1. 05-30-15 12:07 PM #1
    Antibet
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    Have you guys ever called a hooker...

    very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...
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  2. 05-30-15 12:13 PM #2
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    I call em and do the exact opposite of that.
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  3. 05-30-15 01:17 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...
    Only guy who probably would do that is this guy:

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  4. 05-30-15 01:39 PM #4
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    overrated

    waste of money
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  5. 05-30-15 01:59 PM #5
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    this thread is a perfect representation of SBRforums
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  6. 05-31-15 10:25 AM #6
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    You guys are just a bunch of horny penguins, that's what you are
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  7. 07-04-15 03:36 PM #7
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    lol
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  8. 07-04-15 04:52 PM #8
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    op you're fukking gay.
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  9. 07-04-15 05:01 PM #9
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    That's an expensive way to get your poetry heard. Why not go to an open mic night at some used bookstore and read your poetry to the rest of the sexless people ........ for free!
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  10. 07-04-15 05:05 PM #10
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    I do that sometimes with hookers. And when I go to poetry meetings they turn into anal gang-bangs. What a crazy round ball we live on
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  11. 07-04-15 05:09 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    I do that sometimes with hookers. And when I go to poetry meetings they turn into anal gang-bangs. What a crazy round ball we live on
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  12. 07-04-15 05:35 PM #12
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    Hookers call me...
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  13. 07-04-15 05:36 PM #13
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    You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.
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  14. 07-04-15 05:37 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.
    No...we pay them to leave...
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  15. 07-04-15 05:44 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    You pay girls to have sex with you. Dam that sucks.
    We pay them for their time. What happened a behind close doors, well...
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  16. 07-05-15 09:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Only guy who probably would do that is this guy:

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    Saer nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  17. 07-05-15 09:06 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...
    Yes! Well worth paying out extra dough. Don't forget the scented candles.
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  18. 07-05-15 11:34 AM #18
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    My friend dg I'd other day girl was hot wanted 300 for bj n swallow..um no
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  19. 07-06-15 10:19 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    very young and pretty hooker... and instead of having sex with her, you read her a poetry and run your fingers through her long dark hair all night long, and whenever you touch her face, she leans towards your hand with her beautiful sad eyes becoming even more moist...
    i suspect you may be needing a "call guy"
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  20. 07-06-15 11:10 AM #20
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    I call them and buy an hour of their time to use the carpool lane.
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  21. 07-06-15 01:53 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i suspect you may be needing a "call guy"
    I need a call penguin. He never called me back! What if he lost my phone number? What if he tried to call during the ten seconds when I was ordering dinner and he got a busy signal?? What if my phone is broken???
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  22. 07-06-15 01:56 PM #22
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    buddy has....not really my style...they showed...he went upstairs...I gave one 20$ just for showing up and lit a blunt...lol....Bad all around scene IMHO.....
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  23. 07-06-15 01:56 PM #23
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    Only poster here I could see doing this would be biter.

    But the ho would have to be VERY young, VERY pretty and most important VERY Asian!
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  24. 07-06-15 01:58 PM #24
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    DROPS the MIC
    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    No...we pay them to leave...
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  25. 07-06-15 08:07 PM #25
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    stick the phone receiver (if it's the old fashion type that connects the ear piece to the voice mic and has about a seven inch plastic handle in between the two) up your ass until he calls back.........
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