1. 06-19-15 10:14 PM #1
    Big Bear
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    what is the best cure for the hiccups?

    fawk me been hiccupin for 7 hours am i just another pussy who cant handle his budweiser?
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  2. 06-19-15 10:15 PM #2
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    hold your breath or drink a lotta h20
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  3. 06-19-15 10:17 PM #3
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    Unreal the shit you come up with bear.
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  4. 06-19-15 10:18 PM #4
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    Slashing my wrists always works for me
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  5. 06-19-15 10:20 PM #5
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    Don't drink shitty beer...bud is the worst possible cricket piss ever brewed
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  6. 06-19-15 10:20 PM #6
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    yeah beer gives you the hiccups
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  7. 06-19-15 10:21 PM #7
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    peanut butter
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  8. 06-19-15 10:25 PM #8
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    FOR REAL BEAR , I GOT THE FORMULA,

    honest to God,
    u need to 2 bottle waters,

    1)drink water in gulps for 10 secs
    2) insta hold ur breathe for 20
    3)drink water again for 12 seconds
    4) hold ur breathe for 20 secs again
    5) drink a bit more water

    ITS A TRIP, but if u do it right, bye bye hiccups
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  9. 06-19-15 10:27 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    fawk me

    been hiccupin for 7 hours


    am i just another pussy who cant handle his budweiser?
    Two scoops of Drano in a glass of water...drink it straight down
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  10. 06-19-15 10:28 PM #10
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    hiccups + peanut butter sounds like it might make you choke ..I never tried it though
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  11. 06-19-15 10:30 PM #11
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    Bigbear your nephew is a jerk off
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  12. 06-19-15 10:34 PM #12
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    all great suggestions but best way is to put a plastic bag over your whole head, don't let any air come through, and hold it as long as possible.
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  13. 06-19-15 10:35 PM #13
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    until you pass out. gl
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  14. 06-19-15 10:38 PM #14
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    Also if you blow a Mexican who doesn't speak English for at least 20 minutes I heard that does the trick every time. Just don't cut any corners. Treat yourself, don't cheat yourself
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  15. 06-19-15 10:40 PM #15
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  16. 06-19-15 10:57 PM #16
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    tossin' Rev. Al Sharpton's salad!...works every time!...
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  17. 06-19-15 11:12 PM #17
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    There is no cure for hiccups scientifically speaking. Water, sugar, peanut butter and holding breath are just old wives tales.
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  18. 06-19-15 11:46 PM #18
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    Stop drinking your own giz
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  19. 06-20-15 01:12 AM #19
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    spoonful of sugar while holding your left nut
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  20. 06-20-15 04:09 AM #20
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    thanks fellas

    luckily they went away

    i have heard stories about people who have had the hiccups for years at a time
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  21. 06-20-15 05:32 AM #21
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    Bear you are hilarious.
    You really bring out the best in people. Those were two of the funniest posts texhooper has had in a long time. Primo I'm worried about you.
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  22. 06-20-15 05:34 AM #22
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    Make your predominant hand into a fist then swing it as hard as you can into your eye socket I promise this works Bear, please post results.
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  23. 06-20-15 06:05 AM #23
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    Drop down and give me 20!
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  24. 06-20-15 06:18 AM #24
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    this always works:
    get a big glass of water, start drinking, and keep drinking, but not too fast and keep drinking and keep drinking until you feel like you're going to drown, then drink a little more, and done.
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  25. 06-21-15 01:07 PM #25
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    Drink down the back of your throat by drinking upside down. Science.
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