1. 06-20-14 09:46 PM #1
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    BRB SBR! Just Got A Date Tonight With A Vibrant Female

    Meeting her at 11:30 tonight down the street. This is what happens when you are a well-off business man. You get the ladies coming to you! She's average looking, but her profile looked impressive.
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  2. 06-20-14 09:50 PM #2
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    No offense, but fukk you.

    (It's just jealousy)

    ...

    Oh, great, just lost my O's bet.

    Just keeps getting better.
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  3. 06-20-14 09:50 PM #3
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    That's what I am talking about Seaweed.

    Did you play that over in the Oakland/Red Sox game? It might hit here in the second inning.
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  4. 06-20-14 09:53 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    That's what I am talking about Seaweed.

    Did you play that over in the Oakland/Red Sox game? It might hit here in the second inning.
    I was close to pulling the trigger but I backed out last second. I buckled.
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  5. 06-20-14 09:54 PM #5
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    Seaweed, what's up with the new avatar?
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  6. 06-20-14 10:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Seaweed, what's up with the new avatar?
    Somebody changed my avatar. Apparently you could do that in the SBR Store. I am still investigating who it was
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  7. 06-20-14 10:08 PM #7
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    I just cancelled on her. I told her I drive a Lambo and now she wants me to bring it out tonight? she's a golddigger
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  8. 06-20-14 10:26 PM #8
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    pathetic seaweed so desperate for attention pulling pics off internet

    what a sad pathetic life

    https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sb...swM0y3fcS0Ne4U
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  9. 06-20-14 10:32 PM #9
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    Dyson beat it..giant has always been a tool
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  10. 06-20-14 10:34 PM #10
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    sad sad sad
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  11. 06-20-14 10:35 PM #11
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  12. 06-20-14 10:45 PM #12
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    Jesus Christ ur a fukin idiot
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  13. 06-20-14 10:46 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    pathetic seaweed so desperate for attention pulling pics off internet

    what a sad pathetic life

    https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sb...swM0y3fcS0Ne4U
    i met her on plenty of fish
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  14. 06-20-14 10:47 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    i met her on plenty of fish
    no your just a sad pathetic loser with no life
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  15. 06-20-14 10:49 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    no your just a sad pathetic loser with no life
    Actually, no. I met her on Plenty of fish. Nice try though. And if you check the profile you will notice her location is close to mine. Epic fail
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  16. 06-20-14 10:51 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Actually, no. I met her on Plenty of fish. Nice try though. And if you check the profile you will notice her location is close to mine. Epic fail
    your lives an epic fail kid
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  17. 06-20-14 10:54 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    your lives an epic fail kid
    You're just jealous because you can't get a date like me
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  18. 06-20-14 10:59 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You're just jealous because you can't get a date like me
    unlike you I'm happily married with 3 kids

    as your getting ass pounded by bottom dad and giant
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  19. 06-20-14 11:02 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    unlike you I'm happily married with 3 kids

    as your getting ass pounded by bottom dad and giant
    I never got my ass pounded by bottom dad and giant
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  20. 06-20-14 11:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I never got my ass pounded by bottom dad and giant

    plus see how hard it will be to get you banned from this forum like you were at covers
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  21. 06-20-14 11:59 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I never got my ass pounded by bottom dad and giant

    don't worry see weed. late nite mayor 39. married with kids. strokes hisself to a creamy lather thinking about u and bottem dad. don't ruin his fantasy.
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  22. 06-21-14 12:26 AM #22
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    We need to up your taste in women. She looks biggie sized.
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  23. 06-21-14 12:48 AM #23
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    And she looks black.....
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  24. 06-21-14 03:38 AM #24
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    Would you Drive 4 Blocks to Bang this Chick?

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  25. 06-21-14 08:12 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I just cancelled on her. I told her I drive a Lambo and now she wants me to bring it out tonight? she's a golddigger
    You are a fukking joke....
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  26. 06-21-14 08:39 AM #26
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    Unfcknbelievable
    Come here for a min weedy!!!
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  27. 06-21-14 11:03 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokenjoke View Post
    Unfcknbelievable
    Come here for a min weedy!!!
    long time smoke
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  28. 06-22-14 09:17 AM #28
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    Straight guys under 70 don't refer to girls as "vibrant"

    I doubt even bi guys do
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  29. 06-22-14 11:37 AM #29
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    Seaweed did you sleep with him?
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  30. 06-22-14 02:04 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Straight guys under 70 don't refer to girls as "vibrant"

    I doubt even bi guys do

    whenever robert loggia meets a young chick in a movie he calls her that. but who knows loggia might take it up the asss too
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