[rki999]

Too mchand and then it islate for that kind
getting wierd

[PAULYPOKER]

What in the flying fukk R U smokin?

[MoneyLineDawg]

NFL on in the middle of the night

Although judging by your post it's safe to say you have bigger issues than the time of a football game

[Kermit]

They have weird creatures that live there.

[TheCentaur]

They should make a new room for impaired threads

Could call it the Joint or the Den

[gauchojake]

They should make a new room for impaired threads

Could call it the Joint or the Den

Big boy dan's playpen would be apropos.

[z-doggie]

Good day mate

[gauchojake]

Funnel spiders
abos
lebs
bogans

i can't come up with 10. I'd move there.

[SportsMushroom]

1. spiders with shark teeth in your laundry room

2. snakes that samuel l. jackson wouldnt fuk with in your bed

3. hungry grumpy gators in your swimming pool

4. hungry grumpy gators in your kitchen

5. dingos running around with baby recipes in their back pocket

6. kangaroos landing on the roof of your car and playing whack-a-mole with your head

7. having to move every summer after bush fires burn down your house

8. your balls getting stuck to your thighs from the blistering heat during the day

9. your balls climbing up into your body all the way to your chest at night cause its freezing

10. having to buy an LL Cool J survivor kit to go to the beach cause the sharks there are straight out of deep blue sea



bonus reasons:

B1. gotta listen to that horrible noise called an australian/british accent 24/7
B2. have to put up with being called mate a zillion times a day from strangers and people you dont like
B3. the APL
B4. the NBL

[gauchojake]

But there are BBQs everywhere. Plus one IMO

[pronk]

But even bigger reason to move down under...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UORKwBTKWqw

[minet123]

America founded by English religious crazies,land speculators and petty criminals from English jail

Australia founded by the real English criminals-murders,rapists and the truly insane

[TheCentaur]

America founded by English religious crazies,land speculators and petty criminals from English jail

Australia founded by the real English criminals-murders,rapists and the truly insane

And everyone would still rather live in America or Australia than England

[Kermit]

Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep at night wondering if at some point a duck fukked a beaver, or if a beaver fukked a duck.

[SportsMushroom]

And everyone would still rather live in America or Australia than England

who would rather live in america?


between the gun nuts, the jesus freaks and the ever diminishing civil liberties, most people would rather have a telephone pole rammed up their ass than live in the states


only people that go to america are the riff raff of the rest of the world

[minet123]

#1 reason
You might be offered this for breakfast
vegemite175.jpg

[TheCentaur]

who would rather live in america?


between the gun nuts, the jesus freaks and the ever diminishing civil liberties, most people would rather have a telephone pole rammed up their ass than live in the states


only people that go to america are the riff raff of the rest of the world

Given the choice people that do not live in one of these three countries would choose USA or Australia over England

Only reason Jamaicans and Indians etc. live there is because they were/are territories of the English Empire and it would be much harder to become citizens of USA or Australia

[chipper]

The water in the toilet bowls flush backward, counter-clockwise, below the equator.....

[Dr.Gonzo]

who would rather live in america?


between the gun nuts, the jesus freaks and the ever diminishing civil liberties, most people would rather have a telephone pole rammed up their ass than live in the states


only people that go to america are the riff raff of the rest of the world

I enjoyed my time living in America.

Australian and England are filled with such a proud anti American sentiment.

We don't have freedom of speech and yet we'll preach about how free our society is and point to diminishing civil liberties in the US.

[Domestic]

Very high cost of living, you'll be shocked how much food costs here when compared to the US.

[konck]

A lot of Aussie women have Gunts
thats the thing that buldges out between the gut and the crunt

[brooks85]

who would rather live in america?


between the gun nuts, the jesus freaks and the ever diminishing civil liberties, most people would rather have a telephone pole rammed up their ass than live in the states


only people that go to america are the riff raff of the rest of the world

penetrating liberals

anyways, what does that say about the rest of the world since America is by the far still the most free country in terms of economic freedom and civil freedom.

And, as far as the gun nuts go, I supposed being slashed to death with a knife or hacked with an axe is better way of dying than a bullet?

[SportsMushroom]

penetrating liberals

anyways, what does that say about the rest of the world since America is by the far still the most free country in terms of economic freedom and civil freedom.

And, as far as the gun nuts go, I supposed being slashed to death with a knife or hacked with an axe is better way of dying than a bullet?

only americans think that the states are the most free country in the world, which is 100% false, you've just been programmed to think so by your puppet masters

// takes a break to place a bet at pinnacle



also, knife deaths are very rare, one happens every leap year, never heard about an axe murder happening, and if someone wants to hurt you with a knife they need to actually get close to you, so you have the opportunity to defend yourself as opposed to being shot from across town


yet I hear about gun shot deaths in the states every day, and most, if not all of them are not criminals shooting at innocent victims as the gun lobby has you convinced, but its always either an accident, idiots goofing around, kids that got bullied one too many times, crazies and people that cannot control their tempers. none of these people should or would have had access to a gun had they been living anywhere else, and they and their victims would still be alive

[MatI]

...America is by the far still the most free country in terms of economic freedom and civil freedom.

[brooks85]

only americans think that the states are the most free country in the world, which is 100% false, you've just been programmed to think so by your puppet masters

// takes a break to place a bet at pinnacle



also, knife deaths are very rare, one happens every leap year, never heard about an axe murder happening, and if someone wants to hurt you with a knife they need to actually get close to you, so you have the opportunity to defend yourself as opposed to being shot from across town


yet I hear about gun shot deaths in the states every day, and most, if not all of them are not criminals shooting at innocent victims as the gun lobby has you convinced, but its always either an accident, idiots goofing around, kids that got bullied one too many times, crazies and people that cannot control their tempers. none of these people should or would have had access to a gun had they been living anywhere else, and they and their victims would still be alive

lol ok buddy

[ACoochy]

[I/O]

1. spiders with shark teeth in your laundry room

2. snakes that samuel l. jackson wouldnt fuk with in your bed

3. hungry grumpy gators in your swimming pool

4. hungry grumpy gators in your kitchen

5. dingos running around with baby recipes in their back pocket

6. kangaroos landing on the roof of your car and playing whack-a-mole with your head

7. having to move every summer after bush fires burn down your house

8. your balls getting stuck to your thighs from the blistering heat during the day

9. your balls climbing up into your body all the way to your chest at night cause its freezing

10. having to buy an LL Cool J survivor kit to go to the beach cause the sharks there are straight out of deep blue sea



bonus reasons:

B1. gotta listen to that horrible noise called an australian/british accent 24/7
B2. have to put up with being called mate a zillion times a day from strangers and people you dont like
B3. the APL
B4. the NBL

#11 Hearing non stop loops of songs by members of the Gibb family

[I/O]

1. spiders with shark teeth in your laundry room

2. snakes that samuel l. jackson wouldnt fuk with in your bed

3. hungry grumpy gators in your swimming pool

4. hungry grumpy gators in your kitchen

5. dingos running around with baby recipes in their back pocket

6. kangaroos landing on the roof of your car and playing whack-a-mole with your head

7. having to move every summer after bush fires burn down your house

8. your balls getting stuck to your thighs from the blistering heat during the day

9. your balls climbing up into your body all the way to your chest at night cause its freezing

10. having to buy an LL Cool J survivor kit to go to the beach cause the sharks there are straight out of deep blue sea



bonus reasons:

B1. gotta listen to that horrible noise called an australian/british accent 24/7
B2. have to put up with being called mate a zillion times a day from strangers and people you dont like
B3. the APL
B4. the NBL

B5. Listening to ACDC's "TNT" all night