[Booya711]

Only 2 things in Texas

Steers and queers

And Cali just fruits and nuts...old jokes

[DiggityDaggityDo]

nevermind edawg beat me to it.

And chili.

The kind of chili that burns your ass hairs.

Thats 3 things, Mayan.

[Thor4140]

Because we like pussy; and the pussy huntin' in Texas is as good as it gets.........

oh wait, u meant "hunt" hunting..... why?

because these look damn good on my wall, and I love chicken-frying venison steaks:

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ah yes, the good ol days down at the Bayou Lofts........ quite the bachelor pad back in the day........

and for you pervs, a photo of the other type of hunting referred to above, looking out the same Bayou Loft window you see in the other photos above....:

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As i said, boys, the hunting -- all types -- is great in Texas........

Ur little wall of death looks ridiculous in a house. Bizarre how people think that looks great in a house.

[Auto Donk]

nevermind edawg beat me to it.

oh, you too, huh mtha fcka.... let's find us a squaring off place and I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants to chew your food!!!!"

[Auto Donk]

Ur little wall of death looks ridiculous in a house. Bizarre how people think that looks great in a house.

dude, that ain't no house........it's a mutha fckin' bachelor pad in a hi-rise loft in downtown htown........ and it served it's purpose well....... i could post 50-60 pics of the wool that came thru during that time period, and it would shock and awe.........

[Auto Donk]

Texas is where all ballers come from...fukk the haters

this is true, as well.....

and I have video proof straight from the third coast........



and fck all u utha niqqas........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

dude, that ain't no house........it's a mutha fckin' bachelor pad in a hi-rise loft in downtown htown........ and it served it's purpose well....... i could post 50-60 pics of the wool that came thru during that time period, and it would shock and awe.........

[chico2663]

Been to texas a few times and it sucks ass. A lot of ghetto blacks, mexican and fat white trash.

It's pretty third world.

Because you are a broke ass ************.Just because you ate burritos at the 7-11 and stayed at super 7 motel doesn't consist of a trip to texas.

[Thor4140]

Just saw a live feed from Texas. Must be really cold there. I actually saw a few Texans with their hands in their own pockets.

[chico2663]

texas was a republic when the states asked it to join them.They are the only state that can fly the flag at the same level as the flag. They can also opt out at any time.Unlike california; they don't need the govt for shiiiiit!

[Ra77er]

Chico this is not the Alamo, settle down pal. Texas is a great state.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

^we can also carry more than 10rds in our magazines...disarming the people is a slow process, but in some areas of the country it has already begun...scary stuff for real...shame on you californians and new Yorkers etc...grow some nuts and protect OUR 2a rights! thx in advance!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

texas was a republic when the states asked it to join them.They are the only state that can fly the flag at the same level as the flag. They can also opt out at any time.Unlike california; they don't need the govt for shiiiiit!

In California a lot of people fly the Mexico flag at the same level as the US flag. Or they fly the Mexico flag and no US flag at all.

Is it the same in Texas?

[opie1988]

oh, you too, huh mtha fcka.... let's find us a squaring off place and I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants to chew your food!!!!"

Hey pal....you first need to understand that Mayan's pants are all of 16" in length.

There's not a whole hell of a lot for him to be dropping there!

[Thor4140]

dude, that ain't no house........it's a mutha fckin' bachelor pad in a hi-rise loft in downtown htown........ and it served it's purpose well....... i could post 50-60 pics of the wool that came thru during that time period, and it would shock and awe.........

Then it looks even stupider that u took them up an elevator to hang them in ur so called pad. Post ur 50 or 60 hooches next to those antlers so we can believe ya. I can hear ya now. "ladies i snuck in the woods and eyed up those beauties and blasted them to pieces"

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Thor why you so butthurt over hunting?...it's how people have been surviving for 10s of thousands of years...by the way, ladies love a man who can put meat on the table...they even cook it for you...win win

[Auto Donk]

Then it looks even stupider that u took them up an elevator to hang them in ur so called pad. Post ur 50 or 60 hooches next to those antlers so we can believe ya. I can hear ya now. "ladies i snuck in the woods and eyed up those beauties and blasted them to pieces"

no prob........ just gotta dig out a few old memory sticks, and i'll throw you jerkoffs a few bones........ well, more like i'll throw you a few bad ass bitches, some big-ass fake , and some down-right angelic looking faces......

more to follow.........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thanks Donk


Also, do you really want to fight King Mayan?

[King Mayan]

Hey pal....you first need to understand that Mayan's pants are all of 16" in length.

There's not a whole hell of a lot for him to be dropping there!

Better than 54 inch waist you obese Fukk

[Swaggy P]

Because you are a broke ass ************.Just because you ate burritos at the 7-11 and stayed at super 7 motel doesn't consist of a trip to texas.

No actually I stayed with family in which is apparently one of richest suburbs of houston somewhere in northwest of the city. Other than that area pretty much the whole city looks like a run down ghetto shithole. Or another way of describing would be one ugly big concrete cesspool with ghetto trash and ugly fat people everywhere. I'm pretty sure other cities like Dallas and San Antonio are garbage dumps as well.

[King Mayan]

Also, do you really want to fight King Mayan?

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

No actually I stayed with family in which is apparently one of richest suburbs of houston somewhere in northwest of the city. Other than that area pretty much the whole city looks like a run down ghetto shithole. Or another way of describing would be one ugly big concrete cesspool with ghetto trash and ugly fat people everywhere. I'm pretty sure other cities like Dallas and San Antonio are garbage dumps as well.

"richest suburbs"....dude you don't know what Texas is all about...it's all good but you didn't see TEXAS...

[Auto Donk]

swaggy showing his ignorance about h town...... river oaks is inside the loop, just west of downtown.... from that point and heading ten-15 miles west of there, into the memorial area, tanglewood, etc... are homes all in the 1-2mil range.... thousands of them..... he's referring to the champions/woodlands area, again, million dolllar homes by the thousands..... the only ghetto areas are east of downtown, just n.e. and s.e of town, and now the sw freeway area toward sugarland has tuned ghetto....... all in all, htown is a bad ass place to live.... i'll post some visuals in a bit.....

[Auto Donk]

Thanks Donk


Also, do you really want to fight King Mayan?

of course I don't want to fight him.....


I want to straight-up murder his ass!!!

sincerely,
Internet Texas Toughguy AD

[mpaschal34]

of course I don't want to fight him.....


I want to straight-up murder his ass!!!

sincerely,
Internet Texas Toughguy AD

looks like this should be an interesting day on the boards....

also here in dallas...in the las colinas area we had 9 earthquakes yesterday. don't know what the fuqq that's all about. 3 were of decent size.

[Auto Donk]

looks like this should be an interesting day on the boards....

also here in dallas...in the las colinas area we had 9 earthquakes yesterday. don't know what the fuqq that's all about. 3 were of decent size.

TT Warrior went for a jog around that stylish, uber-materialistic area of the greater dallas area..... even registered all the way from there down to htown on the ol richter scale; ol TT tripped and fell three times during his run....

[Auto Donk]

Then it looks even stupider that u took them up an elevator to hang them in ur so called pad. Post ur 50 or 60 hooches next to those antlers so we can believe ya. I can hear ya now. "ladies i snuck in the woods and eyed up those beauties and blasted them to pieces"

you got the meter runnin' on the hooches? as promised, here's a lil taste of what Htown has to offer... actually she came up from Tiki Island (down near Galveston) for a "Day with Donk"...... the roof top pool at the Bayou Lofts never had such pretty scenery as this:

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enjoy, gents........

ps.... she said the rustic look of my loft, heads and all, was awesome.... or maybe she was just being nice so I'd give her a third go-round that afternoon......

[jjgold]

Mayan always wants to start trouble

He has been known to want to fight

He is from the hood, angry type

[mpaschal34]

the uber-materialistic people either moved to the southlake area if they had families or to the uptown/m-street areas if they were single or had no kids. las colinas has pretty much been taken over by the indians (not the injun type). my local movie theatre always 3/4 bollywood flicks going at anytime. i won't complain because 95% percent of the indian culture is good people. they mind their own business and are hard working people. not sure how many other races you can say the same for.

[Auto Donk]

the uber-materialistic people either moved to the southlake area if they had families or to the uptown/m-street areas if they were single or had no kids. las colinas has pretty much been taken over by the indians (not the injun type). my local movie theatre always 3/4 bollywood flicks going at anytime. i won't complain because 95% percent of the indian culture is good people. they mind their own business and are hard working people. not sure how many other races you can say the same for.

shows how outta the loop i get when i don't visit that area.... last time i took depositions in las colinas (late 1990's), all the women were dressed to the nines with huge blonde hair and ample fake racks...... so now the whole area smells like curry??? damn.......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donk, good stuff!

[Auto Donk]

Donk, good stuff!

we're just gettin' started...... tomorrow's edition will contain a few "hooches" that double-teamed me -- and had a helluva time doin' each other as well, for that matter -- on my birthday back in 2006..... (and although they will generally be r rated, being the betpoint whore that i am, i could probably send a few xxx from that night for the right price via pm....... lol!)

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

you got the meter runnin' on the hooches? as promised, here's a lil taste of what Htown has to offer... actually she came up from Tiki Island (down near Galveston) for a "Day with Donk"...... the roof top pool at the Bayou Lofts never had such pretty scenery as this:

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enjoy, gents........

ps.... she said the rustic look of my loft, heads and all, was awesome.... or maybe she was just being nice so I'd give her a third go-round that afternoon......

[greenhippo]

Sharp thread.

[jjgold]

Many think King Mayan the toughest guy on sbr????

Auto stay away from him as I do not want you to get hurt