[captrobey]

Anyone get called by these people. Huge scumbags they call and say they are calling from Dell or Windows or the IRS trying to get you to send them money to remove a virus or they want money because you did not pay your taxes and if you do not pay they will send a cop there to arrest you. Seems comical but some people mainly seniors fall for it from time to time.

But i like to waste their time . I just get a call on my business phone. I only use this for outgoing calls so most calls i know are telemarketers or scammers. So some Indian guy named Richard from Windows calls on that phone saying he needs to talk to me about an urgent matter concerning my computer . So i say in my most retarded kid-like happy voice OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So he is quiet for a sec then says it right back to me OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ????????!!!!!

So i figure let me see how long i can keep this guy on . So i repeat myself OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK!!!!! We go back and forth i swear for like 3 minutes just repeating this .

Then i guess he had enough and wanted to inform me that he was Fking my wife and started making groaning moaning noises. Before i could ask him how she was he hung up .

[Alex Hart]

I get these calls to. Just had the call about my computer and a virus. The entertainment value these calls provide are worth a couple of minutes of my time. I still get the Nigerians calling from time to time about my cash prize of $5 million.

[captrobey]

I get these calls to. Just had the call about my computer and a virus. The entertainment value these calls provide are worth a couple of minutes of my time. I still get the Nigerians calling from time to time about my cash prize of $5 million.

Omg you got that amount too? We should put our millions together we inherited and buy an island . I responded once for the hell of it to a religious lady with Cancer that left me a bunch of cash. Here is that one she sent and what i responded . I actually got a response back but it was just a generic one they would send i guess to anyone that replies.

Calvary Greetings,

My Name is Mrs Elizabeth Hummen a Lung Cancer patient I have decided to donate what I have for the charity works orphanage homes widows and propagating the word of God and in reaching the less privileged in the society together with the Syrian refugees that are suffering in southern Turkey with this benevolence through you. Hence my inability to communicate with this project more Effectively as I am on sick bed which I can not walk or do anything unless by the help of my doctors and nurses, please keep this matter to yourself because this is a vow I have already made to God and I will like it to be between you and me to avoid anything that will hinder my vow.

I am Donating the sum of Five Million US Dollars ($5,000,000.00) that is my inheritance from my late husband who was a successful Gold and cocoa Business dealer. you may be wondering the reason why I choose you but someone has to be chosen, I am 69 years old and was diagnosed cancer of the lungs about 2 years ago Immediately after the death of my husband who had left everything he worked for on my care because we don’t have any child that will lay claims on this fund. so if you are willing to assist me to carry out this charity project:: let me know:

Regards
Mrs Elizabeth Hummen

Thank You Beth this is very nice of you unfortunately since you are doing this in the name of God you will not want me to have it because i worship Satan.

[kaliboyz]

Lol @ I worship Satan.

[themike78]

I get these calls from these penetrating indians also. They tell me I am approved for a $10,000 loan. They call me literally 10 times a day. They say I need to send them $250 through ** first then I can get the loan lol. And then when I basically call them every racist name you can think of and tell them to fuk off they will call me later from the same number and say the are the i.r.s and I need to send them money so I won't go to jail.

[Ralphie Halves]

I get the computer fix call and that's it. Sounds like I'm getting off lucky here.

Anyway, they always ask for my name, and in my white accent, I give them some overly goofy made-up Indian name. Such as:

Bananaboo Mumbai
Gunga Din
Benny Lavo (youtube it)
Boop Badoopboop
The Spitting Cobra
Great Tiger

And they pause, think about it, then just keep right on going. I keep thinking I might get hacked, but I know there are other people out there like you guys who yell at them, so I figure I'm good.

[captrobey]

I get the computer fix call and that's it. Sounds like I'm getting off lucky here.

Anyway, they always ask for my name, and in my white accent, I give them some overly goofy made-up Indian name. Such as:

Bananaboo Mumbai
Gunga Din
Benny Lavo (youtube it)
Boop Badoopboop
The Spitting Cobra
Great Tiger

And they pause, think about it, then just keep right on going. I keep thinking I might get hacked, but I know there are other people out there like you guys who yell at them, so I figure I'm good.

I get a bunch of them for awhile it was IRS sometimes twice a day. Todays was funny though because when he knew i was fing with him he mentioned about fking my wife but went above and beyond by making sex noises as only an indian can .I have heard a few youtube ones where people screw with them and once the indian knows he is being screwed with they all seem to like saying about having sex with that persons wife. Maybe because no American girl would ever have anything to do with their horrible accented weird smelling self. I was watching some comedian saying about when you think of it every accent is a bit sexy and smoothing to listen to. Except an indians their accent is bad.

[rkelly110]

Yeah, I like messing with them too. I agreed with everything he said. He told me to go to wal-mart and send
$250 by West union. I said give me an hour. He actually called back, said he didn't receive funds, I said
no shit. He got mad and hung up. Probably because I made him go to the West union.

[VeggieDog]

I just keep saying "Yes" to every question they ask. Even if it's not a yes or no question.

[Ralphie Halves]

I get a bunch of them for awhile it was IRS sometimes twice a day. Todays was funny though because when he knew i was fing with him he mentioned about fking my wife but went above and beyond by making sex noises as only an indian can .I have heard a few youtube ones where people screw with them and once the indian knows he is being screwed with they all seem to like saying about having sex with that persons wife. Maybe because no American girl would ever have anything to do with their horrible accented weird smelling self. I was watching some comedian saying about when you think of it every accent is a bit sexy and smoothing to listen to. Except an indians their accent is bad.

That was Russell Peters. He always does jokes like that. Good stuff.

[themike78]

Yeah, I like messing with them too. I agreed with everything he said. He told me to go to wal-mart and send
$250 by West union. I said give me an hour. He actually called back, said he didn't receive funds, I said
no shit. He got mad and hung up. Probably because I made him go to the West union.

Thats a good idea. I think I am going to tell them Im going to do it and then give them some random tracking number. Fuk these Indian fuks. If they want to keep fuking with me I will keep fuking with them.

[JMon]

Extortion at it's finest. It's a crime. Report it. http://www.IC3.gov

[ByeShea]

I just keep saying "Yes" to every question they ask. Even if it's not a yes or no question.

That's actually quite an Indian thing to do.

[captrobey]

That was Russell Peters. He always does jokes like that. Good stuff.

I think i seen him on Comedy Central once . Do not think it was him he would have kept it going if it was.

[Optional]

Ask them if their mother knows that they spend their days trying to scam and steal from people.

Read a newspaper article that suggested this and when I said it once the person got upset and actually asked me if it really was a scam.

[Isaiah]

It is very interesting that this racist thread is okay but threads about Negroes are deleted.

[muldoon]

The Spitting Cobra

Haha - great one
[calls vistaprint...changes porn name on business cards]

[captrobey]

Ask them if their mother knows that they spend their days trying to scam and steal from people.

Read a newspaper article that suggested this and when I said it once the person got upset and actually asked me if it really was a scam.

That is another good idea to ask that and see what they say.

[Andy117]

I get calls from US Pharmacy all the time trying to sell me some Adderall, Viagra and stuff like that.

[ByeShea]

I get calls from US Pharmacy all the time trying to sell me some Adderall, Viagra and stuff like that.

That's called good business sense. They know you can't get a boner.

[Da Manster!]

It is very interesting that this racist thread is okay but threads about Negroes are deleted.

Good point....Indians are just Negroes turned inside out.

[Da Manster!]

however, all kidding aside, whenever I get those Indian scammers or other telemarketers for that matter, I just tell them bluntly NOT INTERESTED and then just hang up...old school method but just as effective!...

[konck]

Anyone get called by these people. Huge scumbags they call and say they are calling from Dell or Windows or the IRS trying to get you to send them money to remove a virus or they want money because you did not pay your taxes and if you do not pay they will send a cop there to arrest you. Seems comical but some people mainly seniors fall for it from time to time.

But i like to waste their time . I just get a call on my business phone. I only use this for outgoing calls so most calls i know are telemarketers or scammers. So some Indian guy named Richard from Windows calls on that phone saying he needs to talk to me about an urgent matter concerning my computer . So i say in my most retarded kid-like happy voice OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So he is quiet for a sec then says it right back to me OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ????????!!!!!

So i figure let me see how long i can keep this guy on . So i repeat myself OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK!!!!! We go back and forth i swear for like 3 minutes just repeating this .

Then i guess he had enough and wanted to inform me that he was Fking my wife and started making groaning moaning noises. Before i could ask him how she was he hung up .

check your wife for hindu smell

[Plaza23]

I had this hot Indian girl (she said she was a sophomore) - I was assuming college but maybe high school - show up at my door last summer. Normally I don't ever answer the door when solicitors come by but I looked in my peephole and was like "whoa . She said she was raising money to go to Europe and asked if I'd buy any of her homemade cookies. She had made little decorated bags for these cookies (about 5 cookies per bag) and was selling them for 2.50 a bag. Now I'd admire anyone that would have courage/drive to knock on a strangers door and try and sell them a product that only costs $2.50. So I bought a bunch of those bags. Now I like cookies so I didn't think I was being scammed. But definitely the attractiveness of the salesperson made me buy the product.

[muldoon]

I had this hot Indian girl (she said she was a sophomore) - I was assuming college but maybe high school - show up at my door last summer. Normally I don't ever answer the door when solicitors come by but I looked in my peephole and was like "whoa . She said she was raising money to go to Europe and asked if I'd buy any of her homemade cookies. She had made little decorated bags for these cookies (about 5 cookies per bag) and was selling them for 2.50 a bag. Now I'd admire anyone that would have courage/drive to knock on a strangers door and try and sell them a product that only costs $2.50. So I bought a bunch of those bags. Now I like cookies so I didn't think I was being scammed. But definitely the attractiveness of the salesperson made me buy the product.

Maybe it's the easy access to porn online, but these penthouse letters just don't seem as good as they used to be.

[pdx107]

Just started getting these, at the worst times of the day, so damn annoying

[downsouth]

Give them a tracking number from maybe an old **. When they call back, change one number and say they must have wrote it down wrong. When they call back again, rinse, repeat. See how many times you can get them to go to pick it up.

[captrobey]

Just started getting these, at the worst times of the day, so damn annoying

The worst for me is around tax season . They call saying if you hang up there will be a warrant out for you and they will be sending a cop to your house to arrest you. Then after you hang up on him/her another person named Officer something or other calls in another indian accent you can barely understand telling you he is on his way to arrest you. I figure who cares look how long it will take him to get there from india.

[captrobey]

Give them a tracking number from maybe an old **. When they call back, change one number and say they must have wrote it down wrong. When they call back again, rinse, repeat. See how many times you can get them to go to pick it up.

That is another good idea. You have to do whatever it takes to waste their time. Another one i see people do is when they want you to go send money ******** tell them you can but the Walmart is about 15 minutes away and you are not allowed to talk on phone in your state when driving. They will NEVER hang up . Then just leave them on hold for like an hour then go back on . Bet you he is still on. Then tell him "Oh sorry i forgot i will go now " and walk away again before he says something. See how long you can waste his time.

[stevenash]

[brooks85]

I enjoy these phone calls, see how long it takes until they realize I'm wasting their time.

Time before last, after the guy realized I was fooling around when I said I threw my computer outside because he said it had bugs in it, I told him what a waste of life he was. Kid you not he started quoting the bible at me and telling me only god can judge him lol


Then yesterday I had another one where I won some free medical alarm system and I asked the guy if the system will detect black people or mexicans because I know their skin color can throw off sensors and he replied "Oh yeah, you hit that alarm button and it will send INS right to your house." Guy didn't even skip a beat lol, what a salesman

[stevenash]

[PerfectGrape]

[teaserpleaser]

I get a bunch of them for awhile it was IRS sometimes twice a day. Todays was funny though because when he knew i was fing with him he mentioned about fking my wife but went above and beyond by making sex noises as only an indian can .I have heard a few youtube ones where people screw with them and once the indian knows he is being screwed with they all seem to like saying about having sex with that persons wife. Maybe because no American girl would ever have anything to do with their horrible accented weird smelling self. I was watching some comedian saying about when you think of it every accent is a bit sexy and smoothing to listen to. Except an indians their accent is bad.

Ares spears also has a bit about it

[pronk]