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    What do you guys put in your coffee?

    The "man" next me, and I say man lightly, asks for his coffee with milk and 4 sweetners. What is the point of even having the coffee..

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    Black only, with occasional




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    Cream, sugar, and a drop of gasoline. Only a drop, made from organic compounds so a drop won't hurt you, enriched with parrafins and carbons.
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    milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Black only

    A real man.

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    Coffee at my office is too shit to drink black.

    Literally just takes like coffee flavored water.

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    Only thing I add is more caffeine...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Only thing I add is more caffeine...


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    BLACK once I got used to it I can't stand the taste with anything added.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    The "man" next me, and I say man lightly, asks for his coffee with milk and 4 sweetners. What is the point of even having the coffee..
    to each his own.

    IMHO the way you define a good cup of coffee is not having to add anything to it to mask it's flavor.

    Get yourself some whole bean organic Hawaian Coffee. Not that Kona Coffee shit they sell at wal-mart that is a "blend"

    you don't want a blend. You want the real stuff.

    I met this girl at a farmers market in Honolulu and her parents owned a coffee plantation and she let me try some of her coffee and it was amazing. No bitterness whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Only thing I add is more caffeine...


    Sharp , just put a little cocaine in it next time, youll be better

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    Only thing I add is more caffeine...

    holy shit!

    limit 2 per day?????

    what happens if you drink 3?

    also i am interested... where can i buy this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    to each his own.

    IMHO the way you define a good cup of coffee is not having to add anything to it to mask it's flavor.

    Get yourself some whole bean organic Hawaian Coffee. Not that Kona Coffee shit they sell at wal-mart that is a "blend"

    you don't want a blend. You want the real stuff.

    I met this girl at a farmers market in Honolulu and her parents owned a coffee plantation and she let me try some of her coffee and it was amazing. No bitterness whatsoever.

    Yup. I stick to 100% ground columbian when i buy in grocery stores

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMon View Post
    Black only, with occasional




    oh yeah Jameson is a good choice of something to add.

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    Black, the stronger the better.

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    Black coffee drinkers that slurp it because it's too hot are disgusting.

    Put some milk in there damn you!

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    Irish cream and suga. Guess I'm not a "real" man.

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    I like it black, like my women

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    black + ~250mg of l theanine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    to each his own.

    IMHO the way you define a good cup of coffee is not having to add anything to it to mask it's flavor.

    Get yourself some whole bean organic Hawaian Coffee. Not that Kona Coffee shit they sell at wal-mart that is a "blend"

    you don't want a blend. You want the real stuff.

    I met this girl at a farmers market in Honolulu and her parents owned a coffee plantation and she let me try some of her coffee and it was amazing. No bitterness whatsoever.
    actually agree with big bear here. Bear you should start your own coffee company

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    Black most all the time. Baileys around the holidays.

    Tried an excellent coffee the other day--Tanzanian Peaberry. This thread reminded me to try and find it in k-cups. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I like it black, like my women
    They're all pink in the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meader99 View Post
    They're all pink in the middle.
    Unless they have recently had sex with Seaweed ... then it is more of a oozing pus color.

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    I like my coffee how I like my women



    Bitter

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    It's the only thing I can tolerate that's integrated.

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    I like my coffee like the Kardashians like their boyfriends.............black.

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    coffee makes me sh#$. That's why I don't drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    coffee makes me sh#$. That's why I don't drink it.
    Thats why many do....clears the system out every morning

    It all depends on the coffee....Good coffee I'll throw a little milk in just because i don't like it burning hot

    The shit coffee at my office I need to add milk and sugar to mask the horrible flavor

    I do like some of those creamers they make every now and then...almond joy is amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Gotta start em off young.

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    Skim milk or Bailey's. If it's chain restaurant coffee I usually put sugar in it too.

    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Thats why many do....clears the system out every morning
    2 cups of coffee per day has been shown to educe the risk of certain cancers by up to 60%. Drinking a moderate amount also increases your metabolism, and temporarily increases mental function. Lots of health benefits to drinking coffee.....just don't over do it.
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    tranny jizz.

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    one tablespoon of liquid coffeemate and one teaspoon of sugar!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumbag View Post
    tranny jizz.
    thats fcked, but honestly when I saw this thread, i though of a porno clip i saw where this broad made a martini in her ass. She poured vodka and vermouth in her ass then stuck some olives and poured some of the juice to make it dirty, as if it wasn't already lol...99% of it made it back to the glass, minus one olive...then she drank it...

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