1. 02-24-15 04:38 PM #1
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    ABSOLUTE CURE for PREMATURE EJACULATION:

    Some of you have asked in passing, "Donk, oh master of the bedroom, how do you manage to go for so long without popping off, especially given the hi-caliber hott ass women you regularly score.....?" Well, in my case, it's just that no woman is simply going to get me there without putting forth the effort, no matter how hot she is.... Sophia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Kate Upton, Eva Longoria in her prime, etc. etc. etc. are all going to have to "work the Donk" repeatedly to get him there, and I fully plan on enjoying a good 2-3 hours before even finishing round one.........

    But, setting my unique performance abilities aside, I will offer advice to those of you who want to last longer in bed, on the couch, in the elevator, in the club, or wherever else you might find yourselves, in the words of Iron Mike Tyson, "fornicating."

    And no, this isn't a recommendation to rub some "stay hard" creme or other numbing creme on your junk.... nor is it the ol "think about sports center" or count to 100 to get your mind off your pathetic inability to control your sexual performance and deciding for yourself when you want to come.......... no, this is 100 percent guaranteed to work!

    So, without furhter ado, if you find yourself getting close and want to forestall the inevitable spilling of seed, just conjure up the mental image of THIS (as it will immediately stop and numb every nerve ending in your body, clear every notion of sensual pleasure from your mind, and absolutely kill any chance of cummming any time soon):













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  2. 02-24-15 04:45 PM #2
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  3. 02-24-15 04:58 PM #3
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    LOL
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  4. 02-24-15 05:08 PM #4
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    no such thing as premature ejaculation pal.

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  5. 02-24-15 06:19 PM #5
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    was hoping to learn some useful tips in here. oh well.....
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  6. 02-24-15 10:44 PM #6
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    So you're actually thinking about Seaweed while you're smashing 9's and 10's????
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  7. 02-25-15 09:30 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    So you're actually thinking about Seaweed while you're smashing 9's and 10's????
    re read what I wrote........ obviously, I don't have to, but for those suffering from P.E., THEY could benefit from the tip..... not that "tip", but the think of seaweed in a hooded mask with a reservoir tip at the end of it.....

    lot of tips in this thread..........
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  8. 02-25-15 09:41 AM #8
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    jokes aside...this shit could actually work for some folks
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  9. 02-25-15 09:57 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    jokes aside...this shit could actually work for some folks
    hell, i went to rub a "morning starter" out in the shower this morning, and because of this thread that photo crossed my mind..........

    I'll just sum it up by saying I made it into the office 3.5 minutes earlier than usual..........
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  10. 02-25-15 09:59 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hell, i went to rub a "morning starter" out in the shower this morning, and because of this thread that photo crossed my mind..........

    I'll just sum it up by saying I made it into the office 3.5 minutes earlier than usual..........
    Donker I just hope that this photo doesn't do any permanent damage
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  11. 02-25-15 10:14 AM #11
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  12. 02-25-15 10:19 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    no such thing as premature ejaculation pal.

    "If I ***, it was right on time!"
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  13. 02-25-15 11:12 AM #13
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    What if it has the reversed effect?
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  14. 02-25-15 11:50 AM #14
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    Donker, whys it take you 2-3 hours to bust a nut?

    That would suck.
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    No such thing as premature when you're trying to win the race.
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  16. 02-25-15 02:33 PM #16
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    If im nearly at the top il think of cars doing burnouts...

    Seems to work for me...
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  17. 02-25-15 03:21 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    If im nearly at the top il think of cars doing burnouts...

    Seems to work for me...
    Or bicycles...

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  18. 03-24-15 02:22 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    was hoping to learn some useful tips in here. oh well.....
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  19. 03-24-15 02:23 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, whys it take you 2-3 hours to bust a nut?

    That would suck.
    i called bullshit on the 2-3 hour sex
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  20. 03-24-15 10:38 AM #20
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    I have zero desire to hammer my g/f for 3 hours in one session. I'm totally fine with 30 minutes.


    And then another 30 min session 4 hours later.
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  21. 03-24-15 10:55 AM #21
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    Saving my boner for later
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  22. 03-25-15 01:43 PM #22
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    A good tip for this is count from 100 down to 1 backwards while holding your breath.
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