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    Use an odds converter guys. Ask yourself the question... "Will the Rockets win this game more than 81.82% of the time?" If the answer is yes, make a wager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

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    Going to have a thread for Vegas wagers only keeping you guys updated on my bankroll

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    Just play cashmoneyholla's hockey pics. The guy is up 17+ units already.

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    My gambling has turned around considerably since girlfriend left me.

    I have a decent chance of sleeping with a 19 year old chick this week.

    Tis the season of opportunity men.

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    Effin hilarious

    C'mon JJ...just try air betting like these guys and you can never lose!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    My gambling has turned around considerably since girlfriend left me.

    I have a decent chance of sleeping with a 19 year old chick this week.

    Tis the season of opportunity men.

    I wish I didn't see this at 1 in the morning ... Gonna be at least 4 AM before I can pass out now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I wish I didn't see this at 1 in the morning ... Gonna be at least 4 AM before I can pass out now.
    Parlayin. I am sorry. I should have thought about this.

    If it makes you feel any better, she has a boyfriend / in as dumb as a door knob.

    I may get a small time TV appearance discussing pocket squares and cufflinks through her though

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I may get a small time TV appearance discussing pocket squares and cufflinks through her though
    Sounds promising

    Don't sweat it, Mo. It's my fault for being such a worthless pussy and wasting my life.

    Hope you find a way hit that shit on numerous occasions, Mo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Sounds promising

    Don't sweat it, Mo. It's my fault for being such a worthless pussy and wasting my life.

    Hope you find a way hit that shit on numerous occasions, Mo.
    Parlayin, you are not a worthless pussy damn it. You are too intelligent. You are an SBR staple.

    You are in a rut.

    Lesser men than you can get laid

    Someone will show you the way. I will be in Htown soon.

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    Another cry for help. What do u need pal a dime or two to get back on ur feet?

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    A girl will always boost your spirits if you could get laid

    I think guys like parlay, and me we have no hope therefore were always downers

    Parlay have never tried to pay for a woman??

    I've had issues with that but at least I can get them to my pad and we talk

    I'm proud of guys here because very very few ever take a break

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    jj, when do you leave for Vegas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    jj, when do you leave for Vegas?
    It's a RV, home on wheels

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    Coach, it's hard to run out of money when you go 29-10 +27.45u in posted MLB & NHL plays in October.

    Pick winnerz = No Problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Coach, it's hard to run out of money when you go 29-10 +27.45u in posted MLB & NHL plays in October.

    Pick winnerz = No Problems
    Nino puttin in work

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    El Nino on a heater

    I will never forget when smokey and he and I were flexing our muscles and we had a contest who had most cash....we both went live on web cam. I had $81 and he had $102. The kid won the bet.
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    Nino knows how to pound winners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Nino puttin in work
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    El Nino on a heater

    I will never forget when smokey and he and I were flexing our muscles and we had a contest who had most cash....we both went live on web cam. I had $81 and he had $102. The kid won the bet.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Nino knows how to pound winners.
    Special shout out to BIGDAY for not putting the mush on...yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Special shout out to BIGDAY for not putting the mush on...yet.
    And a big hello to his sister!!

    (I'm no fool, pal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    My gambling has turned around considerably since girlfriend left me.

    I have a decent chance of sleeping with a 19 year old chick this week.

    Tis the season of opportunity men.
    post a pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    And a big hello to his sister!!

    (I'm no fool, pal)

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    Where do you guys get your cash from?

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    panhandling. business is booming

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Where do you guys get your cash from?
    I have a salaried job and only gamble disposable play money. Don't most people here, who at least bet real money, do the same thing?

    If you are gambling money that can be spent paying bills then don't gamble.

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    plaza many here play with family money..what fukkin balls

    i have no kids or wide so only hurting myself

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    Wait... big day married his sister??? I guess I see the resemblance now..

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    I told u gold. Call me. Be the truck guy. $15 an hr. That's $600 a week for gambling. Driving around getting coffee and supplies

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I like that afghan throw on the back of your chair, JJ.

    That looks familiar....
    Most guys here don't have a clue what an afghan is. Their grandmas are in their 40's and 50's.

    That's what I got as a birthday present every year from my grandma, afghan or quilt. At the time I took them for granted. Wish I still had them all.

    Funny you mention it, it was the first thing I noticed. Well, that and JJ is packing on the weight since he's released from prison. Anyways, looks like a perfect fall blanket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Most guys here don't have a clue what an afghan is. Their grandmas are in their 40's and 50's, couldn't knit or see with a manual.

    I remember that's what I got as birthday presents every year from my grandma. At the time I took them for granted. Wish I still had them all.

    Funny you mention it, it was the first thing I noticed. Well, that and JJ is packing on the weight since he's released from prison. Anyways, looks like a perfect fall blanket!
    my granny who's 86 still does it...I got a big collection of her work (afghans, shirts, socks, napkins...etc) in my closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    my granny who's 86 still does it...I got a big collection of her work (afghans, shirts, socks, napkins...etc) in my closet
    I hope you hang on to it as long as you can. Grandmas blankets just seem so much warmer and softer. Never realized it until I only had a few left.

    Let granny rocket know I'll pony up good money for some of her work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    post a pic
    Bear I do not do online dating. I do not have any pictures. I met her in person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I hope you hang on to it as long as you can. Grandmas blankets just seem so much warmer and softer. Never realized it until I only had a few left.

    Let granny rocket know I'll pony up good money for some of her work
    she doesn't do it for the money Kraker - she's well taken care of...but I'll tell her you said Hello
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    post a pic

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