1. 02-22-15 11:06 PM #1
    Ebe
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    I think the Gambling Gods dislike porn and masturbation

    Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

    Anyone else notice this?
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  2. 02-22-15 11:09 PM #2
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    Common JJ you can do better then this crap!
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  3. 02-22-15 11:17 PM #3
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  4. 02-22-15 11:31 PM #4
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    you always jerk off and you always lose they are not related guy
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  5. 02-22-15 11:32 PM #5
    Ebe
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    I dont always lose. Thats false. Today is my first losing day in a while
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  6. 02-22-15 11:38 PM #6
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    i sometimes have pondered this.
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  7. 02-23-15 12:18 AM #7
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    somewhere in the world, your other half has to jerk off during his bets in order to win.
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  8. 02-23-15 12:50 AM #8
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    I think you should be more concerned about the kittens who are losing their lives every time you jerk off
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  9. 02-23-15 12:57 AM #9
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    Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
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  10. 02-23-15 01:00 AM #10
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    Rock bottom.
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  11. 02-23-15 02:35 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
    you know how a sock can just get lost sometimes, i think its more like that.
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  12. 02-23-15 04:53 AM #12
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    when you start rubbing one out... mysteriously a tilt occurs.

    I wonder if Einstein ever came up with a theory on this?
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  13. 02-23-15 05:36 AM #13
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    It may be due to the type of porn that you're watching, it sounds like you may be into all male bukkakes!
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  14. 02-23-15 05:59 AM #14
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    Could be true....I stopped for a while and have been on a hot streak.

    Did it the other day and lost my first big bet in a while.
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  15. 02-23-15 07:08 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

    Anyone else notice this?
    maybe instead of jerking off get on Tinder and have some chick come sit on your face

    in this day and age if you cant get the real thing its bc you aint applying yourself
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  16. 02-23-15 08:15 AM #16
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    Never jerk off before or during a bet

    Proven
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  17. 02-23-15 08:17 AM #17
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    It makes it smaller, i swear i was bigger 8 years ago
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  18. 02-23-15 08:18 AM #18
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    can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.
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  19. 02-23-15 08:20 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.

    me or the op?

    i've introduced in intro board.
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  20. 02-26-15 06:37 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

    Anyone else notice this?


    i guess it could be i just like to "release" but i cant pick a winner
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  21. 02-26-15 12:29 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Never jerk off before or during a bet

    Proven
    Not true toniest
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  22. 02-26-15 02:52 PM #22
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    There is no such thing as a gambling god.
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  23. 02-26-15 03:46 PM #23
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    Dude, I think you (Ebe) need to go where ever you came from and never come back. Your posts are that of a 10 yo.
    No one gives a fuk how many times you pull on your pud.
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  24. 02-26-15 07:48 PM #24
    Ebe
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    rkelly its time for you to be ended
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