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    Sport Hernia

    I hate pulling Seaweed here by putting this thread in PT, Saloon is obviously the right place for this shit...but I just wanna capture a broader audience here at first.

    Anywho, just looking for a feedback from folks who had something like this before.

    Situation: I went to play a little ice hockey about a week ago...and got checked pretty hard into the boards....to the point where I felt like my cawck and balls got separated from my body.
    No a big deal ...I've been on a surgery table more times than most of you went to see a dentist, but I never had to deal with this particular type of injury before...a week later this shit is still feeling kinda funky.

    The problem is that I have a vacation plans scheduled 4 weeks from now and I'm just wondering if it's time to start canceling this shit.

    If you had something like this- what did it feel like and what did you do, as far as recovery goes, when you found out that you have it.
    I played sports all my life and many times had to deal with pretty gruesome injuries..this is something new though.

    Only looking for serious responses from someone who had to deal with this shit before.
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    Sorry to hear this news Rock, I've lost count how many injuries have occurred whilst playing football, I've never had the hernia but I fked my knee ligaments up and also have a minor back injury from a dodgy challenge.

    It's amazing that the hard tackles never get ya but the surprise bumps, but yeah not really had any experience on this matter I wish you the best in a speedy recovery friend, get better soon pal.

    Hockey nutta

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudeboy View Post
    Sorry to hear this news Rock, I've lost count how many injuries have occurred whilst playing football, I've never had the hernia but I fked my knee ligaments up and also have a minor back injury from a dodgy challenge.

    It's amazing that the hard tackles never get ya but the surprise bumps, but yeah not really had any experience on this matter I wish you the best in a speedy recovery friend, get better soon pal.

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    If you're honestly thinking of canceling vacation plans because of a sports hernia than you're an even bigger pussy than I originally thought.

    I've had one and eventually got surgery on it but it's a matter of pain tolerance - which clearly you have very little of. The pain subsides if you rest it, but it's never going to just go away.

    So basically just don't be a pussy, deal with some pain, don't play hockey between now and your vacation, and you'll be fine. And that's a serious answer.

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    I don't know about cancelling plans that's pretty extreme, go get it checked now if you're worried. The pain usually lasts at least a week and a bit, obviously if it's still bad go get it checked after that. I think these things morphing into something else is where the problem lies so a couple of weeks and you'd know something was up (some lump or something).

    I don't know if I've ever had one i never go to doctors unless I'm about to die or my bones are broken/hanging out of their joints but my groins muscles are fukked. I do them badly once a year two weeks of hobbling around then try get lightly back into doing stuff. When you go back to activity try not to make sudden movements sideways, in fact def do not do this you will pay the price.


    hope someone else has something better but that's my experience. Rest and ice first week but that looks done by now.

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    Drink some vodka and man up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Drink some vodka and man up.
    tell me more about how you got something on me and mods should read that

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    If you're honestly thinking of canceling vacation plans because of a sports hernia than you're an even bigger pussy than I originally thought.

    I've had one and eventually got surgery on it but it's a matter of pain tolerance - which clearly you have very little of. The pain subsides if you rest it, but it's never going to just go away.

    So basically just don't be a pussy, deal with some pain, don't play hockey between now and your vacation, and you'll be fine. And that's a serious answer.
    Wizzle I'll pay for you airfair and lodging to come meet me...let me know when your MOM is OK for you to travel interState

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    I don't know anything about you. lol. Don't care to. Posters pm'd me.

    Someone sent me the link to your epic car fail thread. Good stuff.

    btw, You are little small to be playing hockey, probably the best advice
    I can give is don't play hockey. We at SBR would hate for you to have
    another CRITICAL injury lmao
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    Get well soon rockiest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Ruder I'm gonna climb to your window on the middle of the night and tell your parents that you've invited me...
    Sasher what position you play?

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    dude depends i have a hiatal hernia which I have had for 2 yrs now. doc says gotta lose weight before he will repair it. i also had a hernia in 77 from football. It had a cyst from the hernia it. Was very painful called ingunal or some shit like that which is what your sports hernia will turn into if u don't take care of it. You should be fine with some rest but if you tweak it gonna hurt like hell. As long as you don't plan a serious activity then you should be fine. Wrong broad rides you can have issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudeboy View Post
    Sasher what position you play?
    Center couch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Get well soon rockiest
    smokie u sold me- shit like this is not gonna fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    I don't know anything about you. lol. Don't care to. Posters pm'd me.

    Someone sent me the link to your epic car fail thread. Good stuff.

    btw, You are little small to be playing hockey, probably the best advice
    I can give is don't play hockey. We at SBR would hate for you to have
    another CRITICAL injury lmao
    you don't know anything about anyone- you pose for selfies with bears for crying out loud

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    Rocket, my friend just went to gym and he strained his tricep. Should he cancel his vacation next month? LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Rocket, my friend just went to gym and he strained his tricep. Should he cancel his vacation next month? LMAO
    You posted on this forum that you you have to take you wife to movies to...MAYBE you cane get laid...do I really need to say more?

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Rocket, my friend just went to gym and he strained his tricep. Should he cancel his vacation next month? LMAO
    I've never been ur friend- I don't friend
    Last edited by downsouth; 02-25-15 at 09:19 PM.

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    I had hernia surgery done on the right side...4 weeks or so I was healed
    They put mesh inside to hold muscles in..still ok to this day

    Rocky you probably can wait to get it done

    If you need anything I am here pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I've never been ur friend- I don't friend
    Read again. Unless you also strained your tricep and are worried too. Maybe you could give him some medical advice.

    "Rocket, my friend just went to gym and he strained his tricep. Should he cancel his vacation next month? LMAO"
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    If you're honestly thinking of canceling vacation plans because of a sports hernia than you're an even bigger pussy than I originally thought.

    I've had one and eventually got surgery on it but it's a matter of pain tolerance - which clearly you have very little of. The pain subsides if you rest it, but it's never going to just go away.

    So basically just don't be a pussy, deal with some pain, don't play hockey between now and your vacation, and you'll be fine. And that's a serious answer.

    this.

    i guess Russians aren't as tough as they act behind a keyboard.

    put some vagasil on it rocket and man the fukk up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    I don't know anything about you. lol. Don't care to. Posters pm'd me.

    Someone sent me the link to your epic car fail thread. Good stuff.

    btw, You are little small to be playing hockey, probably the best advice
    I can give is don't play hockey. We at SBR would hate for you to have
    another CRITICAL injury lmao
    Lol bingo. Rocket buried. Little guy exerted himself too much and now his 3 inch cokk hurts.

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    Bear you looking for trouble today??

    If you are give me your address and I sure will show up at your front door

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    I don't know anything about you. lol. Don't care to. Posters pm'd me.

    Someone sent me the link to your epic car fail thread. Good stuff.

    btw, You are little small to be playing hockey, probably the best advice
    I can give is don't play hockey. We at SBR would hate for you to have
    another CRITICAL injury lmao
    I'm pretty sure that we'll continue to laugh at ya...your silly familly and your silly new born...let me me know IF its OK ....clown....

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Lol bingo. Rocket buried. Little guy exerted himself too much and now his 3 inch cokk hurts.
    hard to get buried when you wspit nothing but losing picks ...what a low life

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Rocket, my friend just went to gym and he strained his tricep. Should he cancel his vacation next month? LMAO

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    Why do you guys pick on Rocket all the time??

    He bothers nobody here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I'm pretty sure that we'll continue to laugh at ya...your silly familly and your silly new born...let me me know IF its OK ....clown....
    Can't handle the heat, so he takes a shot at the wife and newborn. Lol. We have a tough Russian on our hands.

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    To be fair, he's probably in my wife's weight class.

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    pleased let wizzle use his mama's umbrella ..we need him to be safe

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    To be fair, he's probably in my wife's weight class.
    u got no weight class...you don't fukk your wife- I do
    you're pretty pathetic to say the least

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    Tell Shari that you got something...tell her that you are a REAL detective
    -- watch how your family sucks on me...I want you to wintess how easy it to make your family to suck my cokk..hit record!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I hate pulling Seaweed here by putting this thread in PT, Saloon is obviously the right place for this shit...but I just wanna capture a broader audience here at first.

    Anywho, just looking for a feedback from folks who had something like this before.

    Situation: I went to play a little ice hockey about a week ago...and got checked pretty hard into the boards....to the point where I felt like my cawck and balls got separated from my body.
    No a big deal ...I've been on a surgery table more times than most of you went to see a dentist, but I never had to deal with this particular type of injury before...a week later this shit is still feeling kinda funky.

    The problem is that I have a vacation plans scheduled 4 weeks from now and I'm just wondering if it's time to start canceling this shit.

    If you had something like this- what did it feel like and what did you do, as far as recovery goes, when you found out that you have it.
    I played sports all my life and many times had to deal with pretty gruesome injuries..this is something new though.

    Only looking for serious responses from someone who had to deal with this shit before.

    Sports hernia is painful but it is nothing compared to lumbar disck hernia in your lower back....that shit can last more than 8 months to a year and even if you do something slightly bad, the healing proces hass to start all over again. it will comletely penetrate you up....you can't do anything...referred pain all over the legs. be glad its not a disck hernia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Tell Shari that you got something...tell her that you are a REAL detective
    -- watch how your family sucks on me...I want you to wintess how easy it to make your family to suck my cokk..hit record!
    My wife is not into figure skating metrosexuals
    Last edited by shari91; 02-25-15 at 08:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    My wife is not into figure skating metrosexuals
    coach -- always jump to tell us how they are right
    coach I'll send you a vid tomorrow
    Last edited by shari91; 02-25-15 at 08:37 PM.

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