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    TheCentaur
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    Which SBR Posters are Federal agents?

    Guys I hope you realize there are undercover snakes in the grass here at SBR

    It's very naive to think otherwise

    Here are some things to look out for when wondering if that SBR buddy of yours might be spying on you (us)

    -He/she is really nice to everyone and refrains from making any racial/homophobic/sexist comments or jokes. If he/she got caught posting something like this it could cost him/her that nice government pension

    -Doesn't know a thing about soccer and asks strange questions about it. Obvious give away of an American with only a superficial knowledge of gambling. All posters exhibiting this behavior are not agents, but all agents most likely exhibit this behavior

    -Tries to make posts in threads about betting, but their attempts at the mathematics involved range from rudimentary to bizzarely illogical. The simple explanation for this is a government employee mathematically capable most likely is working in a different area.

    Feel free to add to these suspicious behaviors to lookout for or even tell us who you suspect may in fact not be a civilian poster and why you think so

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    I think poster sbrFBI

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    seaweed

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    I'm not worried my
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    Get Real you think they have time to waste here 100992827 Brok Dik Fuks

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    heroin addicted mush brain soulless brothers are a bigger threat

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Guys I hope you realize there are undercover snakes in the grass here at SBR

    It's very naive to think otherwise

    Here are some things to look out for when wondering if that SBR buddy of yours might be spying on you (us)

    -He/she is really nice to everyone and refrains from making any racial/homophobic/sexist comments or jokes. If he/she got caught posting something like this it could cost him/her that nice government pension

    -Doesn't know a thing about soccer and asks strange questions about it. Obvious give away of an American with only a superficial knowledge of gambling. All posters exhibiting this behavior are not agents, but all agents most likely exhibit this behavior

    -Tries to make posts in threads about betting, but their attempts at the mathematics involved range from rudimentary to bizzarely illogical. The simple explanation for this is a government employee mathematically capable most likely is working in a different area.

    Feel free to add to these suspicious behaviors to lookout for or even tell us who you suspect may in fact not be a civilian poster and why you think so
    But thankfully when we retire we can make politically incorrect posts and don't have to be nice to everyone.

    Soccer...I know some, but never bet it, I only bet real sports.
    WNBA players are tougher than soccer players.

    Gambling- Ive probably forgotten more about gambling than you will ever learn

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    I'm not worried my
    Tin Foil Hat will protect me
    God Save the Queen.

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    Where is that crazy Pronk at?

    I'm sure he has a list of all the secret guvmint agents that post here.

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    I wonder why the Rifleman is no longer with us. Did he flame out or did they nab him? He was pretty extreme.
    Or was Rifleman playing extreme to rile up people in here to make them make a mistake and get them? (sting)

    Let's go rangers claims he is an ex FBI agent. Always posts stupid shit with no real write ups. Claims he did
    undercover work. Him and Rifle were buddies.

    Food for thought.

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    And yet another idiot jackass thread for our resident douche bag retarded virgin, centyshit. No feds would bother with this place, except to get a good laugh after reading the stupid shit you post!

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    According to those three criteria, I am an undercover agent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    No feds would bother with this place, except to get a good laugh after reading the stupid shit you post!
    As a federal agent I can verify this fact.

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    BOOM BOOM BOOM, open the door ATF!

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    Sometimes I feel like I'm 12, always laughing st Mike's posts. Centyshit

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    If you don't think FBI agents are at least reading these forums you are as delusional as the people who think Noah got 2 of every animal on the arc.
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    FBI can suck my rooster

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    Shocking

    Mikespamm's post in #12 was missing a ton of homosexual imagery which we have come to expect in every thread from this jackass

    Maybe he did something to satisfy his frustrations for awhile

    Good for you Spamm, you be you

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    FBI can suck my rooster
    Your going to jail for threatening a federal agent.

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    Always asking stupid shit about payment processing and if anyone can hook them up with a local.

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    Yes. Also - "do I have to declare my winnings? What do you do?"

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