1. #1
    Pareto
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    Just had a 20 min chat with SBR

    SBR Genie has joined the chat.
    SBR Genie (11:28:56) : Hi, thanks for writing, how can I help you today?
    Pareto (11:29:03) : I bet 500 points on Bellew to win against Cleverly last saturday. The bet is still not graded. Could you please grade it

    SBR Genie (11:29:42) : Can I ask for the link of your contest? thanks.
    SBR Genie (11:29:56) : Also for your account name.
    Pareto (11:30:00) : its in the SBR sportsbook

    Pareto (11:30:06) : Ticket#:2687239

    Pareto (11:30:14) : And my acc name is Pareto

    Pareto (11:38:28) : Whats going on?

    SBR Genie (11:39:24) : For a moment, someone is checking on it.
    Pareto (11:39:30) : allright

    Pareto (11:46:31) : So.....how about the weather? Its getting cold outside.

    SBR Genie (11:48:55) : It's graded as a win now.
    SBR Genie (11:49:05) : Is there anything else I can help you with today?
    Pareto (11:49:11) : Perfect. Thank you for your help.

    Pareto (11:49:14) : Bye

    SBR Genie (11:49:22) : Your welcome=)
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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    She never told you what the weather was like.

    What a snob.

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    zizoudane10
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    TheMoneyShot
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    one long a$$ chat. 20 mins?

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Can we get on these chats to flirt and possible chat sex?

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    Chi_archie
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    Awesome

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    No pictures?

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    The Kraken
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    Google translate was down

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    laclippers504
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    $$$

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    jjgold
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    the girls at sbr chat are hot

    I advise all to chat with them

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    *you're welcome.

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    Still funny

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    Swinging Johnson
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    Im lonely and have no SBR bets. How can I strike up a convo?

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    CountNo_Account
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Im lonely and have no SBR bets. How can I strike up a convo?
    Bet something in the casino. When you lose complain that it is fixed...

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    konck
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    Guys I have been chat banned in poker for around 2 years now.
    I had a nice chat with PokerDoug it went well.
    I think I should get my poker chat back you guys decide.....

    SBR Doug has joined the chat.
    SBR Dougie (11:28:56) : Hi Kock you fuk
    Konck (11:29:03) : Well hello Douglas how are you today?

    SBR Dougieboy (11:29:42) : What da fuk do you want
    SBR Dougdonger (11:29:56) : Make it quick Idiot my time is money
    Konck (11:30:00) : Well Douglas thanks for chatting hope your day is good I was wondering about my poker chat?
    Konck (11:30:06) : Seems I lost it about 2 years ago after I got way lucky and beat SBR LOU in poker at the bash (about 6 times)He is a splendid fellow and a very good sport so whats the problem
    Konck (11:30:14) : And my acc name is Konck not that nasty work you wrote

    Konck (11:38:28) : Douglas ...are you having lunch I will glady wait forever for an answer

    SBR Dougienoballs (11:39:24) : Shut the fuk up im eating
    Konck (11:39:30) : allright seems fair take your time sir
    Konck (11:46:31) : So almost done
    SBR Dougless (11:48:55) : We checked not bad but I cant help you Im weak and have to listen to others.
    SBR Dougmister (11:49:05) : Is there anything else I can help you with today you kock.
    Konck (11:49:11) : No sir thank you for your effort ...great try happy holidays to you and yours sir

    Konck (11:49:14) : And f course have a great day!

    SBR Dougied (11:49:22) : See ya no chat loser hahhahahahhaha

    I think the chat went fairly well I opened the door to future tries for my chat being return I think

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Guys I have been chat banned in poker for around 2 years now.
    I had a nice chat with PokerDoug it went well.
    I think I should get my poker chat back you guys decide.....

    SBR Doug has joined the chat.
    SBR Dougie (11:28:56) : Hi Kock you fuk
    Konck (11:29:03) : Well hello Douglas how are you today?

    SBR Dougieboy (11:29:42) : What da fuk do you want
    SBR Dougdonger (11:29:56) : Make it quick Idiot my time is money
    Konck (11:30:00) : Well Douglas thanks for chatting hope your day is good I was wondering about my poker chat?
    Konck (11:30:06) : Seems I lost it about 2 years ago after I got way lucky and beat SBR LOU in poker at the bash (about 6 times)He is a splendid fellow and a very good sport so whats the problem
    Konck (11:30:14) : And my acc name is Konck not that nasty work you wrote

    Konck (11:38:28) : Douglas ...are you having lunch I will glady wait forever for an answer

    SBR Dougienoballs (11:39:24) : Shut the fuk up im eating
    Konck (11:39:30) : allright seems fair take your time sir
    Konck (11:46:31) : So almost done
    SBR Dougless (11:48:55) : We checked not bad but I cant help you Im weak and have to listen to others.
    SBR Dougmister (11:49:05) : Is there anything else I can help you with today you kock.
    Konck (11:49:11) : No sir thank you for your effort ...great try happy holidays to you and yours sir

    Konck (11:49:14) : And f course have a great day!

    SBR Dougied (11:49:22) : See ya no chat loser hahhahahahhaha

    I think the chat went fairly well I opened the door to future tries for my chat being return I think

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    bobbywaves
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    SBR finally graded your 70pt bet, congrats.

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    Pareto
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    SBR finally graded your 70pt bet, congrats.
    When I at first read your post I thought you were being patronising, deliberately lowering my stakes to 70pt instead of the 500pt, as to signal that betting these small amounts was beneath you.

    Then I saw your badges and realized that you spend a couple of hours every day playing poker trying to win a few hundred poker points.

    So I assume your 70pt comment was just because of poor reading comprehension. It was a 500pt bet. And it was the limit.

    But thank you for your input.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pareto View Post
    When I at first read your post I thought you were being patronising


    But thank you for your input.
    You're welcome.

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    Pareto
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post




    You're welcome.
    But then I must ask for more input please.

    How can a guy who spends so much time playing penny poker be patronising towards someone who made a max limit bet?

    In fact how can you be patronising towards anyone without looking like a complete fool?

    Please elaborate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pareto View Post
    But then I must ask for more input please.

    How can a guy who spends so much time playing penny poker be patronising towards someone who made a max limit bet?

    In fact how can you be patronising towards anyone without looking like a complete fool?

    Please elaborate.
    Sure, allow me to elaborate. You're down approx 6k in the sportsbook lifetime & I'm up approx 16k lifetime, while you've been here 1 year longer.

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    It's a good day if you don't get transferred to uncle Tony

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    Pareto
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Sure, allow me to elaborate. You're down approx 6k in the sportsbook lifetime & I'm up approx 16k lifetime, while you've been here 1 year longer.
    Your original argument was not about winning or losing but about betsize, so how is this relevant?

    I hardly ever place bets in the SBR sportsbook, so the sample size is extremely small. So if according to your logic you are a much better gambler than me ( even though thats irrelevant), that must also mean im a much better NFL capper than you because I am rank 1 in BTP and you are rank 173.

    Or can you see how your logic is flawed?

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    bobbywaves
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    The 70pt bet comment was rationalized by your 150ish balance at the time.

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    downsouth
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    Bobby you look silly in this one. Balances aside the amount of time you have spent over the years to accumulate 40k points or whatever leaves you earning at a rate of approximately $2-per hour every weekday for two straight years. Arguing your ability as an earner for pennies makes you look as sillier than the op you are trying to insult

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