1. 07-16-14 11:35 PM #1
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    Women man, i tell ya.

    So this fukking slut shows up to my house asking if one of my friends can take a look at her house and offer her a paining quot. Fine shes a friend, so no problem. A little while later she leaves, i go to leave my house and i back up 2 feet and hear this penetrating crunch. Well i will be fukked. she is right behind me in her tiny car i could not see. The reason it took her so long to leave is because her blow box was being a son of a bitch. Anyway i have a big truck and pretty much ran her car over. So now it is going to cost me thousands of dollars because this dumb hoeee decided to show up at my house un announced to ask me a dumb fukking questions.

    Not one accident in my life at age 29. and the first one is in my own drive way moving my truck two feet. Im raging. Sorry for the rant.

    Oh ya and i use to bone her, and sex does not make up for this shit, shes not that good looking.
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  2. 07-16-14 11:37 PM #2
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    Go to judge Judy.
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  3. 07-16-14 11:55 PM #3
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    Look at the bright side.

    You're not me.
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  4. 07-17-14 12:00 AM #4
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    Why did you run her over? I didn't see the need for that.
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  5. 07-17-14 12:24 AM #5
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    Parlayhtown why so depressed man? i seen you moping around a few other threads. Put the noose away, maybe we can talk this through together.

    And dilo looking back at it, i should have actually ran her over after she came out of the car. I would feel better facing a 2nd degree murder charge then paying for the repairs.
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  6. 07-17-14 05:40 AM #6
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    Curious how you didn't see her behind you...I get it when you're in the truck but when you walked to the truck you didn't see anything? Maybe coming out of the garage
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  7. 07-17-14 07:30 AM #7
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  8. 07-17-14 08:56 AM #8
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    Got to always be aware of your surroundings at all times these days.
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  9. 07-17-14 09:13 AM #9
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    Just be happy it was a car and not a kid.

    when driving a truck you need to be extra careful.
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  10. 07-17-14 10:03 AM #10
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    Ya cuse it was pretty much me being a dumb ass. She left 5 minutes before me so i assumed she was gone and it was just to small to see in my rear view mirror. it was my fault. but penetrate it just pissed me off.
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  11. 07-17-14 10:27 AM #11
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    Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
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  12. 07-17-14 12:20 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
    if he decides then technically that is 1st degree.

    i know this b/c i am studying for the LSAT
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  13. 07-17-14 12:50 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    if he decides then technically that is 1st degree.

    i know this b/c i am studying for the LSAT
    Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.
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  14. 07-17-14 12:54 PM #14
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    wtf is a "paining quot"?
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  15. 07-17-14 04:45 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Curious how you didn't see her behind you...I get it when you're in the truck but when you walked to the truck you didn't see anything? Maybe coming out of the garage
    I've been getting into a bad habit doing this lately... backing out my driveway from my garage. Sometimes you just don't expect anyone to be there. But... you're suppose to look around. Bad bad bad habit.
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  16. 07-17-14 04:56 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Look at the bright side.

    You're not me.
    And you arent one of these guys, they failed..
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  17. 07-17-14 06:17 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
    Holy crap this cracked me up
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  18. 07-17-14 06:22 PM #18
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    How you fukking got a license if you don't look back when you backing up? Priceless...
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  19. 07-17-14 07:21 PM #19
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    OP was clearly drunk out of his gourd. Of course he comes to the only place where he can reasonably expect to rally sympathy to his "plight"....... A board full of degens who think downing some malt licky and playing bumper cars in the driveway is a fun way to spend an afternoon.



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  20. 07-17-14 07:39 PM #20
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    Cash do you by chance live in a trailer park?
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  21. 07-17-14 09:46 PM #21
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    offer sexual services as payment
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  22. 07-17-14 11:43 PM #22
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    Its your driveway jump out of your car and say why the fuk did you crash into me
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  23. 07-18-14 05:14 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I've been getting into a bad habit doing this lately... backing out my driveway from my garage. Sometimes you just don't expect anyone to be there. But... you're suppose to look around. Bad bad bad habit.
    Yeah, that's no good especially in a bigger vehicle, though really anything since you're blind to what is behind you. Never know what could be there, whether it's an animal or a child.
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  24. 07-18-14 07:30 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.


    /Thread MickeyMan wins
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  25. 07-18-14 09:01 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.
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  26. 07-18-14 11:07 PM #26
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    This guys a dumb oyster
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  27. 07-18-14 11:13 PM #27
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    If she isn't good looking then why did u use to fuk her
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  28. 07-20-14 09:56 PM #28
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    mcdonaae my standards are not particularly high. And yes micky man i do live in a a bit of a trailer park. But not one of those cheap ones off trailer park boys where you rent the land. I own this acre mother fukkkerrrr.


    And eddy munny i was not drunk. Well maybe i was just drunk in love.

    So the damages to her vehicle are about 4000 dollars.

    I have to go to the cop shop tomorrow to report it. What a god dam gong show.
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  29. 07-20-14 10:16 PM #29
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    IMG_8364.jpgIMG_8364.jpg

    Heres the car.


    46369_10150290257575271_8157529_n.jpg


    And it is the girl with the white shirt. She could be on the news for a missing persons report soon. Also that is her friend i am banging off and on right now, girls are such bitches to each other they dont even tell when each of them is over at my house rooster riding. My other home boy fukked her and said
    her pussy stinks, but i dont mind. Maybe she was having a bad night.
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  30. 07-20-14 11:04 PM #30
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    $4,000????

    Thats crazy

    sounds like a vw dealership repair shop is doing the work by that price

    What year is it
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  31. 07-20-14 11:22 PM #31
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    2004. Fukking auto body repair shops must make good money.
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  32. 07-20-14 11:23 PM #32
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    . My ball hitch went right through the light and fukked up some minor thing inside too. Bit hard to tell in the picture.
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  33. 07-21-14 08:49 AM #33
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  34. 07-21-14 08:57 AM #34
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  35. 07-27-14 05:23 PM #35
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    Oh man those chicks look banged up lol
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