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    HOLY SH__!!! Chris Chistie Just Announced, and Officially Ended, his campaign!!!!

    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DUMBASS hauled that thing dressed in yellow up on stage with him to announce he's running for president......

    HE MIGHT AS well have said, "I'M THROWING IN THE TOWEL".....

    That bitch makes Hillary Clit-on look like a f'n supermodel........

    no way in the present day US do we elect a fat guy with a nasty lookin' fat-ass wife...........

    That jailhouse skank/prison gaurd ol Sweat was "stump-bangin" is in the same conversation with Christie's wife as to "who is the ulgiest woman in the US?"

    actually, she looks like a fat, manlier Kaitlyn Jenner
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    tell me you don't see the resemblance between these two "beauties" (and contrary to my former comment, these two are about equal in the "manliness" factor):

    (as a side note, I had the same look on my face when Chistie and his wife hit (and nearly collapsed) the stage this morning as Kurt has in my avatar).....
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    Fat boy can't find his weiner, he might as well play with hers/ his/ it.

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    the only bigger disaster on the horizon than the christie campaign is the "Jenner transition".....

    we all have seen photos of the "worst plastic surgery results ever"..... and strikingly, brucyboi is well on his way to equaling or besting the worst ever.....

    facts you say? evidece you desire? her ya go:
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    (still sitting here with my avatar/cobain look on my face....)

    you know bruceyboi jenner has no chance when his present face is very close to looking like the absolute worst case of plastic surgery in history, that being the situation involving Jocelyn Wildenstein. Here's a quick shot of Wildenstein early on, and present day.... note how closely her present day photos resemble jenner -- at a point when dumbass bruce has just starting carving on his face as a woman.......

    I predict this goes very badly for Bruce:
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    I think these two were twin sisters separated at birth.....
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    about time we had a fat president. equality for all

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    WOW...Jocelyn was nice when she was younger

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    hell, she (jocelyn, not bruce) still has handsome men taking her nasty, freakish-looking ass out on the town -- and not just on Halloween -- as she's worth billions.....

    ultimately, when bruce quits hangin' out with trannies to get his holes (plastic and anal) stuffed with kahk on the down-lo, ie, comes out and starts blatantly fukkin men, he will have all kinds of studs up in Malibu diggin' on his gold, as well..........
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    Ugh....lol...

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    still sitting here with that same avatar/kurt look on my face, staring at the size of Wildenstein's forehead and bulging eyes......

    totally transfixed, as I know at any second a little alien creature is gonna bust out of there with a little hat and cane and do a dance on her grille.........

    never knew it was possible to jam that much f'n silicone filler into a woman's dome

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