1. 06-01-15 06:42 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    This girl hits on you at the bar - Do you take her home?

    Keep in mind she may be photoshopped a little, so you may have to take 1 or 2 points off.




















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  2. 06-01-15 06:51 PM #2
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    No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.
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  3. 06-01-15 06:52 PM #3
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    Take her home in what

    the fukkin Hindenburg?
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  4. 06-01-15 06:53 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spedizzo View Post
    Take her home in what

    the fukkin Hindenburg?
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  5. 06-01-15 06:55 PM #5
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    1 roll, cool, yes.. 4 rolls? Wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole..
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  6. 06-01-15 06:56 PM #6
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    Where do you even find pants that big?
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  7. 06-01-15 07:10 PM #7
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  8. 06-01-15 08:27 PM #8
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    Looks like she thinks she's hot and full of confidence lol
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  9. 06-01-15 08:49 PM #9
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    Her face isn't too bad, so If I had enough alcohol I might be game. But I wouldn't have a clue which position to get her in that I would be able to get some penetration with all that junk in the way.
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  10. 06-01-15 08:54 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    No. I would have her recommend some good burger joints though.
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  11. 06-01-15 09:33 PM #11
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    This thread should have had a warning before opening
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  12. 06-01-15 09:54 PM #12
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    Cowgirl would absolutely crush you, body and soul...
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  13. 06-01-15 09:55 PM #13
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  14. 06-01-15 10:00 PM #14
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    She probaly give unbelievable head.
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  15. 06-01-15 10:33 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    This thread should have had a warning before opening
    Why twister?
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  16. 06-01-15 10:45 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilo View Post
    She probaly give unbelievable head.
    Dilo gets it.
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    Because I've never seen something so fat being photographed, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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  18. 06-01-15 10:57 PM #18
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    How do you take that home?

    Cargo plane?
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  19. 06-01-15 11:05 PM #19
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    "This girl hits on you at the bar... what do you do?"


    Um... can she even fit inside the bar?
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  21. 06-01-15 11:38 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I knew it.
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  22. 06-01-15 11:43 PM #22
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    If Im liquored up and I got trailer hooked up to truck then probably.
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  23. 06-01-15 11:47 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    "This girl hits on you at the bar... what do you do?"


    Um... can she even fit inside the bar?
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    If Im liquored up and I got trailer hooked up to truck then probably.


    You guys are mean.
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  24. 06-01-15 11:48 PM #24
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    Would TT take her home?

    Though with the new girl in his life, it may not be possible.
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  25. 06-01-15 11:59 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by hankcream View Post
    Her face isn't too bad, so If I had enough alcohol I might be game.
    Haven't you heard about the 2015 whiskey shortage? There isn't enough.
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  26. 06-02-15 12:09 AM #26
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    Yikes!!!
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  27. 06-02-15 12:23 AM #27
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    Hell yea, she gives good head. What more could a guy want?
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  28. 06-02-15 04:43 AM #28
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    So to recap...

    Bruce came out as Caitlyn, and Diggity came out as a chubby chaser.
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  29. 06-02-15 06:04 AM #29
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    get me one of those supersized f'n dumptrucks and a crane to load her up......

    on a serious note, it reminds me of what pauly shore once said..... "you see her come into the bar, and you say 'look at that pig!', but at the end of the night, as you're leaving with her, 'yah, but she's my pig'!"

    the sheer embarrassment of being seen leaving with her would keep most from even considering it.......
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  30. 06-02-15 06:07 AM #30
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    and lastly, can you imagine the chinese workers making that "sexy" lingerie she's wearing in those sizes.... laughing their asses off, I'm sure..........
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  31. 06-02-15 10:05 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and lastly, can you imagine the chinese workers making that "sexy" lingerie she's wearing in those sizes.... laughing their asses off, I'm sure..........
    Donker its an honor to have May's Poster of the month posting in this thread.
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    HEY, how can I NOT post on a thread that is based on a woman who holds her third very substantial "fat roll" down from her , the one right above her pubic region, with a firm grip in both hands like she's showing you the goods.......

    granted, most men, and women for that matter, are at a loss of words when a woman poses holding a roll of fat like it's a badge of honor!

    ps... I only got Poster of the Month because the MAN in my avatar put JJ in a trance with his lazy left eye.......
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  33. 06-03-15 07:30 PM #33
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    did anyone else see the first picture and think 'yeah, why wouldn't I hook up with this chick?' ... then scrolled down and vomited immediately?
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  34. 06-03-15 07:35 PM #34
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    first time i ever heard a pair of panties actually scream:

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  35. 06-03-15 11:14 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    HEY, how can I NOT post on a thread that is based on a woman who holds her third very substantial "fat roll" down from her , the one right above her pubic region, with a firm grip in both hands like she's showing you the goods.......

    granted, most men, and women for that matter, are at a loss of words when a woman poses holding a roll of fat like it's a badge of honor!

    ps... I only got Poster of the Month because the MAN in my avatar put JJ in a trance with his lazy left eye.......
    It's a symptom of the decline of society, as is the sideshow in your avatar.
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