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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    I really wanna know what is written over her bed now
    "Laughter sparkles like sunshine"
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    Best one yet IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    she's a quarter pounder away from completely blowing up, get in and get out
    This.

    She does look young, not sure where you guys are getting 29-30 from. Her room looks like any young girl's dorm room. Hit it quick because she will not stay thin for long. Thick arms, huge , when that metabolism slows down she will be hugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    she's a quarter pounder away from completely blowing up, get in and get out


    To be honest besides the big cans, i wasnt even sure if it was the same girl in both pics. The first set she has the ink on her side and no nose ring, and her face isnt very chubby. I also think her boobs clearly look fake in those.

    The 2nd set she has no ink, but does have a nose ring and a puffy face. Her boobs look more natural in those. Hard to tell how old the 2nd set is from (which is clearly the younger girl - due to no ink).
    Last edited by Plaza23; 08-18-14 at 07:24 PM.

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    Park ?? As in trailer park ??

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    I bet those puppies are natural...no work done guaranteed!!

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    No one noticed the play toys on the dresser?

    Get 'er money, she needs pounded. I'm sure quite a few guys in here will help you out if you need help.

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    Come on. Each and every one of us would pound that and go back for seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post


    No one noticed the play toys on the dresser?

    Get 'er money, she needs pounded. I'm sure quite a few guys in here will help you out if you need help.
    lol

    while I was trying to decode the message in the mirror, this guy makes the sharpest post in the thread

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    what is "pof" moneyshot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by professionalAD View Post
    what is "pof" moneyshot?

    "plenty off fish" mobile app

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    This will come down to if she is a good or bad drunk.

    Good luck as always

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post


    No one noticed the play toys on the dresser?

    Get 'er money, she needs pounded. I'm sure quite a few guys in here will help you out if you need help.
    She's gonna whip out the anal beads on our guy MoneyShot and in true SBR fashion he will reply 'I'll take Ole Miss -10 vs Boise next week...I win I use them on you, I lose, have at it"

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    yeah she looks like the type that likes to take control in the bedroom.

    moneyshot you better pop some viagra before u go.

    she aint gonna be happy when u blow your load in 45 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by professionalAD View Post
    what is "pof" moneyshot?
    Plenty of fish, dating website but more for like casual hook up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    What will TheMoneyShot get on his first meeting?
    A disease?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    yeah she looks like the type that likes to take control in the bedroom.

    moneyshot you better pop some viagra before u go.

    she aint gonna be happy when u blow your load in 45 seconds.
    Bear, viagra ain't gonna help you with premature ejaculation, suhn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Bear, viagra ain't gonna help you with premature ejaculation, suhn
    But poppin one and then rubbing 3 out before she gets there will.

    Though you might not even enjoy it at that point. Just want a fukkin sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    But poppin one and then rubbing 3 out before she gets there will.

    Though you might not even enjoy it at that point. Just want a fukkin sandwich.
    this is true

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    I figure a doc prescribing Viagra to anyone under the age of 35 can probably assume they will be up to no good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I figure a doc prescribing Viagra to anyone under the age of 35 can probably assume they will be up to no good.
    in US you solve the doctor problem with driving across the border to Mexico and filling up your pockets with blue candy for twice as cheap...plus no prescription needed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    in US you solve the doctor problem with driving across the border to Mexico and filling up your pockets with blue candy for twice as cheap...plus no prescription needed
    That seems like a way better system.

    In Canada, you just have to smoke cigarettes until your rooster doesnt work anymore.

    But the consultation will be free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    That seems like a way better system.

    In Canada, you just have to smoke cigarettes until your rooster doesnt work anymore.

    But the consultation will be free.

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    So... who do we have in the bullpen if the 19 year old can't close it out????

    Uh... we have this 21 year old who's heating up in the bully...


    On The Left





    On The Right





    On The Far Right







    On The Right





    On The Left





    And if the 21 year old can't close it out for me....

    Can this 30 year old close it out?


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    Money the 1st one has a horse face and I actually do believe she's 21...the 2nd one, who's named Marianne, is just too banged up for a 30yo and probably has a kid or two.

    but in any case, good luck pal!

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    I hope to have the other 2 on stand by... not knowing what the 19 year old will do??? Or what she's thinking... I'm not ruining my Saturday. I'd hate to get all ready and... POOF... everything blows up in my face.

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    That one pic with the pink bathing suit makes her look like she has a Gunt. Push that shit in or call her a Kangeroo

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    There are some hott normal girls on pof. However, with your story of meeting in the park. NO WAY!
    you will be robbed!

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    abort the backup plan.

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    First chick - Anyone with Tiger-print bed sheets is good to go in a park. Anything less than bumping uglies is full mission failure.

    Second chick - Noooooooooooooooo.

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    19 going on 30, like most said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmdubya View Post
    First chick - Anyone with Tiger-print bed sheets is good to go in a park. Anything less than bumping uglies is full mission failure.

    Second chick - Noooooooooooooooo.
    what a bout a 3rd chick, Doobie?

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    real rack... mid/late 20s... for a first date, you need to take her to Sephora so someone can teach her how to put on make up and do her eye lashes.... does she have a kid? the pouch tells me she either has a kid or was probably heavier and lost weight but kept the tiits... id give it a go

    2nd and 3rd girl are awful and you should give yourself a one day ban for even posting them

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