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    Donk's Anniversary Celebration is about to get heated!

    AD and his beautiful wife celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary with champagne, chocolate covered strawberries, and hot new orleans pralines just delivered five minutes ago via room service here at the Omni Royal Orleans in the French Quarter....

    Time to celebrate--have a good evening all, I'm out!
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    Happy humping, Donker.

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    Congratulations Automan

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    Live feed to the late night activites donker, thanks pal

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    Congrats to the Mrs

    No interest on our outstanding loans
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Live feed to the late night activites donker, thanks pal

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    Automan make a video of you banging your girl.....get all the angles

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    This dude broke his rooster during sex....don't be that guy Donk...don't be that guy

    http://www.brobible.com/life/article...th-girlfriend/

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    I DONT SEE ANY PRALINES

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I DONT SEE ANY PRALINES
    Mo, I am dumb. wtf is a praline?

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    Happy 5th bro

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    I actually did injure mine on the same occasion, except it was at the W, Times Square. There was a snap noise, no blood. My boner angle permanently went from ~45° to ~80°. No joke. I'd say be careful, but judging by your posts, I'd say you have probably already broke your dick.

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    ahhh.... about to shower.....

    sticky from head to toe with liquid ky, etc..... haven't slept since the night before last.....

    pralines are soft candy, very sugary, usually with pecans, they were covered with saran wrap on a separate plate and apparently didn't make it into the photo.... epic night.........

    bit of a hangover set in around 7 am despite not sleeping, couldn't even shake it during the morning sessions.... i've always liked those sloppy morning hangover sessions...........

    time for some bloody mary's/hair of the dog threrapy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mo, I am dumb. wtf is a praline?
    Kinda like a New Orleans style kind of syrupy fudge with pecans in it.

    Its kinda hard to describe.

    Did not see that donker already explained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Congrats to the Mrs

    No interest on our outstanding loans
    went ahead and hit the payback here for simplicity's sake.... thanks again!

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