1. 04-05-15 06:12 PM #1
    jjgold
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    New Job Nursing Assistant : Video..

    nothing special as a job but will play role of Dr off the facility and GET LAID

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  2. 04-05-15 06:20 PM #2
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    I hope you realize impersonating a doctor will get you thrown in jail you dope
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  3. 04-05-15 06:23 PM #3
    jjgold
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    Sanchez just one of my fingers is more clever than 10 of yours

    Trying to get laid thats all
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  4. 04-05-15 06:26 PM #4
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    so your wearing scubs to your office cleaning gig now
    what a hamburger
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  5. 04-05-15 06:26 PM #5
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    Talk with Zeta, he was a nursing asistant for a while. Get some pointers on how to secretly molest really old ppl with dementia you sick fukk
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  6. 04-05-15 06:32 PM #6
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    Not a bad look coach.

    Your best move could be going to a gas station in that outfit and spitting game on a woman there
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  7. 04-05-15 06:43 PM #7
    jjgold
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    Dr angle will work

    work tomorrow..20 hrs a week

    not bad
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  8. 04-05-15 06:51 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sanchez just one of my fingers is more clever than 10 of yours

    Trying to get laid thats all
    Do yourself a favor...and the one you're using...make sure it's your thumb and sit on it
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  9. 04-05-15 06:53 PM #9
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    call me you fuk I could use $300
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  10. 04-05-15 07:38 PM #10
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    Dr. Corbin known for his bedside manner. Yes Nurse, I'm going to inject this patient with 2 cc's of gonadal spermatozoa. Nurse, Nurse!!! How would you like a couple of cc's of gonadal spermatozoa?
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  11. 04-05-15 07:42 PM #11
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    We are all very proud of you Corbin.
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  12. 04-05-15 07:43 PM #12
    stealthyburrito
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    now if only you could acquire a white lab coat, stethoscope and head lamp you'd be drowning in poon.
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  13. 04-05-15 07:45 PM #13
    jjgold
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    Thanks man this job means everything to me as I have kind of validates myself in society
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  14. 04-05-15 07:52 PM #14
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    Why the job? Thought you were a pro gambler
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  15. 04-05-15 07:53 PM #15
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    Ruse will never work
    Even the dumb chicks know a doctor can afford Bosley or least some Rogaine

    Still say your best bet is to pose as World Modeling rep
    (worked for Jethro for years)
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  16. 04-05-15 07:56 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks man this job means everything to me as I have kind of validates myself in society
    Its a big step. Also a bankroll booster.

    Maybe when BobbyFK inevitably crashes his scooter you will be able to slip some fun stuff into his IV drip.
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  17. 04-05-15 08:05 PM #17
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    Corbin finally got his head out of his ass.
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  18. 04-05-15 08:06 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Covy View Post
    Why the job? Thought you were a pro gambler
    shark money

    How long before I get fired??
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  19. 04-05-15 08:19 PM #19
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  20. 04-05-15 08:43 PM #20
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    Dr Corbin
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  21. 04-05-15 09:29 PM #21
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    Cut a kok hole in those pants, pal
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  22. 04-05-15 09:34 PM #22
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    What a loser
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  23. 04-05-15 09:36 PM #23
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    holy shit
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  24. 04-05-15 09:57 PM #24
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    Unreal, jj. Now you and zeta can check each other's prostates out without it being homo.
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  25. 04-05-15 10:04 PM #25
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    Corbin,
    Don't forget to leave the van at home!......It just might blow your cover!...

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  26. 04-05-15 10:18 PM #26
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    Nice look Dr Corbin!
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  27. 04-05-15 10:20 PM #27
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    Did you do the 6 week LNA course?
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  28. 04-05-15 10:25 PM #28
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    $140 a week....yep, you made it....
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  29. 04-05-15 10:35 PM #29
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    whose next to get a job, maybe bcats but i doubt it
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  30. 04-06-15 12:15 AM #30
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    Let's admit it I look like a fukkin dick

    No idea why I took this job
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  31. 04-06-15 01:24 AM #31
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    obviously scrubs picked up at Goodwill or bought from China ($5, free ship).
    also Corby washed it 20x, still smells like urine

    you're gona have to get a fake ID when people ask you for proof
    obviously JJ will run a numbers operation duking the prescription vending machine and flipping Oxy. he did this with water delivery service
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  32. 04-06-15 05:53 AM #32
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    Hi JJ when you going to the horse race track again, the monmouth park was a cool video
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  33. 04-06-15 06:04 AM #33
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    Don't think you're allowed a phone on in a hospital
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  34. 04-06-15 06:25 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    now if only you could acquire a white lab coat, stethoscope and head lamp you'd be drowning in poon.
    I'd trust this "doctor" more with my life than Dr. "Get me a fukkin stint, you fukkin broad" Corbin:
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  35. 04-06-15 06:50 AM #35
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    would have to be dead 2 weeks before you let this guy operate on you
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