1. 05-16-15 01:02 PM #1
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    cant say i didn't see this coming: "Kardashiwhores Jump on Tranny Bandwagon"

    yep.... these sorry whores, Momma Whore Kris in particular, first shun the tranny with "no comments" and denials, but now that they saw that Brucella wasn't stoned to death for revealing he wants to lop his junk off with a filet knife, they are doing what the money grubbing matriwhore has taught them all to do so
    well....

    http://www.etonline.com/tv/164553_kr...bruce_special/

    damn I wish putting a contract out on someone wasn't illegal

    now the Momma Whore is piping off about her times with the tranny..... "we had so much in common....."

    I bet they did.... same taste in lingerie, love of takin' bbc up the ass, fake ......
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  2. 05-16-15 01:48 PM #2
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    Donker, would you let Bruce suck you off for $75k?
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  3. 05-16-15 01:56 PM #3
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    Sick fukks.
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  4. 05-16-15 02:41 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, would you let Bruce suck you off for $75k?
    before or after he's a "woman"?

    and do his new dd titts look good?
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  5. 05-16-15 02:44 PM #5
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    ps.... if the rack is done by the same plastic surgeon Kim used to look so much better than she did, and he wears his gold medal between his huge fake rack, and i can tie my balls off with the sash around the medal, I'd titty fck him for $50K.....

    and why not, I've done more sexually disgusting things in Nuevo Laredo for free....
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  6. 05-16-15 04:21 PM #6
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    Donker you are a freak
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  7. 05-16-15 05:17 PM #7
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    and that's a fckin good thing

    a badge of fkcin/ honor

    #fistingtatteduphosatpappagayousandhavin gyourfreakysidekicklickitoffyourhandasyo uassfucktheho
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  8. 05-16-15 05:22 PM #8
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  9. 05-16-15 05:38 PM #9
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    just another typical day in DonkLand...........

    after shooting a trophy deer that afternoon outside of Freer, Tx

    helluva way to celebrate.......
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    ps... you know you got it good when your little freaky brunette sidekick tells you, on the way to Laredo, she wants you to "totally obliterate some hot whore's pussy with your huge cocck!" while she watches rubbin' one out......
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    pss.... I didnt disappoint my little sidekick..........
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    psss.... my little sidekick did express a little "buyer's remorse" on the way back to the huntin' camp the next day, saying "I didn't expect the whore to be that hot....."
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    pssss.... but a good hour of pussy eatin' back in Freer made it all good.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just another typical day in DonkLand...........

    after shooting a trophy deer that afternoon outside of Freer, Tx

    helluva way to celebrate.......
    1- not in season

    2- no rack on a 'trophy' this time of year

    Help me out on this one pal
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  15. 05-16-15 05:54 PM #15
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    december 2004, s. tex ranch during the rut;

    10 pt i'll post a photo of........

    wish i could post photos of the tatted up ho, do have a few of my sidekick..........

    but my present sidekick would kick my ass if i posted em.......

    figure it out
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  16. 05-16-15 05:55 PM #16
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    ten pt.....

    24" spread; 148 b/c
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    and my little kinked-out sidekick was one helluva better trophy than that damn deer......
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  18. 05-16-15 06:07 PM #18
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    a little shot of DonkLand's entertainment center from the loft area above..... 19 euro's of numerous years of s. tex hunting exploits......
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    let's put it this way.... i bagged damn near as many trophy deer as I banged trophy women............

    helluva run........
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    my two "best bucks...." and yes, my little kinked out sidekick was with me when I shot the one in the background..... got the other one (forefront) ten years before I met her..........
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    and my bona fides????

    here those two bad boys are in my present day abode...... (the former photo was my bachelor pad down at the Bayou Lofts....)

    here they are in the new, and considerably tamer, at least in volume numbers, digs (with an SBR Poker Room Cap in the foreground), taken 15 mins ago..........

    enjoy!
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    Cardsahians mightily popular on SBR lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Cardsahians mightily popular on SBR lately.
    as much as i hate those mother fckers..... i gotta admit i'd love to obliterate this one:

    (sexually obliterate.... at least at first, then gun her ass down with an uzi):
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    and yes, as much as i hate to admit it.... that's f'n kylie jenner directly above.....

    and yes, as much as i hate to admit it even more, that shit turns me on...........

    fuk it...........
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    I want to be Donker's penis for just one night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to be Donker's penis for just one night.
    by all accounts, you'd be one buffed up sharp lookin' dude....
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  27. 05-16-15 07:19 PM #27
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    Damn bambi killer!

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    Gold digging, average looking, attention skanks, don't really deserve to be mentioned, as some fyking E! fyking channel is full of their shitty 'Keeping it up with imbecile skanks' already.

    Pass.
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    bullshit.... if you were at a resort and walked out and the little tight ass up above was sitting there all for you, wanting you to bend her over right then and there.....

    you'd mount up and let your fkcin' wife videotape it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Damn bambi killer!

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    much like me in my teens..... you'll mount anything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    as much as i hate those mother fckers..... i gotta admit i'd love to obliterate this one:

    (sexually obliterate.... at least at first, then gun her ass down with an uzi):
    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and yes, as much as i hate to admit it.... that's f'n kylie jenner directly above.....

    and yes, as much as i hate to admit it even more, that shit turns me on...........

    fuk it...........
    Donker I heard that Kylie is the most highly sought-after High School talent since Lebron James.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker I heard that Kylie is the most highly sought-after High School talent since Lebron James.
    shit, i'm not gonna lie.........

    give me about ten mollys and a weekend with the bitch in that black bikini, you'd be seeing me as the newest member of the Kardashiho Clan, on E, the network and the drug, smiling from ear to ear.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    http://www.etonline.com/tv/164553_kr...bruce_special/

    damn I wish putting a contract out on someone wasn't illegal
    How could you NOT see it coming? Your obsession with that crowd is bordering on Hinkley or David Chapman.

    You read etonline for gods sake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    How could you NOT see it coming? Your obsession with that crowd is bordering on Hinkley or David Chapman.

    You read etonline for gods sake.
    i agree....

    the only thing outdoing my obsession with this clan is your obsession with my obsession........
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    No discernible talent whatsoever.
    Pops was sharp, set them up nice. He was a good lawyer, died too young.
    Bruce really carried them when they had very little going, vaulted them back into the limelight with his Olympic celebrity. Now he has given them a little more than they bargained for, he is stealing the show and the jealousy and greed is coming soon.

    They will turn on him.

    Under/Over 8.5 months.

    The holidays will be tough, Bruce WILL date a famous person and the young ones WILL run through the entire roster of both The Raiders and The Chargers once they move to LA!
    Sharp money says they won't get past New Years, cat fight would be good for ratings too. I'm juicing the under.
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