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    daneblazer
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    What do you do when there's only two stalls

    And you walk in and someone is dropping the hammer in one of them

    Two stalls or stall and urinal side by side. Do you walk out or suck it up and do your business with someone dropping one beside you?

    Shit happens to me all the time at work and I just walk out

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    pavyracer
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    Go to next floor.

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    Sit down and engage in a solid game of battle sh*ts!

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    Seaweed is back?

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    Make ur own

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    clinch my butt cheeks until i get home

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Seaweed is back?
    Nah Boeing...blazer just talking about what to do when trying to take a "seaweed"
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    Scat porn ftw

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    If you have the shyt sweats it doesn't even bother you. If you can hold it wait until you get home.

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    ask if guy beside you can spare a square

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    Take a Smash in the urinal and ask if you can borrow the shit tickets

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    No matter how many stalls i always try and use the one right next to someone. It's an intimidation thing.

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    I guess if it the only restroom at work AND I gotta zhit, I'm using the other stall.
    If other options, well, I would exercise those.

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    Never been in a bathroom with two stalls that didn't smell like piss, so I usually piss on the floor to add to the aroma..but that's just me

    If I was on the clock at work I'd go into the other stall and rub one out..nothing better than busting a nut and getting paid for it. Nobody's stank azz dump is gonna stop me from getting paid to rub one out

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    Baby boys in here. Be men. It's not like you are shitting next to a woman trying to be dainty. Let that bad boy
    rip with attitude!

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    I personally conger up a growler I hold in reserve for just such occasions, and mask the original offender's stench with a far more powerful blast (usually a response of "wow!" or "holy shit" comes from the stall next to me at that point).

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    i hate when youre in a one shitter bathroom with the door locked and people keep trying to get it. then when you are finally done and walk out, the guy who was waiting gives you a dirty look. as if his shit is more important than yours. fawk those guys.

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    If I am the first one in there and shitting, and you come in and sit in the stall next to me you are an asshole.

    I saw your shoes, I will find you.

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    This used to happen to me at my old job too. I would just walk out and came back 20 minutes later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    i hate when youre in a one shitter bathroom with the door locked and people keep trying to get it. then when you are finally done and walk out, the guy who was waiting gives you a dirty look. as if his shit is more important than yours. fawk those guys.
    this reminds me of guys driving like idiots so they can get to work at burger king or whatever 13 min late rather than 15....

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