Originally Posted by
Eddy Munny
Too late Mike. You had your chance. You pussed out and fled the scene, tugging on the sleeves of SBR staff. Now you want to regroup a day later? Quit fronting, I see through your whole façade.
For those of you who don't know, Mikejamm does a whole lot of chest thumping for a guy who is a serial tattle tale... He summons this streak of false bravado, but inside he's a scared little girl, hoping for other, more competent adults to bail him out. I'm dead serious when I say this. Whether Mike wants to believe I'm a Mod or not is of no interest to me. But the fact remains that I have access to correspondence between posters and staff, and on more than one occasion Mike has issued a grievance against other board members.
Basically nobody here at SBR, myself included, gives a shit what Mike thinks about anything. His petty complaints go straight to trash bin. With guys like Mike, our modus operandi is "pay your annual dues and move along." He really thinks he has a voice at the forum, poor silly old sap.
Now of course, he reappears with a mini onslaught of homoerotic insults sprinkled with a healthy dash of laughing emoticons. He also likes to trumpet his socioeconomic status, because in "Mikejamm world," $100 is proof positive that you've arrived. He really thinks a C-note is what separates the "haves" from the "have nots." Have fun paying your fees to partake in a forum. Feel free to brag about it once in a while. I'm in a loftier position. You wouldn't understand. You still think "mommy's basement" jokes are funny.
What's most sad about Mikejamm is that while he physically inches ever closer towards 50, his mind is actually aging in reverse. It's like his brain is afflicted by the same disorder documented in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttmunch. Just read any random Mikejamm post, especially one where he's all wound up. He sounds like closeted teenager who's just discovered masturbation.
It's ok Mike... we all know you're a sexually frustrated, middle-aged failed musician who found this forum as the only means to express yourself, given the real world spurns imbeciles saddled with a jr. high level education and taste for kiddie porn.