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    Veteran SBR poster BOBBYFK getting MARRIED this weekend. Boys: TALK HIM OUT OF IT!

    Big step in life for young Mr. Sandals. This will end up being one of his biggest regrets. For everyone that marries a good girl (like BIGDAY), there's 1000 guys who marry miserable bitches. I've met many posters and their wives so you guys know I'm right. Just because you married guys are miserable, doesn't mean you should sit back and watch a young man ruin his life this weekend.

    Bobby, if you read this, it's not too late.

    Back out. NOW.

    IN RONALD WE TRUST

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    LOL

    Ronnie, poster JJGOLD and poster FISHHEAD are invited!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    LOL

    Ronnie, poster JJGOLD and poster FISHHEAD are invited!
    If true, they have a duty as humans to at least attempt to talk this kid out of it.

    Brock: you should call Bobby and at least spend 5mins talking to him on the phone. Explain to him that he's making a mistake.

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    I'm married and my wife in fantastic.

    with that being said, if we got divorced or something happened to her. I would NEVER get married again. I know there is no chance I'd get an awesome wife two times. I'd probably get stuck with some bitchy, naggy, oyster like most of friends are married to. or get a hold of some gold digging she devil that I already have to beat off numerous times a day.

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    If he is happy you do not get involved in personal lives
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    Ronald why aren't u going to wedding? And would u go stag or bring ur man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If he is happy you do not get involved in personal lives
    This

    And BTW, I've been in their lives for years now, if they have come this far, they will be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Ronald why aren't u going to wedding? And would u go stag or bring ur man?
    Did not get invite.

    I'd go alone. My partner has fear of flying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Did not get invite.

    I'd go alone. My partner has fear of flying.
    U could always crash it

    And just slip ur partner a Mickey to put him at ease.

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    Congrats Bobby, you deserve it bud. Thanks for all your hard work at SBR.

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    Must be a high end affair. Groom wearing sweatsuit tux and Velcro shoes. Food provided by whatever freebies FH gets from casino mailers and an obnoxious bald prick screaming into a cell phone.
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    I've been married eight years and couldn't be happier.

    All the guys I grew up with have been married longer and not a single one is divorced.

    Maybe I live in a parallel universe
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    I've been married eight years and couldn't be happier.

    All the guys I grew up with have been married longer and not a single one is divorced.

    Maybe I live in a parallel universe
    One of the lucky ones.

    Not saying that it never works.

    But getting married is the equivalent of betting -130 when the line closes at -110. You might still win the bet but it's -EV.

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    All the best to Bobby.

    Boys let's face it you have to have your chit together to a certain extent to even have a wedding with a decent ceremony

    Bobby's come a long way over the years. Good for you chief but you do owe us a family video sampling the newest varieties of candy at the dollar store.

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    Did not think most posters were marriage material.

    Bobby one of the good ones I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    One of the lucky ones.

    Not saying that it never works.

    But getting married is the equivalent of betting -130 when the line closes at -110. You might still win the bet but it's -EV.
    True, and I got married in my late 20's, which I think helps.

    Who knows, everyone is different; it all depends on how the other half handles shit when it goes wrong.

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    Maybe Bobbyfk is going to take out a huge life insurance policy on that behemoth. Won't be long before Bobby will be cashing in big--pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Book Crook View Post
    I'm married and my wife in fantastic.

    with that being said, if we got divorced or something happened to her. I would NEVER get married again. I know there is no chance I'd get an awesome wife two times. I'd probably get stuck with some bitchy, naggy, oyster like most of friends are married to. or get a hold of some gold digging she devil that I already have to beat off numerous times a day.
    flawless Booker

    Bobby you deserve the best pal

    congratulations

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    Bobby is a good man!!

    Best of luck

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    I tried but he is too stubborn and thinks he cant do any better than a 500 lb whale

    There are plenty of fish in the sea

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    Smoke he knows how a lot of guys think here

    but it's over not going to change his mind now

    how many kids you think they will have Smokey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Smoke he knows how a lot of guys think here

    but it's over not going to change his mind now

    how many kids you think they will have Smokey?
    I think bobby will rubber up everytime. I dont think bobby wants kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I think bobby will rubber up everytime. I dont think bobby wants kids.
    too late

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    True, and I got married in my late 20's, which I think helps.


    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Who knows, everyone is different; it all depends on how the other half handles shit when it goes wrong.
    Yep

    Studies have shown the single biggest predictor of marriage success is how couples deal with: CONFLICT RESOLUTION

    p.s. -- unless someone knows this woman Bobby is marrying to be a conniving, 'evil' human being... it's in poor taste to comment about her looks, life situation, etc and you should simply wish Bobby well (or remain silent).

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post




    Yep

    Studies have shown the single biggest predictor of marriage success is how couples deal with: CONFLICT RESOLUTION

    p.s. -- unless someone knows this woman Bobby is marrying to be a conniving, 'evil' human being... it's in poor taste to comment about her looks, life situation, etc and you should simply wish Bobby well (or remain silent).
    One only needed to watch the engagement video to see that this is not something good........

    The video was mysteriously deleted a few weeks ago.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    One only needed to watch the engagement video to see that this is not something good........

    The video was mysteriously deleted a few weeks ago.........
    You're making judgments from your own perspective; your perspective is not Bobby's.

    Doesn't make you right and him wrong -- it's HIS life... his perspective trumps all here.

    Do you really think a thread on SBR is going to change his mind? Of course not.

    So, because we know for a fact he's getting married, just be classy about his big day and wish him well.

    (and the video was no doubt taken down b/c he got sick of knuckleheads commenting pejoratively on HIS life)
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    Will we have a live feed to watch the ceremony???

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    Congrats Bobby!

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    80% of posters in this thread never touched a woman and we are giving advice to Bobby about Marriage??

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    Bobby's getting a complete package: 250+ pound 45 year old bride with 2 mulatto kids! What a guy!!!

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    Will be a long HAPPY marriage... In bobby's old age those step-kids will take good care of him - they love bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Bobby's getting a complete package: 250+ pound 45 year old bride with 2 mulatto kids! What a guy!!!
    I believe there are THREE kids, but I could be wrong.

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    Ronald, are you counting the ex that still lives with them? I suppose that would make 4, as Bobby supports them and the fiance refuses to send him packing.

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    congrats bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post

    ...the fiance refuses to send him (the ex) packing.

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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