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    What Do You Do On Christmas Day?

    Gamble?

    Family time?

    Church?

    Eat?

    Nothing?

    Presents?


    What is Christmas like in your home?

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    small family

    only day of year I make an appearance

    no presents..everyone broke

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    Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Kids open presents, late lunch settle in for nba games
    NBA games on NBC back in the 90's were cool.

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    I dis owned my boy
    divorced

    still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip

    xmas not about gifts unless you have children

    God Bless all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Gamble?

    Family time?

    Church?

    Eat?

    Nothing?

    Presents?


    What is Christmas like in your home?
    Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
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    if you don't have any presents to open on Xmas more than likely your family are a bunch of jews

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I dis owned my boy
    divorced

    still have small family will visit..they might pay for my trip

    xmas not about gifts unless you have children

    God Bless all
    God bless you Corbin

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.
    I actually feel pretty great

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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    Right after opening presents with my family, go to SBR, read one of the many shallow Seaweed threads not in any way related to gambling and feel incredibly great about myself and wonder how worthless you must feel stealing oxygen every second of your existence.

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    We get all the Xmas day nba games here on the uk think there's 5 this yr ,

    Xmas presents really for kids not us grown ups generally a normal day

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    Deposit the fake $200 gifted by my fake grandmother so I can reload my fake account in order to make more fake bets. Then pray to my fake god for some fake winners. Merry Xmas.

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    wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

    roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
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    Give a thanks to GOD and Lord Jesus Christ for great year - small family , food and BUDWIESER - no betting [ RR ] - day off from action !!
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    Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!

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    First thing is wake up to see if presents are under tree

    Then i check to see if santa ate the milk and cookies i left him

    Every year santa eats all the cookies

    He really likes them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Jerry View Post
    Big Bear - Thank u for points and for nomination !! Thanks again !!
    Hey!!!! WTF!!!! Where are my points????

    Oh crap! I forgot to mention God or Jesus..... Does it count if my wife yells out "OH GOD!!!" repeatedly on x-mas day while we're gettin' our groove on? Or that I say "Jesus!!!" everytime the Rockets turn the ball over during the game, or when the shitty ref blows a call????

    for the record, we covered Christmas Mass at midnight the night before......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

    roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
    Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife

    More details man

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    go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hey can you tell us more man..I got fukkin hard when you were talking about your wife

    More details man
    he forgot to mention the wife is 400 lbs

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    120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    120-125lbs at any given time......... usually drops a few more right before summer to really turn the heads....
    Pics or GTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Pics or GTFO
    fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........
    Thx fukkhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wake up early, roll over and nestle into my wife's beautiful double d's (all natural), light foreplay, maybe a little early morning snack on some slightly-whiskered biscuit, couple hits of cinnamon ring, knock one out and hopefully not wake up the boys...... (they're teens, and will not be wakin' early for presents.....)

    roll outta bed, shower, dress, get the boys up, throw some gifts around to each other. Lovely wife usually makes a bad ass ham, numerous awesome side dishes; call family and trade x-mas well-wishes, have lunch, catch the Rockets if they're playing, if not, head out around three to hopefully cap a 'late rut' buck on a little property we hunt nearby. oh yah, and drink from about ten a.m. til leaving to hunt (bloody Mary's for me, mimosas for the little lady, Cakebread chardonnay with lunch). A high-ball roady -- bourbon, fresh squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice with heavy pulp, and seven-up mixed in equal proportions) for the hunt; return, (hang and skin buck if I got one, start heavy celebration drinking -- about a half dozen or so more B&G highballs if so), if no buck on the ground, chill and maybe knock another one out late night........
    My GF has natural E's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    fckhead, I just gave you a site where u can go see both of us.... sitting on my couch on a typical sunday watching nascar.......... and unlike you, Tony, I did get my beautymark eating pussy........

    Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.

    So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Auto, a lot of guys here haven't sniffed a biscuit in a few years.

    So when someone mentions a hot g/f or wife they get jealous and very skeptical that there are men out there that get it in good on a regular basis.
    yah, I sense that.....

    one of the biggest drawbacks to running deep in trnies in June at the Rio is poker pros/casino idiots hitting on her while i'm stuck down in the amazon room with a bunch of math wiz's..... best story is from back in 2009, when phil ivey about killed himself trying to get her attention.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballerholic View Post
    My GF has natural E's
    yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......

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    This thread has turned so sexual.

    love it!

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    Diggles stand down

    not that kind of party skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah, but she's got really bad "ink" on them.... looks like a bad prison tat.... takes away the ambiance of a good rack......
    Haha

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    Ill normally watch Christmas Story after finishing with presents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    go to pureplay.com, find autodonk69, check out my avatar.... it's a photo of her sitting in my lap........ you'll probably blow your load at the mere sight of her ample cleavage in the photo........
    Can't find you

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    I would love to slap my boy around and videotape it for you guys

    He's a 20 something-year-old punk

    Smokes pot all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Diggles stand down

    not that kind of party skin
    Manny, I did not start it, holmes.

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