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    Fixed

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    does bateman know that:

    1. you are a convicted drug smuggler
    2. you complain that you "have to penetrate a hot chick every day"

    cause he will tell er one

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    does bateman know that:

    1. you are a convicted drug smuggler
    2. you complain that you "have to penetrate a hot chick every day"

    cause he will tell er one
    Lol.

    1 - Yes.....and I hear about it every single day. Sue me for being honest.

    2 - Never said that.


    Tony, I know you continually try to suck as badly as Bateman, but you are going to SERIOUSLY have to turn up the temperature to get even CLOSE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    does bateman know that:

    1. you are a convicted drug smuggler
    2. you complain that you "have to penetrate a hot chick every day"

    cause he will tell er one
    Pennies2Pop-Tarts is lame. He spilled soy sauce on his striped shirt today and fell hard. Did the guy really call me a wiener and make fun of my mom? Jesus he just entered the SBR Hall of Shame. 5 year olds flip shit better than P2P. Good thing his girl likes ATM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    does bateman know that:

    1. you are a convicted drug smuggler
    2. you complain that you "have to penetrate a hot chick every day"

    cause he will tell er one

    "Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
    !"

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post

    "Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
    !"
    Lol, years ago getting caught with a pile of weed. Pretty damn evil.


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    Never go against Dollar

    It could cost you dearly

    He will kick your fukkin ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Lol.

    1 - Yes.....and I hear about it every single day. Sue me for being honest.

    2 - Never said that.


    Tony, I know you continually try to suck as badly as Bateman, but you are going to SERIOUSLY have to turn up the temperature to get even CLOSE.

    you sure did. your "perfect drink" thread

    "I can't keep up with this chick. I never can. Apparently every girl that I get involved with needs rooster every day or she isn't happy"

    sucks to have to fuk hot chicks dude

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    Patrick fly to Vegas in mid aug

    Dollar going to be there

    Just scare him but do not hurt him

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    Like I said the guy has to tell everyone everything so he can feel important. What kind of douchebag talks like that?

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    Whos that hip-less man

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    JJ D2D wouldn't know what to do with a Jersey guy on the street. I'd rip his striped shirt right off his fat body and strangle him with it. That would be pretty "sick". I am sure Russian Bottlerocket would put a hit out on me though Stupid fu(ks. Drop these losers off in Camden and see how long they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    JJ D2D wouldn't know what to do with a Jersey guy on the street. I'd rip his striped shirt right off his fat body and strangle him with it. That would be pretty "sick". I am sure Russian Bottlerocket would put a hit out on me though Stupid fu(ks. Drop these losers off in Camden and see how long they survive.
    Caesar's Palace August 14th through 17th. Feel free to PM me and my fat body. We would love to meet up.

    PS, Canadians with criminal records cannot travel into the US, especially with records that include narcotics.

    Barring something unforseen, that you cannot make it, feel free to attend the Bash, where again, my fat body and I would love to hang out with you for a while.

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    So you are saying you do not have a conviction on your record. Is that correct?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    So you are saying you do not have a conviction on your record. Is that correct?
    I am saying that I would be happy to meet you if you can make it to Vegas in mid-August.

    You should pop by.

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    You never answered my questions Fluff Daddy. Do you have a conviction or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    I am saying that I would be happy to meet you if you can make it to Vegas in mid-August.

    You should pop by.
    I'm already patiently waiting for about a day on his address that he offered to send me.
    D2D, Don't get your hopes up on meeting this clown, if his real address ever reaches my mailbox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I'm already patiently waiting for about a day on his address that he offered to send me.
    D2D, Don't get your hopes up on meeting this clown, if his real address ever reaches my mailbox.
    batboy is mad cause i can go get a 3rd card and he probably has 1 with 150k miles on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    batboy is mad cause i can go get a 3rd card and he probably has 1 with 150k miles on it
    Kid next time I'll be in your neck of the woods, you gonna let me ride in that cop car (front seat)

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    Smell cat piss in here. Can't figure out where it is coming from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Kid next time I'll be in your neck of the woods, you gonna let me ride in that cop car (front seat)
    yeah we will take her to the highway, thats where you can get places in the fast lane fast as fukk.

    although i usually just use uber i don't care for driving myself, but i love cars

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    Tell us again about your childhood home and grannies money

    Tell us how granny supported your drug addiction

    Clown

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Tell us again about your childhood home and grannies money

    Tell us how granny supported your drug addiction

    Clown
    me krak??

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    No.... Trailer park Pat

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    No.... Trailer park Pat
    oh...i didn't think so Dr Kraken, Bol to ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    No.... Trailer park Pat
    You were buried before. $105,000 median household income. Two homes growing up. My parents put four kids through college on one salary.

    Here's a hint you jealous inbred; you will never have what I had and will have. Get used to it

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    Two homes your parents got divorced and you call that two homes and one was a fukking apartment. You and your mom welched off your dad and his mothers money and you wanna act like you accomplished something. Ain't child support grand

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    Yeah my parents got divorced. News to them since they are still married. God you're a stupid piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. Keep trying though. One day you may get it.

    Must suck NOT to have a house at the beach to enjoy. I pity you Kraker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Yeah my parents got divorced. News to them since they are still married. God you're a stupid piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. Keep trying though. One day you may get it.

    Must suck NOT to have a house at the beach to enjoy. I pity you Kraker.
    Bragging about a house at the beach now? Wow bud, we all wish we were you.

    If your parents put four kids through college....what did they pay for, for you? You have proved that it wasn't therapy. Certainly not hair implants....definitely not insoles to get you to 5'3. Hmmmmm. Not lessons in etiquette, definitely not sports wagering lessons.....did they send you to classes to learn to not quit a thread as soon as you buried yourself? Wait....nope.

    Please give your four brothers and sisters my best.....and please come and visit me in Vegas. It would be an interesting meeting.....and if I don't notice you at first, just tug on my pant leg and I will be sure to look down and find you.

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    Not as cool as posting a video of a lake house I didn't own though. How much money did your parents pay to bail you out of jail fatboy? Blah, blah, blah. Hair, short...

    Last time I checked 6'1 was considered somewhat tall. Not as tall you though. You have everyone beat at everything. Douchebag. People laugh at you 24/7 and you still think you are winning.

    Rented lake house for the WIN.

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    Pity me, plz. It doesn't change the fact that you're 40 and single (not by choice), have nothing to your name and stutter like a jack hammer. Think I'll keep my life.

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    I stutter like a jackhammer? According to who? Numerous videos have been posted and I have met people from SBR. Keep trying though you piece of trash. You are NOT winning in the game called life.

    40 years old too huh? Again news to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Not as cool as posting a video of a lake house I didn't own though. How much money did your parents pay to bail you out of jail fatboy? Blah, blah, blah. Hair, short...

    Last time I checked 6'1 was considered somewhat tall. Not as tall you though. You have everyone beat at everything. Douchebag. People laugh at you 24/7 and you still think you are winning.

    Rented lake house for the WIN.
    Lol, you think people spend time in jail in British Columbia for being caught with weed? Dude, we have the largest open air weed smoking areas in North America. The shot is next to legal. How do you think I travel freely in the US? How many people even consider weed a drug? You have admitted to the forum (repeatedly, I gather) about your terrible drug addictions. I can tell you straight up I do not, and never have, been a drug user. Love the booze of course, like a good prairie boy does.

    I have only posted videos of my shit. I don't post anything that isn't mine, and yes, I am proud of what I have accomplished. Guess what? Today I landed a $7 million dollar deal for my company, and I am fukkin proud of that....and I got the news while I was reeling in a big ol' bass, from the deck of MY boat while on holidays at my family cabin in Ontario. Is that a crime? I never represented anything else.

    If people laugh at me......I wonder what they do when it comes to you. Stitches? Keel over in pain? Pass a kidney stone? Shove their first up their own ass and try to pull out their innards?

    Jesus Bateman, give up the charade....

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    This guy just can't stop telling us how great he is. $7 million dollar deal while you were out fishing. How does one close a deal while not in the office. Your parents had menial careers yet the family has a cabin on a lake. We all know you rented that cabin and the boat. Let's not dick around anymore.

    You got caught with a LARGE amount of weed you were attempting to sell. Not a joint you were smoking.

    Cut the shit douchebag; the gig is up.

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