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    Yea I love messing with these dbags. I haven't gotten a call in a while though. The last time I talked shit to the guy about his scam, called him a terrorist, and talked with his accent, then he told me he was actually from China and said "Oh, I penetrate you wife". Then after a few Asian jokes they must have taken me off their calling list.

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    google 419 eater. There is a large community of people who bait the scammers. Some of the stuff they get them to do is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slambam View Post
    Yea I love messing with these dbags. I haven't gotten a call in a while though. The last time I talked shit to the guy about his scam, called him a terrorist, and talked with his accent, then he told me he was actually from China and said "Oh, I penetrate you wife". Then after a few Asian jokes they must have taken me off their calling list.
    They all seem to have this thing about Fking someones wife.
    Last edited by captrobey; 10-10-15 at 10:45 PM.

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    Used to get a lot of these earlier in months gone by - it always sounds like there are at least a few hundred people in the background when they call. Maybe it's one of those sweat shops ? What bugs me is that they call at all hours of the day it seems. Have to turn the phone off before going to bed. One of them said to me that I need to have this issue resolved immediately because I'm in danger of having my computer infiltrated with viruses. The best is when they say the word viruses. It sounds like "WHY RUS".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Statman View Post
    Used to get a lot of these earlier in months gone by - it always sounds like there are at least a few hundred people in the background when they call. Maybe it's one of those sweat shops ? What bugs me is that they call at all hours of the day it seems. Have to turn the phone off before going to bed. One of them said to me that I need to have this issue resolved immediately because I'm in danger of having my computer infiltrated with viruses. The best is when they say the word viruses. It sounds like "WHY RUS".
    I like the soundboard ones where they play a recording and they think it is a real person. Arnold Schwarzenegger talked to an indian scammer for like 20 minutes. It was like doing one of these Mad Lib books all sorts of weird stuff . At one point after like 15 minutes the indian guy was clearly getting frustrated. The guy was so stupid he could not tell he was listening to movie clips.

    "Now what do you see?"
    "Miles Bennet Dyson."
    "Like, what do you see right now on the computer screen?"
    "What, Aliens?"
    "Aliens?"
    "Yes"

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    Just got called by one again . This was the number 716-604-0232 . Called on my cell claiming to be windows Tech Support. I knew as soon as i heard his Indian crappy Accent it was a scammer. So i Fd with him for a couple minutesm

    He asked what i saw on my screen. I said " I see Trees" . He said you mean a Wallpaper? I said "No i see actual trees, i like trees , do you like trees too?"

    He for some reason hung up. I guess he does not like trees.

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    I just tell them to send me a *********** to pay for postage.

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    I get these calls all the time too. Usually just to my home phone but the other day one of those bastards got through to me on my cell.

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    I thought this was another thread about scamming wussy waves.... he was recently given a name by the Native American Tribe Council:

    "Stiffing Slum Eagle"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    I get these calls all the time too. Usually just to my home phone but the other day one of those bastards got through to me on my cell.
    the outfit I buy viagra from had some raghead call me up and give me the hard sell on a "new, better, more powerful" super viagra; when I told him I still had 200 from the last batch, he told me "do not use those, they are out of date, they will give you heart attack"

    I told him I was still hard from taking one the night before, and my heart felt fine......

    when he kept persisiting, I told him to fuk off and that he better not charge my fukkin credit card, or I'd hunt him and his camel down and kill em both

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    I get these calls all the time too. Usually just to my home phone but the other day one of those bastards got through to me on my cell.
    Yea i got the last call on my cell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    the outfit I buy viagra from had some raghead call me up and give me the hard sell on a "new, better, more powerful" super viagra; when I told him I still had 200 from the last batch, he told me "do not use those, they are out of date, they will give you heart attack"

    I told him I was still hard from taking one the night before, and my heart felt fine......

    when he kept persisiting, I told him to fuk off and that he better not charge my fukkin credit card, or I'd hunt him and his camel down and kill em both
    The camel is just an innocent bystander.

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    Had a call the other day. They left a message there was an arrest warrant out for me for taxes. 201 area code
    from Washington. Another I didn't answer was a call from my own phone number. Love having caller ID.

    Yesterday at my inlaws doing some work, they called them about winning a lottery. He gave them his address.
    I gave him hell for that. He's 85. Those are the people they prey on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Had a call the other day. They left a message there was an arrest warrant out for me for taxes. 201 area code
    from Washington. Another I didn't answer was a call from my own phone number. Love having caller ID.

    Yesterday at my inlaws doing some work, they called them about winning a lottery. He gave them his address.
    I gave him hell for that. He's 85. Those are the people they prey on.
    You are 100% right those are the ones they get. They got my Uncle and Aunt they are in their 70s. The IRS one actually sounds legit because it is automated. Then you call and as soon as the Indian guy named Mike answers who cannot even say his own name ,you know it is a scam.The arrest warrant one they will have another Indian guy call up after you hang up pretending to be a Cop.

    I saw a story where they caught 2 of them a husband and wife. They were actually in the USA but here illegally. They would scam someone then just go to a Monkeygram and pick the cash up. A cop who was on to them set them up and got them at one of the locations when the guy came to pick up the money. When they went to the house they lived in there were more people inside(They were also Indian)and said they had no idea the other 2 were scamming people. This house they lived in was a huge expensive looking house too. Gee-i wonder where they got the cash for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    The camel is just an innocent bystander.
    true, and that was just an idle threat..... I'd probably bring the camel back to Texas, so that my chimp would have viable transportation.

    He'd by Big Pimpin' rollin' through the streets of Houston atop a camel......

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    So i get a call saying they are some law firm and they have the last 4 of my SS and where i work. They say there are 2 suits filed against me. So i ask the guy "Oh wow , and where are you calling from?" He says Miami Florida. So i ask him " Oh, you are in Miami right now?" He says yes. So i ask "What is the Zip Coda in Miami Florida?" He said i did not need to know that and there was no reason to tell me. So i said "Ok, so you call me up from out of the blue threatening me telling me that i am going to be sued. And when i ask you what the zip code is in the area you tell me you you live in you do not know it."

    He said fine sir we will just file suit against you. I said fine and Go To Hell. Then hung up.

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