Dollar2Donuts:
"A red bull and Vodka drinking square sports gambler with low self-esteem and poor mathematics skills. Brags to everyone and anyone about what he has, who he knows, who he is doing, etc. Usually dresses in full douchebag mode by popping his collar and wearing sunglasses at night. Has a "sick" condo, a 3 series BMW and a sex starved girlfriend. Somewhat flabby Canuck who is prematurely going gray. Is the only salesperson on the planet to have 50% of a country as his territory. Also has a criminal record after he got busted for selling weed."
"Has anyone seen Dollars2Donuts? Nope I think he is in the rented lake house making it rain with some hooker. Heard he was pretty pissed after the store ran out of Red Bull. Don't worry though, million dollar deals are closing on their own."
Brock Landers:
"Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence."
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!