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    ttwarrior1
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    What reasons have you gave for canceling a date?

    I know most of you never had a date , but tonight i told a chick that im not interested and cancelled as i pulled up to her driveway. I said I don't do smokers. I don't like women that smoke and Im just not interested and good luck and i don't think we would be a good match. No smoke allowed in my house or vehicle. f\*\*k that shit. She can do other bad things. But I pass on smokers. And she was a 9/10

    What about you?

    What would cause you to cancel a date if you had one?

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    Is that you in your profile pic tt?

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    yeh thats about 4 months old. I was around 288 then or so. Im 276 now . Down 104 from my highest weight.

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    I don't think I would cancel the date at all, what are you looking for here perfection? Good luck in that one.

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    Saloon this shit.


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    never heard of ya KVB, but Ra77. So if you can't stand cigs, you would go on a date with someone smoking in your car?

    Sorry but i pass. She told me she smoked about an hour before the date. Id rather her be on cocaine vs smoking cigs.

    f\*\*k that shit

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    Dude just man up and tell her no smoking in the car and show some respect her way and let her get one in after you bang her

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    never heard of ya KVB, but Ra77. So if you can't stand cigs, you would go on a date with someone smoking in your car?

    Sorry but i pass. She told me she smoked about an hour before the date. Id rather her be on cocaine vs smoking cigs.

    f\*\*k that shit
    Then you'd hate for her to be on cocaine and smoking cigs, trust me.

    Seriously though, saloon this shit.

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    TT like Razzer said, tell her no smoking in your car. (what kinda car are you driving these days anyways?)

    But if you really need an excuse to get out of a date because you are not man enough to say the truth, just tell her you have diarrhea and you have to reschedule.

    You don't have to call her back after that though. Although she might not take your calls after that anyways. So see, it's a win win.

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    Would saying you have a massive hemorrhoid be too far?

    TT I can understand you don't do smokers but to pull up in her driveway and just lay it on her like that seems cold as ice. I hope she quits smoking.

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    We need to know what TT is driving.

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    this post aint about me folks. Its about you all

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    Warrior,these mothafukkas don't give a fukk.these people don't want poor mothfukkaz

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    Shit covered towel.

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    Drove all the way to her spot and then cancelled?

    Pass.

    You're the sucker who got ready and travelled. She got ready and is still at home.

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    The ATM machine in the hotel was broken

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    Saloon

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    Sorry miss, I have to shave my pubes and balls. Smooth as eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yeh thats about 4 months old. I was around 288 then or so. Im 276 now . Down 104 from my highest weight.
    nice

    i need to lose some weight as well

    being over 400lbs is not good

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    I have never cancelled a date

    The rare few I get would I ever cancel??

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    i once told a bitch i had explosive diarrhea to get out of a date


    also told a bitch that i had herpes that was flaring up to get out of a date

    also hogwarts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    i once told a bitch i had explosive diarrhea to get out of a date


    also told a bitch that i had herpes that was flaring up to get out of a date

    also hogwarts
    Did you meet harry potter or that sexy lil Hermione?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    but tonight i told a chick that im not interested and cancelled as i pulled up to her driveway. I said I don't do smokers.
    Boy, that's her loss.

    Maybe you can make it up to her by sending her that gif of you deep throating a black dildo.

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    I feel like there's a lot of fantasy dreaming in this thread.

    You guys should head over to the special Olympics...you'd have a good chance there

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    Usually I would just tough it out. You don't have to marry the girl. A smoker would be a big turn off tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yeh thats about 4 months old. I was around 288 then or so. Im 276 now . Down 104 from my highest weight.
    Impressive. when I was playing football they wanted me at 270. Was eating boxes of cereal for breakfast and like 6 chicken breasts or 2 lbs of meat for dinner. Couldn't get there. I can't imagine what it'd take to get up to 400lbs. That's doing some work

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    Feel bad for this girl not getting a chance to harpoon this whale. TT call her and tell her you bought her the patch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Feel bad for this girl not getting a chance to harpoon this whale. TT call her and tell her you bought her the patch.
    Never know, they could be overweight soulmates

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    Exactly Dane, TT just gave up on her immediately. He could be eating ice cream and getting a foot massage while playing the sbr high roller tourney today...

    Who knows maybe she turns to dipping just to help out

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    Cmon guys...dude just like seaweed with useless fake stories...dude never been near a woman let alone date one just like weeder.

    A date with either of these clowns requires a handkerchief and chloroform

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Cmon guys...dude just like seaweed with useless fake stories...dude never been near a woman let alone date one just like weeder.

    A date with either of these clowns requires a handkerchief and chloroform

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Cmon guys...dude just like seaweed with useless fake stories...dude never been near a woman let alone date one just like weeder.

    A date with either of these clowns requires a handkerchief and chloroform
    Don't forget the white van

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