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    bookme
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    My gf wants to wax my back...

    :Banghead:

    Any tips?

    Going to hurt like a mofo but...

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    you fukkin sikko..get fukkin chlorine man and fukkin dye it


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    Russian Rocket
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    Any tips? tips for what?

    try it on your anus first and see if you like it

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    electrolysis

    burn it off man

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    Better than waxing your front, I guess.

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    Get a new girlfriend
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    I'd have her do something more important, like polish your knob.
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    bookme
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    Such an idiot I am

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    Russian Rocket
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    Booker give her a few ideas:



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    bookme
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Booker give her a few ideas:




    The 2nd one would be great for valentine day

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    Booker is that really you??

    Huh?????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookme View Post
    :Banghead:

    Any tips?

    Going to hurt like a mofo but...
    With what? If it's professionally done where it only takes two or three pieces...No sweat... if it's some fukkin back alley pop sickle stick shop that does it with tiny strips...you're dead....not that I've had much experience with that sort of thing...lol

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    I waxed my back for a bitch. I promise you it's not worth it. It's bad enough that shit hurts like penetrate when it comes off, but then that shit grows back and itches for weeks. Tell her to keep shaving her oyster, under arms, legs, upper lip and to shut the penetrate up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    Tell her to keep shaving her oyster, under arms, legs, upper lip and to shut the penetrate up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Any tips? tips for what?

    try it on your anus first and see if you like it
    Classic!!!

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    haha dont be a pussy let her do it.

    i would get my back waxed but i hardly have any hair.

    Tell her to wax your ball sack too

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    Don't wax

    Shave like a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    haha dont be a pussy let her do it.

    i would get my back waxed but i hardly have any hair.

    Tell her to wax your ball sack too
    Ouch Bear, that last sentence hurt to read. Honestly Bear you are really making me wonder because I can't see how a man with actual balls could even type that shit.


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    How bad is it?

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    I swear some ghosts deliberately lob soft balls just so I can tee off on them.
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    Tell her you are a man, and that men have hair...you should tell her fukk no, or she will think you are a pussy...

    Either way, Mr KLC gave us the short and correct answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I swear some ghosts deliberately lob soft balls just so I can tee off on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Ouch Bear, that last sentence hurt to read. Honestly Bear you are really making me wonder because I can't see how a man with actual balls could even type that shit.

    LOL well i figure if he already has the hot wax handy might as well suck it up and wax the balls and the shaft while he is at it.

    He should wax his girl too. Try it on her anus.

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    Tell her to wax ur vagina too

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Don't wax

    Shave like a man.

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