was immediately put in the saloon?

    I find this HIGHLY OFFENSIVE.

    Who at SBR is behind these HOMOPHOBIC practices of trying to suppress MINORITIES like me.

    I am SO offended right now.

    I can't even!

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    Oh nevermind. I see it is in the Saloon. I get worked up sometimes and can't see for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    go hang yourself ya stupid old man.


    and his reply is classic, I thought you forgave me dwightie. forever and a day I will expose you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post

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