1. 08-12-15 09:06 PM #1
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    Went For A Walk Around The Block Tonight And Talked To An Older Man Named Edgar

    He was watering his grass in the front yard and as I walked by he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds because he heard his phone inside. Anyways to make the long story short, he is an avid gambler of baseball and starter talking to me about lines and how he reads them. He is pretty old, about 67 if i guessed. He told me he has been around the block a few times but he lives alone now and his winnings paid off his mortgage. He gave me a play for tomorrow in baseball and even said if it loses he will refund me. I actually believe this guy because as i was leaving his room he has loads and loads of graphs and trophies around. I hope you guys are with me here
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  2. 08-12-15 09:07 PM #2
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    Was he cute
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  3. 08-12-15 09:13 PM #3
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    I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
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  4. 08-12-15 09:16 PM #4
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    How big was his hose? Was it turgid or limp?

    I'm sure he loved those 'plays'.

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  5. 08-12-15 09:24 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
    only true part
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  6. 08-12-15 09:32 PM #6
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    Is his name Angelito???? whats the play WEEDER>
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  7. 08-12-15 09:38 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    Is his name Angelito???? whats the play WEEDER>
    His name is Edgar bro
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  8. 08-12-15 09:49 PM #8
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    Tailing this. Will he refund my losses too?
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  9. 08-12-15 09:56 PM #9
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    Nobody is with you....you worthless fukk
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  10. 08-12-15 09:57 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I for sure believe the part about you "holding his hose."
    This dude and bear are the most useless fukks on this forum opie...

    And we need to add the giant to the mix...worthless
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  11. 08-12-15 09:59 PM #11
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    he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    This dude and bear are the most useless fukks on this forum opie...
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  13. 08-12-15 10:04 PM #13
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    Seaweed destroyed.
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  14. 08-12-15 10:19 PM #14
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  15. 08-12-15 10:23 PM #15
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    spoiler alert dude's last name is Van Halen the trophies are for slaying pussy and the mortgage been paid since 1984
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  16. 08-12-15 10:45 PM #16
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    Seaweed, it sounds like you're putting together quite the collection of handicappers as you head into the fall. With Angelito and Edgar in the mix, this promises to be one of the most lucrative seasons to date.
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  17. 08-12-15 10:58 PM #17
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    Last edited by Booya711; Today at 08:48 PM.
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  18. 08-12-15 11:01 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
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    Exactly...you are the laughing stock of this forum
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  19. 08-12-15 11:03 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Exactly...you are the laughing stock of this forum
    Your anger cracks me up.

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  20. 08-12-15 11:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    His name is Edgar bro
    i think his name was Angelito and i want that play Weed lets cash this shyt stop changing Angelitos name hes the best capper knwn to man
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  21. 08-13-15 12:35 AM #21
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    nice little story seaweed. wait, how did you end up in his room? that is unclear to me. also, the block that he has been around few times- is that the same block you were walking around? just curious. good luck with that rockies -2 1/2 play tomorrow. thinking about tailing it myself.
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  22. 08-13-15 01:38 AM #22
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    Saer, I strongly suggest you consult this before continuing this relationship

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  23. 08-13-15 02:55 AM #23
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    Oh by the way the play is Jays
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  24. 08-13-15 03:01 AM #24
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    Seaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
    not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
    unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
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  25. 08-13-15 03:35 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Seaweed, now that your not SBR Pro I feel like you're trolling the site
    not saying I want to feel this way.... but I think our relationship will take a hit
    unless if Im honest with you 100% of the time, not 99....
    Fidel,

    Looks like we're both all over the Jays!
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  26. 08-13-15 12:34 PM #26
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    "as i was leaving his room"

    wow
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  27. 08-13-15 03:01 PM #27
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    4-2 Jays!

    Edgar was spot on.


    I'm going to go for another walk later hoping he'll be out infront
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  28. 08-13-15 03:11 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    4-2 Jays!

    Edgar was spot on.


    I'm going to go for another walk later hoping he'll be out infront
    He won't be out front till next week!!! Usually, at 67 year of age, he can only erect 1/week. You just held his hose yesterday, so come back on next Wednesday for new pick, bruh!
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  29. 08-16-15 02:18 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    He was watering his grass in the front yard and as I walked by he asked me to walk over and hold his hose for a few seconds because he heard his phone inside. Anyways to make the long story short, he is an avid gambler of baseball and starter talking to me about lines and how he reads them. He is pretty old, about 67 if i guessed. He told me he has been around the block a few times but he lives alone now and his winnings paid off his mortgage. He gave me a play for tomorrow in baseball and even said if it loses he will refund me. I actually believe this guy because as i was leaving his room he has loads and loads of graphs and trophies around. I hope you guys are with me here
    Love the stories, keep them coming.
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