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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Ha shes actually 3 years younger than me.
    How is your "boss" a three years younger than you chick? Maybe stock jerking it to coworkers so much and focus on getting your career goinG because your obviously missing something up to this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer62 View Post
    You keep it in your pants because you are a stupid Fuk and lucky to have a job! Best advice on here
    OP if you wanna keep your job, listen to this guy

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    i disagree.... be aggressive..... pin her up against the wall and have your way with her........ she'll like that! probably has a "rape" fantasy that she wants you to fulfill........ if she says "no," she means "yes"!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i disagree.... be aggressive..... pin her up against the wall and have your way with her........ she'll like that! probably has a "rape" fantasy that she wants you to fulfill........ if she says "no," she means "yes"!!!
    the biggest challenge for OP might not come from her, but from her boss, who I'm sure wants to bang that girl just as much as this OP does

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    If you value the job, forget it! Once the romance blows over she won't be able to stand looking at you and your days will be numbered. If it's a crappy job then ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat or have drinks later and then make advances outside the job.


    Or just follow her into an office and plant a hot kiss on her and either get slapped in the face or bang her right there on the desk, it will be one or the other. No middle ground here.

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    Pics or it never happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stallion View Post
    Pics or it never happened.
    It hasn't happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Theres honestly a lot to say here. Its a pretty weird situation.

    Cant really talk to anyone in real life about it for obvious reasons, but I feel a very strong connection with this girl.

    Sometimes it feels like its mutual and other times not so much. I dont know what to make of it.

    Worst part of it all is I cant get away from it, we work together 40 hours a week and I need my job so theres just no getting around it.

    Someone clip me in my sleep please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    I don't get it

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    She is the main boss of the entire building now. Her boss was the main manager but he was recently fired and she took over.

    She has the sexiest legs of any girl whos ever lived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigToe View Post
    I don't get it
    "i'm not coming in this morning" , because he's cumming in the daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    nobody from freakin Russia knows who this guy is

    let alone 99% of the US

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigToe View Post
    nobody from freakin Russia knows who this guy is

    let alone 99% of the US
    I guess then I'll be the 1st one
    You'd be surprised what they show on TV around the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    She is the main boss of the entire building now. Her boss was the main manager but he was recently fired and she took over.

    She has the sexiest legs of any girl whos ever lived.
    probably fukked her way to the top!

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    Been married to a co worker for 30 + years now. She wasn't my boss, but I was her's.

    It's a slow process when liking a co worker. Most girls want to know you for a while before getting romantically involved. When it comes down to it, doesn't matter how long you've been around/ worked with women, they don't know how you feel until you tell them flat out.

    I've had many a friend wanting a woman they were friends with, but never told them how they felt. Once they did that, they were either turned down or married. Most were married.

    I would wait telling her how you feel for a least a year. Flirt with her and go out with fellow co workers when she goes along. Works both ways too. Once you get to know her, you might not want her.

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    leta see a pic of you

    notging else is needed

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    She tells me I am very assertive and aggressive, she thinks I am intelligent as well. She gives me the bedroom eyes often and is not shy about the eye contact.

    She also told me the other day that I analyze everything and heres the kicker... the first time she said "Analyze" she said "ANAL-IZE", I kid you not

    Then a little while later she pronounced analyze correctly

    I think she might want it in the butt boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    She tells me I am very assertive and aggressive, she thinks I am intelligent as well. She gives me the bedroom eyes often and is not shy about the eye contact.

    She also told me the other day that I analyze everything and heres the kicker... the first time she said "Analyze" she said "ANAL-IZE", I kid you not

    Then a little while later she pronounced analyze correctly

    I think she might want it in the butt boys
    dude, she's probably thinking to herself "how fckin' stupid is this guy..... I practically begged him to ass fuk me and he's too damn dumb to take a hint." if she scoops a big dollop of crisco out in front of you, drops trow, and smears it in her crack, and turns around and bends over in front of you, it JUST MIGHT BE A HINT that she ready for you to anal-ize her........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dude, she's probably thinking to herself "how fckin' stupid is this guy..... I practically begged him to ass fuk me and he's too damn dumb to take a hint." if she scoops a big dollop of crisco out in front of you, drops trow, and smears it in her crack, and turns around and bends over in front of you, it JUST MIGHT BE A HINT that she ready for you to anal-ize her........

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    Sometimes I think the best play is to only communicate with her if she initiates it. Make her think a lil bit

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    tell her your tired of jerking off in customers taco's supreme

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    LOL I dont work in food service thank goodness, I got a good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    She tells me I am very assertive and aggressive, she thinks I am intelligent as well. She gives me the bedroom eyes often and is not shy about the eye contact.

    She also told me the other day that I analyze everything and heres the kicker... the first time she said "Analyze" she said "ANAL-IZE", I kid you not

    Then a little while later she pronounced analyze correctly

    I think she might want it in the butt boys
    She thinks you are assertive and intelligent?? And you're on here asking for advice?? She obviously has you confused with someone else, probably doesn't even know your name. Funny thread though

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    Im not sure if hitting on the boss is appropriate guy

    Whats wrong with asking what people think

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    You answered your own question DUMB ASS, but keep playing with yourself

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    Come at me troll

    I got a cookie for you

    Dumb little bitch

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    Thanks kid, I'll take some milk with it and look forward to reading further about your delusional fantasy. Please keep us all informed, LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    Sometimes I think the best play is to only communicate with her if she initiates it. Make her think a lil bit
    The only thinking she is doing is "can this guy be anymore of a douche?"

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    Steve,

    You are partially correct. I dont mean to be but sometimes I come across as a douche. She has even called me an asshole before.

    I thought women liked dominant assholes anyway

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    I bet shes fantasized about sucking on my dick before.

    This makes me happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebe View Post
    I bet shes fantasized about sucking on my dick before.

    This makes me happy
    nothing like jerking off based on a fantasy of what your boss might be fantasizing about....

    yah, like he would post her facebook id; she'd be inundated with 17 messages from a bunch of sbr harddicks asking her if she knows one of her underlings wants to ass fuk her..........

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    She wants me to penetrate her mouth

    Theres just no getting around it anymore

    Its gonna happen in the office

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    Ill be sure to film it and post it here dont worry

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    leta see a pic of you

    notging else is needed
    him providing pics of her, or even him I guess
    is the difference from this thread being 3 pages or 30 pages long

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    jesus Christ a picture already even if its a fake picture just so we can get an idea

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