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    Armored Truck Attacks Dallas Police Dept.

    These fools bought an armored van on E-Bay and attacked the police dept. at 2am.

    Had bombs planted around the building and were exchanging fire with several officers for 10min before driving off.

    Experts say if they fired automatic weapons from inside the vehicle the echo effect from the sound would make the occupants go deaf!

    The police have the van cornered at Jack in the Box and are negotiating with the occupants.

    Are they going for worlds dumbest crimes all time record?

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    One shooter, not multiple as first reported by 'eyewitnesses'. Another case of waiting till the facts come out because things aren't always what they seem in the moment from different vantage points.

    Idiot had three prior incidents of family violence so he lost custody of his kid....vendetta agains the police for it. Apparently as of now SWAT put a round through him and they are awaiting confirmation if he's dead or just laying down in the van....possibility he has more explosives in the vehicle so taking it slow. It's Dallas in June....give it a couple hours and they'll be able to smell if he's alive or rotting in there from the heat

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    http://heavy.com/news/2015/06/james-...son-terrorist/

    Quick rundown being given on the shooter

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    Reminds me of the guy who armored up his bulldozer and smashed through his city over zoning issues. That was about 10 years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yydouble View Post
    These fools bought an armored van on E-Bay and attacked the police dept. at 2am.

    Had bombs planted around the building and were exchanging fire with several officers for 10min before driving off.

    Experts say if they fired automatic weapons from inside the vehicle the echo effect from the sound would make the occupants go deaf!

    The police have the van cornered at Jack in the Box and are negotiating with the occupants.

    Are they going for worlds dumbest crimes all time record?
    What are they negotiating for? Free order of tacos with their Ultimate Cheeseburger purchase?

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    Alot going on in Texas lately.

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    If they woulda thrown some black pigmentation on before the pic,
    we woulda seen an instant riot in Dallas and Hutchins, Texas folks......

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    ended quickly in dallas don't mess with texas

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    Pauly people here in Texas pack heat, blacks would at least consider this fact prior to rioting.

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    My point exactly.

    It would be an epic

    knock'em down

    drag'em out

    20 box of popcorn eaten

    gore show of the millennium....
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    Agree, I would probably grab the bbq grill and a kevlar apron for that.

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    Hate this happened, wished he had gotten sufficient help with his mental illness now his kid is without a dad and he's no longer here himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    What are they negotiating for? Free order of tacos with their Ultimate Cheeseburger purchase?
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Hate this happened, wished he had gotten sufficient help with his mental illness now his kid is without a dad and he's no longer here himself.
    Dont see you lining up at the orphanage then?

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    Why and how can it be legal to construct or sell a private, armored vehicle if you aren't some kind of licensed agency?

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    Courageous and Brave? OOOOOOOOOOO K!


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    Quote Originally Posted by yydouble View Post
    The police have the van cornered at Jack in the Box and are negotiating with the occupants.
    Did they ever get their cheese jack and fries?

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    Wild shit no doubt! Gotta laugh at the oversensitive ones crying about news anchor using terms "courageous" and "brave". Try looking up the definition before sounding off with your gov /society programmed whining. We the sheeple are blasted with the usage of these words reserved for military, cops, firemen etc. You know the "heroes" wink wink another overused noun lol.

    Not justifying what this guy did at all. However just because the context of what this guy did does not support your definition of the word brave does not mean it's not within realm of the meaning. Sure she will be fired by Monday in this wonderful land of "free" we live in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Did they ever get their cheese jack and fries?
    Lmao....Pop goes the weasel

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    ^
    When I was a kid in the northeast there were several Jack in the Box, now you rarely see any

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    The vehicle was bought from here in Georgia in Coweta Co. It wasn't really fully armored. Someone took a van and put some steel plates inside it to be used for zombie hunting since Coweta Co is where they film Walking Dead.

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    Pavy thats good stuff.

    I will never understand the whole zombie thing!

    I still think we need to look at this.

    They needed a 50cal to stop it.

    It lasted 10min in a shoot out with cops then still was able to drive away.

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    Nash they are on every block in So Cal. No exaggeration, they are everywhere, all open 24hrs with full menu avail.

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    New weapon of choice is a flag pole.


    https://www.facebook.com/NBCNews/vid...89683/?fref=nf
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