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    That to

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    Tell them you're bostongambler from SBR
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    In my state, walk right on with no second thought. Crazy gun control state... may take a detour. Gotta trust the gut.

    Isn't this a gambling site...where odds are of the up most importance? Have you seen crime rates for young black males in America? Call everyone racist if you want, but why risk the odds.

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    Great topic, Seaweed.

    These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

    The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

    I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Great topic, Seaweed.

    These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

    The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

    I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.

    The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishstuey View Post
    The brothers prefer Popeyes to kfc. Other than that, great post.
    Actually the brothers prefer church's chicken over both popeyes and kfc

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    Sorry, the brothers in my area. No church's in these parts. I smell a business opportunity.

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    Good information, guys.

    I didn't know KFC was so low on their list.

    Learning this stuff could be the difference between life and death.

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    Kfc is the white mans chicken place

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    I never had a problem with any black man for the fact there is no other race on Earth that can sense coolness as easily as a black man..

    If you are not real, you are going to get beat,simple as that

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    if you are not real, you deserve whatever comes your way...
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    how do I figure out if I am real

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    how do I figure out if I am real
    Real recognize real, motherfukker.

    And you ain't real.

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    I am white and have always been a firm believer in the Church's>Popeyes>KFC Hierarchy.

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    look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by

    any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em

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    churchs is for people without taste.... mutant chicken whats next pioneer chicken.... pioneer is still around if you can believe that. chick fil A is actually the official black chicken spot but if I have to pick one of the chicken spots popeyes... col sanders gives me the creeps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

    Be honest.
    you want to keep walking buddy ....that little voice inside that tells you it probably isn't a good idea to say something is trying to save you from a possible ass whipping in front of your girl or worse. That voice is part of your common sense .... not a lot of people listening to their common sense these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    look em straight in eye as I approach, nod my head to acknowledge them, walk right by

    any of em make a move, i beat the shit outta all three of em
    Eye contact is the key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

    Be honest.
    Seaweed, the first thing YOU need to do, is quickly pull out an ice cream scoop out of your pocket, unzip your pants and then furiously start shoveling away all that shit that got piled up in your trousers, homie

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Eye contact is the key.
    confident eye contact.... scared eyecontact probably gets a few words thrown your way.....

    slight nod to acknowledge a brutha never hurts......

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    Lmao !! But yea church's the best

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    This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    This was an actual scenario that happened to seaweed besides the wife/GF part. It was actually weeder and homo ranger out for a stroll when they got jumped. Rangers didn't have his FBI hat that he had bought at the gift shop so they both just ran away like schoolgirls
    true story too

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Great topic, Seaweed.

    These are the kind of discussions that need to keep us safe out there in the world today.

    The first thing I'm doing is grabbing my wife and using her as a human shield. If they are armed with weapons, she is going to be the first casualty. It's important that I'm protected at all times. As I'm holding her tightly, and looking over her shoulder, I'm slowly backing away from the three dark men. The entire time I'm whispering softly in my wife's ear "we've had a great time together, but if this is your time, please know that you have meant everything to me, and I will spend your life insurance policy only on NFL locks provided by Seaweed. This will help our kids college future, baby."

    I will then toss her to the ground, yelling outloud that she is unarmed and has KFC coupons in her purse. This this will give me the time to make a mad dash for the car.
    Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
    sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    sure as fukk acts like one. D2D spot on here
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Wife? I always assumed you were a chick.
    Button up your shirt and settle down, Donut man.

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    Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.

    First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.

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    always remember... when dealing with an animal that is trained to sense fear...... show none.........

    the video below shows what can happen when a white man shows fear to the people seaweed spoke of......

    the video depicts a car, driven by a white man, who was hailed over to the curb by some undesirables.... he showed fear, and this unfolded:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-23-14 at 12:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Knowing I have a .380 in my front jeans pocket with a round chambered, I would continue walking and do the nod as we passed.

    First sign of trouble and the .380 comes out to a low ready position.
    This is why nobody fukks with anyone, at least where I am. We all assume everyone else is armed. My edc is a .40 sub compact(g27) iwb, ranger T-series 165gr...

    I would walk on by...do the nod...once they recognize the real, they wont want anything that might be coming out of my trousers...

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    The Giant is no chick.

    They dont call him black mamba for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If your playing law of averages at least in USA go another way unless you have a gun so if they try and mug you ..blow all 3 fukkin heads off and be a fukkin hero
    WOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    What about if its 3 drunk white dudes?
    Tell them there are three black dudes on back the path talking sh!t about three drunk honkeys further up the path

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You and your wife/girlfriend are walking on the only walking path through the park at around 9:00pm in the winter. Around the path is 3cm of snow. Ahead about 50 metres you notice 3 African Americans, skinny built, around 17-19 years old all wearing hoodies and looking at you two. Nobody else appears to be in the park. Do you continue walking and pass them? Or do you resort to another route infront of your wife/girlfriend?

    Be honest.
    Are they still called African Americans in Canada?

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    I would run not walk right up to them . I would start hugging them followed by asking them what their favorite Ballroom Dancing Movie was.

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