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    jjgold
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    Anyone Advice How To Be A Pimp In Vegas??

    Do I need capital?

    I have a car
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    Booya711
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    PIMP is so un PC in 2015 gold..

    We are now called "Hooker Consultants"

    Should be worthy for my 5000 post!
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    you need a lot of coke and need to be willing to get your hands dirty

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    Good call, coach. This is how you will en your drought.

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    Contact Big Bear. He's probably asked the same question before.
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    Take notes JJ.


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    Access to attractive women who are willing to bang complete strangers for money would probably be the biggest hindrance to your operation.

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    Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week
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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week

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    I thought you told us a few years back, that you were pimpin on the side to make some extra cash?



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    my uncle ran an escort service in town for years. ended up doing a couple year bid. evidently they don't give a shit about being a "pimp" - so long as you pay your taxes.

    as far as gold pimping. if you can't convince of woman to penetrate you - how in the world are you going to convince her to go penetrate others and give you all the money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week

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    Uh, I believe we were without a coach for over a year because of such shenanigans?

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    Thanks men

    Roader I love that photo

    Kelly remove your post

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    It's all about the hat, get a bright colored preferably purple 1930's style hat. everybody will know you mean business and know what bidness you be in.

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    You're definitely living in the wrong neighbourhood Gold!

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    SBRMAN23
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    get your pimp hand strong and workout you will be ok JJ you got this

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    jj,
    There's a revolution in da pimp biz coming a few years down the pike... robotic/cyber hoes.
    All you gotta do is drive em to da hotels. They don't shop, get hungry, etc.
    Or, open up a massage parlor, they can go 24/7 [w/ brief periods for recharging]
    and love your customers long time.
    You set da rates, fine-tune the business model...soon, u is da Mac Daddy Gold.

    Troll 4Chan [it's an anime forum site] for moar underground info on this exciting new field of endeavor.
    Writing code is MUCH more fun than trying to mind-control a bitch.

    For now, you'll need patience. And it would be a good time to stockpile on sex lube [4 the droids].

    I mean, unless u WANT to open a strip club so you can write off the ultra-loud sound system and the brass poles to the IRS?

    Remember what cyber poker did to brick-and-mortar poker...

    $pike

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    fuk pimpin, jj..... use my system to rape the dollar slots all over town.........

    $45??? I turned it into this just last weekend:
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    and this (off the same fukkin' machine, 25 hours apart, both times just passin thru -- seven total pulls on that "bleedin' money mutha fukka"):
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    fuk pimpin, jj..... use my system to rape the dollar slots all over town.........

    $45??? I turned it into this just last weekend:


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    Pimpin' ain't easy

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    Pimps have real hair on their heads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and this (off the same fukkin' machine, 25 hours apart, both times just passin thru -- seven total pulls on that "bleedin' money mutha fukka"):
    Mother in law paid for her cruise on a machine such as this. Raped it for a hour, goes back the next day and raped it again.

    I use a system also on slots and have pounded wins such as yours, though far and few between. $285 $1 machine on 3 pulls last week. My system uses machine patterns left by the previous spin, yours?

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