1. 06-28-15 04:49 PM #1
    lakerboy
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    Texas

    I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.
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  2. 06-28-15 04:54 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.
    It's every state laker...I want to run them all off the fukking road
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  3. 06-28-15 04:57 PM #3
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    I've really made a commitment to not text and drive. Simply
    Not worth the risk.

    Now I still often email and drive. You never really hear anything negative about that practice.
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  4. 06-28-15 04:59 PM #4
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    You mean to say that texting whilst driving is no longer considered a sport?
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  5. 06-28-15 05:01 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I've really made a commitment to not text and drive. Simply
    Not worth the risk.

    Now I still often email and drive. You never really hear anything negative about that practice.
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  6. 06-28-15 05:31 PM #6
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    If you ever kill someone while texting and they can prove it it's all over
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  7. 06-28-15 06:09 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.
    LB, we're just getting our bets in for the day.
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  8. 06-28-15 06:39 PM #8
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    Lakerboy.....feel free to leave any time. We won't miss you.
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  9. 06-28-15 06:51 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Lakerboy.....feel free to leave any time. We won't miss you.
    AMEN............
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  10. 06-28-15 07:55 PM #10
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    Get Ford Sync so you can text and drive hands free.
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  11. 06-28-15 07:55 PM #11
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    laws are not enforced
    Americans are jerkoffs period

    All they do is contact each other all the time

    Way too much contact
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  12. 06-28-15 08:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    laws are not enforced
    Americans are jerkoffs period

    All they do is contact each other all the time

    Way too much contact
    Call me pal...
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  13. 06-28-15 08:24 PM #13
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    Booya where are you? I'm near austin.
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  14. 06-28-15 08:29 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Booya where are you? I'm near austin.
    Plano...about 25 miles north of Dallas today
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  15. 06-28-15 08:34 PM #15
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    Booya. You are like an fbi agent
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  16. 06-28-15 08:39 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Booya. You are like an fbi agent
    I haven't stayed more than a week consecutively any one place in at least 8 years
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  17. 06-28-15 09:50 PM #17
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    Gotta love this guy.
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  18. 06-28-15 11:44 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Gotta love this guy.
    Which guy?
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  19. 06-29-15 08:46 AM #19
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    I quit texting and driving in the evenings, would always set the damn phone down right into my open glass of wine or bourbon hi-ball; had to explain two separate I-phone replacements resulting from "dunkin' n drinking n driving"
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  20. 06-29-15 09:09 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    I swear this state has highest amount of retards in america. Every mofo is texting and driving and no one here knows how to drive.
    Texas is okay.

    Shitty laws though. i would never move there.
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  21. 07-22-15 04:03 PM #21
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    Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.
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  22. 07-22-15 07:32 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.
    I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.
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  23. 07-22-15 08:25 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Actually i may move to Houston. I had no idea they had beaches there and i hear its cheap to live there and has virtually no crime.
    Houston is the asshole of Texas bear...I would rather move to a third world country than live in that shithole
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  24. 07-23-15 01:50 AM #24
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    Texas is okay I like their speed limits ...hate how spaced out things are seriously huge state ...once you get past all the men thinking they are cowboys ....why is that they all think they're Cowboys would be like if everybody here Cali thought they were surfers fukkin strange.
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  25. 07-23-15 02:47 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.
    Freds brother?
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  26. 10-16-21 04:48 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    I heard Robert Durst will be moving back to Galveston once his legal issues are resolved. Maybe you can room with him.
    Robert Durst is toast

    In hospital with covid and on a ventilator
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  27. 10-16-21 05:23 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Robert Durst is toast

    In hospital with covid and on a ventilator


    Did you search "robert durst" in the search bar on this forum?

    I'm like "how da fug did this thread get revived?"
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  28. 10-16-21 05:25 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid View Post


    Did you search "robert durst" in the search bar on this forum?

    I'm like "how da fug did this thread get revived?"
    Yeah kid

    Didn’t want to start a new thread for that Durst asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yeah kid

    Didn’t want to start a new thread for that Durst asshole
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  30. 10-17-21 04:30 PM #30
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    I love the Metroplex area lots to do.Being there just a few times the drivers are just ok.It seems to me they go either 80 or 40 on the freeway.My top 5 worse cities that i hate driving in are.
    1 Miami lots of traffic and people are always on there horns. One time a driver stopped at the top of the on ramp!
    2 Las Vegas. Again on the freeway either 80 or 50 pople turn on a red light always when im green.
    3 Phoenix
    4 LA.
    5 Any where in New Jersey.
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  31. 10-18-21 10:14 AM #31
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    I found myself multitasking bigtime in the vehicle this past weekend.... drinking, driving, texting and getting a blow job....... four at a time.....

    using the phone not to talk during the blowjob, or text, but to film the action..... drink or phone in hand, other hand on the wheel, sometimes letting go of the wheel to push her head down farther to gag her, etc....
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  32. 10-18-21 11:04 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I found myself multitasking bigtime in the vehicle this past weekend.... drinking, driving, texting and getting a blow job....... four at a time.....

    using the phone not to talk during the blowjob, or text, but to film the action..... drink or phone in hand, other hand on the wheel, sometimes letting go of the wheel to push her head down farther to gag her, etc....
    Nobody is blowing your old wrinkled 2 incher. Stop your lies you ugly scared pussy.
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