1. 12-07-14 09:30 AM #1
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    Any lawyers out here?

    I have a legal question I'm dealing with. Do any states allow a person to have sex with a chicken? Or any live stick for that matter. And before anyone asks, Yes it's consensual . The chicken likes me to.
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  2. 12-07-14 09:31 AM #2
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    I'm pretty sure Arkansas allows it
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  3. 12-07-14 09:33 AM #3
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    Hmmm, but if I uproot and take the chicken down south won't she be required to lose some teeth just to fit in?
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  4. 12-07-14 09:34 AM #4
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    Pics of chicken or it never happened
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  5. 12-07-14 09:34 AM #5
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    just wait until Donker sees this thread
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  6. 12-07-14 09:37 AM #6
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    🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

    Well these are her sisters. She looks like them, but she's different. For the first time in my life I know what love is 😊
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  7. 12-07-14 09:40 AM #7
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    Be careful Bg, you know chickens have peckers.
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  8. 12-07-14 09:47 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by burrissa View Post
    Be careful Bg, you know chickens have peckers.
    That's Fowl Burrissa!!!!! I'm no bi chicken lover, u Bastard!!!!

    Ohhhhh, mean their beaks . Oh ok yes, she has a nice pecker.
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  9. 12-07-14 09:48 AM #9
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    Smoke is an attorney i think
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  10. 12-07-14 09:49 AM #10
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    Deuce is in Law School
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  11. 12-07-14 09:50 AM #11
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    Only a FUKED up individual would think of this....FUKING clowns on here
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  12. 12-07-14 09:52 AM #12
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    Filmore is a lawyer

    Where is he??
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  13. 12-07-14 09:54 AM #13
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    Like donker, I watched a lot of MATLOCK so that (somehow) qualifies me to answer:

    *Perfectly Legal*

    However, if you decide at anytime to choke it as well, you better have a notarized Ophthalmologist's note filed @ Paul Reubens's offices.
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  14. 12-07-14 11:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer62 View Post
    Only a FUKED up individual would think of this....FUKING clowns on here
    Relax pal, I said it was consensual. Jealous?
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  15. 12-07-14 11:05 AM #15
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  16. 12-07-14 11:09 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Relax pal, I said it was consensual. Jealous?
    Ron Jeremy now desperately wants to join SBR and give Bostongambler 69pts for this post
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  17. 12-07-14 11:12 AM #17
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    She's hot!!!! Good thing my Chicken trim can't read or I would be in trouble.
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  18. 12-07-14 11:25 AM #18
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    I once saw a dog raping a duck. It was not consensual.
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  19. 12-07-14 11:58 AM #19
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    I bet the Duck was asking for it.
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  20. 12-07-14 12:01 PM #20
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    Tracer is a jailhouse lawyer. If said chicken was an inmate, I could help.
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  21. 12-07-14 12:09 PM #21
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    just start a religion "chicken humpers for Satan" and claim religious freedom
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  22. 12-07-14 12:15 PM #22
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    Just spoke with Donker on another issue. Said he's currently researching statutes in all 52 states
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  23. 12-07-14 01:02 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Tracer is a jailhouse lawyer. If said chicken was an inmate, I could help.
    Yes, she is in the pen.
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  24. 12-07-14 01:07 PM #24
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    I hear chickens like cokk
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  25. 12-07-14 02:17 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I bet the Duck was asking for it.
    Just because she didn't explicitly say "NO" doesn't mean she wanted it to happen
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  26. 12-07-14 02:18 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Just because she didn't explicitly say "NO" doesn't mean she wanted it to happen
    I know the type. Flaunting her feathers, bragging about her egg production.
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    It looked very much like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I know the type. Flaunting her feathers, bragging about her egg production.
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  29. 12-07-14 02:37 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post

    It looked very much like that.
    Can't really blame Snoopy there. That's one good looking duck.
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  30. 12-07-14 02:48 PM #30
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  31. 12-08-14 10:55 AM #31
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  32. 12-08-14 11:18 AM #32
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    fresno allows goat fukkin so I don't see why chickens would be an issue.... hit up killer demo for info
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I have a legal question I'm dealing with. Do any states allow a person to have sex with a chicken? Or any live stick for that matter. And before anyone asks, Yes it's consensual . The chicken likes me to.
    head south of the mason dixon, and ur good..... and, nice thing is, the chicken can bring her (or his, as you didn't specify the sex) friend, and you can make it a threesome without any fear of prosecution..... hell, you can throw in your sister too way down south.....
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  34. 12-08-14 03:01 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Uh..... Ron Jeremy is already a member of SBR.... his face is all over his avatar; i.e., that bad - ass Downy Bottle.......
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  35. 12-08-14 04:39 PM #35
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    roosters don't have dks.
    this is beyond disgusting shame.

    Man accused of bestiality had animal porn, ‘ritual room’
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