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    batman....my girls are super girl and wonderwoman

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    Tonight dressing as Dick Savinski.

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    I would probably be Teddy Nugent

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would probably be Teddy Nugent

    Many think I look like him

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    From homo to woman. seems logical.
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    Guys, I was invited to a sick private costume party and there is guaranteed to be sluts.

    Only problem is im so hungover i can bearly function. Wtf should i do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Guys, I was invited to a sick private costume party and there is guaranteed to be sluts.

    Only problem is im so hungover i can bearly function. Wtf should i do?
    Gulp down a couple Alka-Seltzers and crawl, hitchhike or fukkin teleport via "beam me over there, Scotty!"

    Only thing you need to know: SLUTS... end of story.

    Bottom line: JUST GET YOUR ASS TO THAT PARTY, BRICK!

    Sounds like some possible "EYES WIDE SHUT" action going on there which would be awesome... but remember: Fidelio is *not* the house password. There is no house password.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Gulp down a couple Alka-Seltzers and crawl, hitchhike or fukkin teleport via "beam me over there, Scotty!"

    Only thing you need to know: SLUTS... end of story.

    Bottom line: JUST GET YOUR ASS TO THAT PARTY, BRICK!

    Sounds like some possible "EYES WIDE SHUT" action going on there which would be awesome... but remember: Fidelio is *not* the house password. There is no house password.
    Sitting here watching the Gophers game God I want to go and I know I would probably be 90% to get laid but I just feel like absolute dog shit. Eating some BBQ right now from up the street hopefully that makes me feel better

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    Ok DOJ! I appreciate the pep talk! Im gonna sweat this nickel on the gophers, slam a beer, finnish this bbq and get laid! Probably going to have to take 25 milligram viagra before I go because my penis is notoriously picky when I'm hungover lol
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    ^^ GET THE FUKK OVER THERE, BRICK!

    Maybe you forgot these 2 words in your hangover stupor: NAKED SLUTS!

    Don't Tom Cruise me here and screw this up, pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Ok DOJ! I appreciate the pep talk! Im gonna sweat this nickel on the gophers, slam a beer, finnish this bbq and get laid! Probably going to have to take 25 milligram viagra before I go because my penis is notoriously picky when I'm hungover lol
    THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!
    I'm so proud of ya right now I'm fighting back some tears.

    Make it 50mg for shits & giggles and GO POUND THAT PUSSY!

    I'm sweating my Mets here so let's both be winners all around tonight!


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    Im going to watch that movie. Never seen it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!
    I'm so proud of ya right now I'm fighting back some tears.

    Make it 50mg for shits & giggles and GO POUND THAT PUSSY!

    I'm sweating my Mets here so let's both be winners all around tonight!

    That series has me so banged up. Cant hit the under to save my life.

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    I really like the movie; classic Kubrick... film slowly and eerily unfolds in all its psycho-sexual nuance.

    More graphic mentally than in sexual depiction; we have plenty of pornography, we need more films exploring these type of erotic/psychological themes, IMHO.

    Of course, you *must* watch the uncut version -- no edited bullshit.

    Now... GO POUND THAT PUSSY... AND HANG ON METSIES!!!


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    I have on demand Netflix and prime so i hope i can find it

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    And let's get this little brown f****** jug
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    Why do i keep betting the under?

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    Unreal TT why do you make this thread?

    Go eat pizza and doritos instead.

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