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    Porn Star Lisa Ann wants to bang the top 3 NBA draft picks





    Porn Star Lisa Ann: I’ll Probably Have Sex With Top 3 NBA Draft Picks


    Lisa Ann may have retired from the wold of porn, but you can still expect her to make a young NBA player one of her conquest.

    Ann sat down with GQ before All Star Weekend, to discuss her love for NBA Players, and to give an accurate account of how many she’s actually been with.



    Do you spend more time with NBA players than other athletes?
    I think it’s probably NBA because they have a longer season and they’re traveling more. Football is just seventeen solid weeks. They’re not out as much.


    Is that just convenience or preference?
    It’s convenience. But these are also the most fit specimens in the world. When I see them naked, it’s unbelievable. I just take mental pictures. It motivates me because I want to be in competition with them.


    You ever feel players are trying to impress you?
    The younger guys can usually go multiple times. The first time will be short because they’re so excited. So I just get that one out of the way. Then we’ll hang out a little bit. Watch some TV, play some video games and then we’ll go at it again. It’s like a sport for both of us at that point.


    Any Knicks?
    Maybe. There may have been a Knick or two. I keep it private to protect them and respect their lives. I don’t want to jeopardize that.

    […]



    She went on to say that she doesn’t mess with multiple players on one team, but did plan to pluck a draft pick or two.


    Sometimes it’s just a sexual checklist. I’m watching the NBA draft and I’m like, “Okay. I want to be with the top three draft picks this year.” It’s just a conquest of mine. I’m just doing it for shits and giggles.

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    Not if i beat her to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Not if i beat her to it

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    what trash

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    She loves black

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    She loves white too.

    Basically she just loves dikk.

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    She's a fuckin sex machine


    Would make any man blow his load in record time

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    JJ how long will you last with her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ how long will you last with her?
    Maybe before the opening credits although I wouldn't last much longer she is hot

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    I would love to get to know her on an emotional level.
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    Sure Dr Phil. You know how to cope with emotion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ how long will you last with her?


    Easy to maintain focus when you have to post. I think Lisa would tap out first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    JJ how long will you last with her?

    I do not touch trash plus she must have many diseases

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post




    Porn Star Lisa Ann: I’ll Probably Have Sex With Top 3 NBA Draft Picks


    Lisa Ann may have retired from the wold of porn, but you can still expect her to make a young NBA player one of her conquest.

    Ann sat down with GQ before All Star Weekend, to discuss her love for NBA Players, and to give an accurate account of how many she’s actually been with.



    Do you spend more time with NBA players than other athletes?
    I think it’s probably NBA because they have a longer season and they’re traveling more. Football is just seventeen solid weeks. They’re not out as much.


    Is that just convenience or preference?
    It’s convenience. But these are also the most fit specimens in the world. When I see them naked, it’s unbelievable. I just take mental pictures. It motivates me because I want to be in competition with them.


    You ever feel players are trying to impress you?
    The younger guys can usually go multiple times. The first time will be short because they’re so excited. So I just get that one out of the way. Then we’ll hang out a little bit. Watch some TV, play some video games and then we’ll go at it again. It’s like a sport for both of us at that point.


    Any Knicks?
    Maybe. There may have been a Knick or two. I keep it private to protect them and respect their lives. I don’t want to jeopardize that.

    […]



    She went on to say that she doesn’t mess with multiple players on one team, but did plan to pluck a draft pick or two.


    Sometimes it’s just a sexual checklist. I’m watching the NBA draft and I’m like, “Okay. I want to be with the top three draft picks and Dirty Sanchez this year.” It’s just a conquest of mine. I’m just doing it for shits and giggles.
    fixed the obvious mistake

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    She doesn't seem very discriminating.

    I wonder how many posters she has banged.

    I know of at least one.

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    She once was a he

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    Notre Dame WR Justin Brent






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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I do not touch trash plus she must have many diseases
    Do you know the story of the fox that couldn't reach the grapes from the vine and upon failing to get them said: "They were sour anyway".
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Notre Dame WR Justin Brent





    He slept with a tranny

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    Brock is here??.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Brock is here??.
    Affirmative!

    Rudy
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    Wheres cougarbait????

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    not sure why these fools would touch that beat up cu nt when they were getting fresh college pussy. she's not even a cute mature cu nt. just beat up tranny looking whore. smh...
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    I knew there was some reason I wanted to be NBA star...

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    she is disgusting

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    I agree Lakerman

    I would not fuk her for $1000

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    he is disgusting
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I agree Lakerman

    I would not fuk her for $1000
    Sure you would...you would nail a snake if you could hold it down
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    Did she fukk the whole team???


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    She's big into fantasy sports.

    wonder if those are fake

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    So old and manly! I would not even look in her direction! She is a star?

    You know you're porn career is slipping away when you have to chase guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yydouble View Post
    So old and manly! I would not even look in her direction! She is a star?

    You know you're porn career is slipping away when you have to chase guys!
    LOL, dude she's 43.

    But yeah you're probably banging chicks much hotter

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    LOL, dude she's 43.

    But yeah you're probably banging chicks much hotter
    She looks every bit of 43. I would have guessed 45. I most certainly am banging chicks hotter than her, not fair to her though, my last girlfriend is 21 in September.

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