I think I stared this before though. There was s guy sitting next to me at the bar last night and he kept creeking. Like he was made out of wood if something. Is it possible?
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08-15-15 07:27 PM #1
Is it possible someone could be made out of wood?
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08-15-15 07:42 PM #2
I posted a pic didn't show up though, not even sure what happened to that guy.
Last edited by jtoler; 08-15-15 at 07:46 PM.
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08-15-15 07:48 PM #3
Was he a wood person jtoler?
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08-15-15 07:48 PM #4
Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so
Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so
Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She said so
Now, she ever comes now now
She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
[x2]
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
Oh, she looks so good
Oh, she's made out of wood
She say
She ever comes now now, now
Oh, she says she's come now now
Ever, ever, ever comes now now
Ever comes and she comes now
Now, now, now
Now, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n nah, nah, nah
Ever comes now now
Now, uh huh
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08-15-15 07:57 PM #5
Dane I love it!!!
Wouldn't I get splinters though.
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08-15-15 08:05 PM #6
Go to Google type man with wooden hands then go to images.
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08-15-15 08:08 PM #7
But the whole dude was made out of wood.
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08-15-15 08:12 PM #8
Lol how do you know.
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08-15-15 08:25 PM #9
Well he was creeking from everywhere.
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08-15-15 08:27 PM #10
On the plus side I could of always used him to keep me warm. Just light him up and throw him in the fire pit 😳😳😳😳😳
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08-15-15 08:30 PM #11
Too bad you don't have a pet beaver
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08-15-15 08:39 PM #12
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Originally Posted by daneblazer
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08-15-15 10:15 PM #13
Did he keep saying "oil can..... oil can"?
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08-15-15 10:26 PM #14
maybe he creeks because his old lady walks all over him
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08-15-15 10:53 PM #15
sometimes, I be sportin' some mornin' wood!...
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08-15-15 11:05 PM #16
my dick is made of wood
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08-16-15 12:03 AM #17
I once woke up with mw and tried to stick it in an ex that I had just hooked up with 4 hours earlier(after not speaking for a year) and she said, "thats just because of the state you are in".. I was so drunk that she obviously didn't want anymore of whatever I gave her a few hours before...it sucked at the time, but I get more pleasure out of laughing at that story over the years and I swear its better than any sex I would have had that morning...very +ev Originally Posted by Da Manster!
sometimes, I be sportin' some mornin' wood!...
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08-16-15 12:34 AM #18
Well, I don't blame you for trying!... Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
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08-16-15 03:10 AM #19
I work with a guy that I swear has sawdust for brains!
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08-16-15 03:22 AM #20
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08-16-15 04:58 AM #21
Hahahaha, yes I had some WD40 ready Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett
Did he keep saying "oil can..... oil can"?
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08-16-15 05:00 AM #22
Wood chipper. How eronic Originally Posted by chipper
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08-16-15 07:52 AM #23
BG what is up here??
What is the wood angle?
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08-16-15 08:18 AM #24
No angle at all Frank, just stating the facts. I met a wood person is all.
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08-16-15 09:40 AM #25
Thats a fire hazard, i hopr hes not a smoker
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08-16-15 10:12 AM #26
Yes I would concur. Must be hard to get insurance for himself.
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08-16-15 10:21 AM #27
I've seen people I think are made out of butter
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08-16-15 10:25 AM #28
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08-16-15 02:41 PM #29
People made out of wood lives matter.
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08-16-15 08:33 PM #30
I had to read this thread title to my wife and kids. BG this topic and your opening post is SBR HOF! Originally Posted by Bostongambler
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08-16-15 09:00 PM #31
Hahahaha thanks Swinger, but I swear he was a woodman. 😳😳😳😳
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08-16-15 09:33 PM #32
Always carry a woodpecker with you anytime! So you can easily test it, if he is indeed wooden, he's going to freak out and runs out of the bar. Originally Posted by Bostongambler
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08-16-15 09:41 PM #33
I never thought of that ziz. I'll get one tomorrow, and I'll name him Woody
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08-16-15 09:44 PM #34
You could get Termites, but a) they are not as cool as woody, and b) he might not notice them on first sight in a dark bar. Woody it is BG!
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