1. 12-01-14 02:50 AM #1
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    What Weapon Do You Keep In Your Room For Protection?

    And where do you keep it?


    I have a hammer under my mattress just incase
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  2. 12-01-14 03:03 AM #2
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    be careful with hammers Seaweed.

    nailed my thumb with a hammer the other night and took a pic of the swelling
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  3. 12-01-14 03:11 AM #3
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    That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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  4. 12-01-14 04:48 AM #4
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    Seaweed you scared a female might enter your bedroom and take advantage of you
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  5. 12-01-14 08:08 AM #5
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    baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.

    this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......

    I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........

    but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
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  6. 12-01-14 08:17 AM #6
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    I'm pretty sure this is what seaweed was referring to when he spoke of keeping a hammer under his mattress.....

    http://www.toymakerproject.com/hammer/

    Originally, I thought the following was definitely more up Seaweed's alley -- "back alley" to be exact -- but then I realized it probably doesn't fit under his mattress:

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/the-hammer.htm
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  7. 12-01-14 09:07 AM #7
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  9. 12-01-14 11:24 AM #9
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    in bedroom ?

    sword and machete.
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  10. 12-01-14 12:41 PM #10
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    12 Gauge SP with 2 slugs followed by a buckshot round in case I need to spray a second intruder as he runs out the door after seeing his homie get dropped in the doorway.
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  11. 12-01-14 10:43 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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  12. 12-01-14 11:27 PM #12
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    Aluminum slingshot "catapull" is my weapon of choice. Nothing beats 120 MPH rock silently smashing into intruders skull.
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  14. 12-02-14 01:19 AM #14
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  15. 12-02-14 02:46 AM #15
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    Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

    Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
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  16. 12-02-14 10:25 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

    Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
    can u send my you're home address please, I prefer invading easy targets, less chance of gettin shot......
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  17. 12-02-14 10:27 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    you're letting them off easy........... LUBRICATED???? FCK THAT, I prefer ass-fcking unwanted invaders with UNLUBRICATED magnums......
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  18. 12-11-14 04:55 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.

    this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......

    I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........

    but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
    interesting... i got a AR15 tucked under the bed and baseball bat incase i run out of bullets
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  19. 12-11-14 04:57 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

    Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
    get yourself a German Shepherd those armes thugs wont stand a chance
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  20. 12-11-14 04:58 PM #20
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    Shepherds are unique and they wont give away their position to an intruder

    they have the wait and see approach...

    let u get real close before going for your juggular
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  21. 12-11-14 05:27 PM #21
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  22. 12-11-14 05:57 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post


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  23. 12-11-14 06:09 PM #23
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  24. 12-11-14 07:18 PM #24
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    They were saying on TV the other day about using wasp and hornet spray for home defense for people who
    don't have guns, have small kids or don't want to hurt the poor intruder.

    The spray shoots 20 ft. Aim for the eyes. It will blind them and they will have to go to the hospital to get an antidote.

    I have a hard plastic shovel handle by the bed, the next room over, has all the guns, oh and a dog.
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    A phone, two dogs and my wife as a shield if anyone starts shooting
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