1. 04-18-15 08:46 AM #1
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    ARMED AND DANGEROUS in Vegas this Summer....

    On our way back from court yesterday, my son and I -- no, it wasn't "take your kid to work day", but rather "represent your kid in court day" -- stopped by, at his request, the military supply store just north of downtown on I-45 "just to look around."

    they have these f'n stun guns there, and so, in light of recent threats from JJ Gold that I'd better "watch my back" in Vegas if he's within 50 feet of me, and the realization that I don't have eyes available to watch said back, I purchased one.

    not sure how powerful these things truly are, but with all the shit that can crop up on the strip and in the casinos -- and a coked-up, scrubs wearing psycho on the loose at any given time -- I figured it can't hurt to have a 10,000 watt stungun on my person at all times......

    so now, the saying that is often heard at the poker tables in vegas, i.e., "DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK!!!", is now equally applicable to all areas in Vegas where The Donk is known to roam.........

    and who am I kidding, after watching that video of that hot chick in a bikini gettin' tazed in the ass, I'm sure I'll whip this badboy out in DonkLand's bedroom suite at some point to give Ms. Donk a little something extra in the ass, as well............ hell, in the heat of the moment I might even yell out for Ms. Donk to reach back as I'm doin' her doggystyle and shock my own balls with it as I'm coming to see how that feels!
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  2. 04-18-15 09:35 AM #2
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    My wife carries one of these too. I think she also has pepper spray. Good stuff I imagine.
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  3. 04-18-15 11:56 AM #3
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    nice; i know who not to go wildin' on at the next bash.....

    no report on the "stungun to the nuts while orgasming"?
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  4. 04-18-15 01:32 PM #4
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    Man, don't zap the boys! you will regret it!
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  5. 04-18-15 01:38 PM #5
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    im sure somewhere in youtube land, worldstar, or some other stupid ass tosh.0 type video trough someone has been stupid enough to try it......

    guess I'll pass for now, sounds pretty painful...... but while nutting, the pain would be most certainly decreased, as it was when i ripped myself wide open, inguinal hernia style, while I was standing, skull-fckin' a hot babe sitting on a couch.... I never broke stride gettin' dat nut......
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  6. 04-18-15 07:12 PM #6
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    Donker, stun guns aren't very useful. Watts don't mean shit, it's all about the amps. Most stun guns are intimidating and make a lot of noise. They are designed to frighten off an unarmed threat. My buddy and I got drunk and played with this stun gun and it felt like getting pinched or stung by a bee. It sounded like it was going to make you flop like a fish, but it was all show and no go.
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  7. 04-19-15 09:41 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Donker, stun guns aren't very useful. Watts don't mean shit, it's all about the amps. Most stun guns are intimidating and make a lot of noise. They are designed to frighten off an unarmed threat. My buddy and I got drunk and played with this stun gun and it felt like getting pinched or stung by a bee. It sounded like it was going to make you flop like a fish, but it was all show and no go.
    i kind of thought so

    i have a Harris County sherriff deputy that lives two streets over; guess I'll just have Chimp rip off his taser, pretty sure he keeps it in his car at night....... if Chimp gets busted acquiring that, I'll just bring my .38 special snub nose to Vegas
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  8. 04-19-15 09:52 AM #8
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  9. 04-19-15 10:27 AM #9
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    i'll probably take the stun gun regardless; zap myself with it around 9 and 11 pm when falling asleep while running deep--then again at 1 am.... only way i can compete with the "young guns" doin' bumps of blo in the bathrooms at the breaks.......
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  10. 04-19-15 03:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i'll probably take the stun gun regardless; zap myself with it around 9 and 11 pm when falling asleep while running deep--then again at 1 am.... only way i can compete with the "young guns" doin' bumps of blo in the bathrooms at the breaks.......
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  11. 05-22-15 06:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by recon1 View Post
    Man, don't zap the boys! you will regret it!
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  12. 05-24-15 09:52 AM #12
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    I am sure they are strong

    When are you coming to Vegas automan??

    I am in Coney Island now surfing
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  13. 05-27-15 03:44 PM #13
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    not sure yet.... need to schedule it around two 1,500 bracelet events; one thurs or fri, one 2-3 days after that (sun or monday); probably a weeklong trip min.
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  14. 05-27-15 05:50 PM #14
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    Keep us posted on the WSOP, Donkers.

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